Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > CynicusMaximus > Hooct Un Foniks Wurct For Me |
The Ten Inch Python
|
The Ten Inch Python Earlier this week, Hulk Hogan was awarded 115 million in a lawsuit against Gawker for Invasion of Privacy after the website released a sex tape of Hogan having sex with a woman. The catch: The woman is married to close friend and radio personality, Bubba the Love Sponge. I actually didn't change his name to protect his privacy.. that's really what he calls himself. The video was recorded without Hogan's permission and released by Bubba and his wife for a quick paycheck. All of this started when Hogan appeared on Bubba's radio show as a guest which blossomed into a part-time gig for Hogan who joined the show whenever available. The partnership expanded when Hogan returned to wrestling with a small company in Florida.. Hogan thought it would be a good idea to include his new friend in a couple of television spots and offer him some publicity. Despite the push, this didn't get Bubba any new attention, in fact, it raised some criticism of credibility of both participants from colleagues and fans. Bubba's involvement in wrestling soon came to an end since he never got over with fans and was never a competitor. Hogan kept on moving forward. Which brings us to one fateful night. Hulk Hogan (real name, Terry Bollea), was invited over to Bubba's home where the host offered up his wife to have sex with Hogan. Now, this isn't anything out of the ordinary for us here on this site.. to have a camera present is also nothing out of the ordinary. Except, all parties are usually aware of the circumstances going in. Hogan agreed. Bubba the Love Sponge recorded Hogan as he got undressed and revealed the infamous white man-thong and had sex with his wife. Instead, of keeping it to himself though, Mr. Love Sponge sent it to Gawker, a tabloid website that apparently has no backbone in any official journalism, who posted the video the next day. The world got to see Hulk Hogan's lackluster slow missionary-style sex tape in low res black and white. The years of steroid abuse was apparent since his testicles looked to be the size of chick peas. Hulk Hogan sued Gawker for releasing the video and beat the living shit out of that pan handler, Bubba the Live Sponge. The latter is still trying to be confirmed despite both parties not commenting on the incident. The lawsuit, however, spawned one if the most surreal moments in the court room when asked about his privacy when Hogan revealed his alleged penis size on Bubba's radio show. The defending attorney asked Hogan about his ten inch penis to which Hogan replied... "That's the size of Hulk Hogan's penis, not mine." Which in a bizarre way... makes a lot of sense. Terry Bollea is NOT Hulk Hogan.. Hulk Hogan is a character that Terry has had to pretend to be for most of his life. Hulk Hogan is larger than life, so even in jest, Hulk Hogan's penis should be immense. Not Terry's. Terry can barely get out of bed in the morning cause other 400 pound guys in their underwear dropped him on his ass every day for 30 years. Personally, i know for a fact that there are about five sex tapes involving me. I just don't come attached with any real noteriety if those tapes are posted anywhere online. |
||||
|
Well written.
| |||
3/20/2016 4:46 am |
If anyone invitse you to their home to have sex with a partner and a camera is around, you should expect it could appear in the media at sometime, specially if someone involved is a celebrity. Is that not common sense???
| |||
|
There's a fine dance of reading this, THEN sipping coffee, then reading again AFTER I swallow said coffee. I failed. "chick peas" bwahahahahahahaha
|
Become a member to create a blog
