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Saturday Morning on a cold day..... brrrrr
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Saturday Morning on a cold day..... brrrrr Well if you have to get out of bed, you don't clean the car not when its like minus a bazillion degrees outside. Yes I know its a bright sunny day outside, First rule of a cold climate, sunshine doesn't always mean its warm... So what to do, well can't clean the car too cold, so how about the dog... He's looking distinctly grey.. And I know that odor must be him. Cant be me  Instructions for cleaning the dog. Get towels lots of them, you don't want to be looking for them when he is soaking wet and is trying to escape and probably does to shake himself everywhere. Next a jug for the water, and shampoo (seriously get the pet kind thats gentle on there skin) Next don't attempt this prior to cleaning the bath or bathroom, as you will have to do it all over again. Lastly catch dog, yep he see's you with bath-towels and treats saying Come Andy.... he's not fooled he remembers its the the big water bowel time and he runs (wagging his tail) until you corner him... Next you carry wiggling ssgiggling 30 pound (hes only supposed to be twenty but christmas was good) to the bath and start the water, whilst your trying to get the water temp right he escapes twice.... But haha I've done this before that bathroom door is closed. After lugging the dog... I'm sure he's now increased weight to 40 pounds back to the bath you start sloshing water over him. Hrmmm the drains run grey no brown dang what has he been in, At this point the shampoo goes on he's wriggling but wagging his tail. I think the I dont like the bath routine is a fake. Now he looks like he's a pink 10 pound drowned rat. Don't let the hangdog woe is me eyes loosen your grip on him, otherwise he will be out the bath and causing mayhem with soap and water everywhere. Time to rinse off. hrmm every time you rinse he shakes. You were wearing an old tea shirt and shorts weren't you !!! Now on to towel dry he loves this bit, sheeesh he's a white fluff-ball. At this moment something happens like the phone, then the gets loose and runs amok, rolling over shaking and generally getting everything damp. All done, All you have to do now is clean the catastrophe of a bathroom..... |
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