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Blogs > jaipurcouple1979 > Genital Warts

Freezing Cold  

jaipurcouple1979 48M/44F
14 posts
6/14/2013 7:19 pm
Freezing Cold

An Irish woman and her were riding in an old buggy one cold blistery day, the said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up." The did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day the was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold.''

The girl replied, "Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up."

He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the .

He said, "My nose is cold."

The girl replied, "Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up."

He did and warmed his nose. The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the , and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The next day, the was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she asks her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

Concerned the mother said, "Why? Yes...... Why do you ask?"

The replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

DolphinAtHeart 61M
1448 posts
5/24/2014 5:14 am

 ha ha - good one


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