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Blogs > rm_riverclyde > Playing the game

I WILL SURVIVE (sing along ladies :D)  

rm_riverclyde 63M/64F
11 posts
10/24/2007 1:55 pm
I WILL SURVIVE (sing along ladies :D)

AT first I was afraid I was petrified,
when you said you had 10 inches, lord, I almost died!
id spent oh so many years just waiting 4 a man that long,
that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.......
but there you are, another lie,
I was ready 4 a big mac and you brought me a french fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
I should have known there was no anaconda lurking in them jeans !
GO on now GO ! walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4!
weren't you the twat to think I wouldn't find you out ?
don't you no we're only joking when we say size doesn't count ?
I will survive ! coz as long as I've got batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a hand full of latex! I will survive! I will survive! hey hey ..........
bling 26719]
rm_riverclyde 63M/64F
24 posts
10/28/2007 3:44 pm

 i hid the batteries

clyde
bling 26719]


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