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Somebody up there has my sense of humour....  

rm_wascally99 58M
22 posts
6/19/2007 2:00 pm
Somebody up there has my sense of humour....


This posting is not meant seriously so don't take offense eh!!

If evolution was a person they'd be a great stand up comedian.

Think about it. Guys reach there sexual peak at 18 or so and stay there for some years depending on how they work out but definitely start to go down hill at some point in there late 20's early 30's (not me of course). Women on the other hand reach there sexual peak in the mid to late 30's.

Men last a few minutes and then need 20 or so to get going again. Sheesh women haven't got going until past the first 20 minutes... This means shes frustrated, has to ah think of england, or wooo down boy we're not ready yet see if you cant find some things to keep clean or busy with till I'm ready

Women can chat and really communicate, us men on the other hand well a few words go a long way and we really did hear what you said, but we're not sure what you meant eh!

Then of course there is that time of month.... hrmmm its really not our fault we don't have this happen, we would prefer it not happen to anyone least of all you, but we're not mind readers we aren't always sure when it is. Especially since sometimes the signs start happening a week before and go on for what seems weeks and weeks... or was that a headache.....

with some guys everything seems to start to drop off past 30, hair, muscle tone ermmm heheh well not that I hope. But sheesh every spring women of all ages seem to come out of hibernation and look drop dead gorgeous...

Oh and if your a guy and about to comment about this doesnt happen to you, well I hate to break it to you, but she's not as happy as she may have once been and well your just not cutting it any longer lol..... *** Evil chuckle***

So if you think about it, we're so different that someone up there either had a really evil sense of humor or should have been taken out and shot

lets see what I can think to write next

rm_wascally99 58M
44 posts
1/9/2008 6:08 am

lol Mermaid, thanks for the encouragement *huggles you right back*


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
1/8/2008 9:12 pm

try like 40's for wemon hun !!!

This is were i come in and give you a big round of hugsssss and say welcome to the blogs hun...I really hope that you find lots of friends here...It starts out slow and then it builds..so have patients and go read some blogs and make friends

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Seduce my mind and my body


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