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Nursing home, Jackie Chan, death row. My thought evolution.  

rm_Khemeckals 45M
48 posts
3/9/2006 7:06 pm

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3/24/2006 8:29 am
Nursing home, Jackie Chan, death row. My thought evolution.
I picked a friend up from work to go to lunch. She works at a nursing home, in the hospice wing. As I waited for her to get ready, I walk down the hall glancing into rooms with open doors as I pass by.

I really need to quit doing this. There's not allot of things that lower your spirits as much as seeing people lay in bed day after day waiting to die. I started thinking to myself, that one day this will be me. But then I came up with a plan....

See, later on that night I was at the movies with some friends. The movie was like any other movie out nowadays. A whole lot of special effects, with bells and whistles to keep you from noticing the terrible plot, and class F- acting. I mean, they have done some awesome stuff with special effects. I keep thinking... WOW, HOW ARE THEY GONNA TOP THAT?!? Well, lemme tell you how.

So the two thoughts of that day merge. Oh yes Ladies and Gents. I do dare to say it. When I get older, can't take care of myself, and am just plain miserable, I'm gonna be a MotherF'n movie star.

I'm gonna go out with a bang my friends. Dress me up like a mugger, put a knife in my hand, and roll my wheel chair towards Jackie Chan.

Director say *Action*!

Chan: WhaaAaaaA *pshhhthud*

Wow!! Did you see that? Where did his head go?
Now that was an award winning stunt!!! This will be the greatest movie of all time, that was so real!
People from all over will love the new special effects, and I'll go out famous.

I'm still feeling some resistance to this people??!?! But why?

Let's take this a step further. These inmates on death row for doing horrendous crimes against people..... don't give them 2 shots of lethal injections, and it’s done. How unimaginative. Put 'em in the movies!!

Judge: Joe Blow, for your crimes against humanity, I sentence you to.... John Carpenter's next film!

Joe Blow: Ahhhhh! No!!!!

It's just a thought. Probably not one of my more popular beliefs... but damn, it makes sense to me.

What can I say, I’m a dreamer.


rm_Khemeckals 45M
94 posts
3/9/2006 8:50 pm

 Thanks Red. Your vacation cell phone ring post was very funny.


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