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Tongue in Cheek View of AFF  

CyrilFiggis69 49M  
7 posts
6/25/2007 6:40 am

Last Read:
10/7/2013 7:19 pm

Tongue in Cheek View of AFF


I've been in writing mode lately, so here's another song about a certain type of male ego.

Magic Man

Hi, you don't know me,
But I like what you said.
I saw your profile picture,
And you look real good in red.
I see you want lovin'
With no strings attached.
Come over here and find some.
I'm waitin' to be snatched.

Yeah, I'm the man with no face,
But I swear that I'm real.
I'll take you to that place
Where you know you can feel
Like a princess, a hot nurse, whoever you are
I'll make you cream six times like a porno star.

'Cause I'm your Magic Man
And I'm like no one else.
I'll make you cream harder
Than you can yourself.
After just one night
You'll be my biggest fan.
Won't want to live without me
I'm your Magic Man.

I see you're just lookin'
For another girl.
Babe, why should you settle
When I can give you the world.
I read "No Guys Allowed"
But I know that can't mean me.
'Cause everybody wants me
It's so obvious to see.

Yeah, I'm the man with rare gifts.
I'll make your dreams come true.
Any situation
And I'll know just what to do.
I'll play through all of your holes
And finish way over par
I'll make you multi-orgasmic
Like a porno star.

'Cause I'm your Magic Man
And I'm like no one else.
I'll make you cream harder
Than you can yourself.
After just one night
You'll be my biggest fan.
Won't want to live without me
I'm your Magic Man.

I saw this red-hot mama
Wants someone discreet,
Big and hard-muscled,
Drug and disease free.
Massive oral fetish
And likes it in the rear.
Baby, look no further
'Cause your Magic Man is here!

Yeah, I'm your Magic Man
And I'm like no one else.
I'll make you cream harder
Than you can yourself.
After just one night
You'll be my biggest fan.
Won't want to live without me
I'm your Magic Man.

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