11 posts 5/12/2015 1:55 pm
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Creative Insults A good insult can be a work of art. A bad one can make you cringe. Either way, here are some that you may use in your daily dealings, highlighted because of their creativity.
1. I hope your favorite book is turned into a movie and none of the characters are anything like you imagined. 2. Your mama’s so unfamiliar with the gym she calls it James. 3. Everyone who ever loved you was wrong. 4. If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump down to your IQ. 5. During any intellectual discussion, when they make a statement respond with a sincere sounding, “That’s sweet.” 6. I hope your day is as lovely as you are. 7. If you wanted my comeback, you could just wipe it off your mom’s face. 8. You are the human equivalent of Internet Explorer. 9. I’ll have you know I stood up for you today, they were saying you loved eating shit sandwiches and I told them that I happen to know for a fact that you don’t eat bread. 10. You’re ugly and you can’t read good. 11. I hope you have seven daughters and only one toilet. 12. You’re not being the person Mr. Rogers believed you could be.
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