|
|
It is hump day...
|
Posted:Jan 27, 2016 6:23 am
Last Updated:May 2, 2024 1:8 pm
4486 Views
|
Okay I missed "Muff Mondays".
Forgot about "Titty Tuesdays".
But today is HUMP DAY!!! The official midway point of the work week where everyone get a free pass to show their ass.
Now I find it difficult (and a bit humorous) to find a favorite day of the week.
"Thick (or Thin) Thursdays"
"Finger-fuck Fridays" not to be confused with "Fisting Fridays" celebrated on the other site Alt.com along with "S&M Saturdays" and "Sodomy Sundays"...
"Spread Um Saturdays" and last but never the least "Suck it Sunday".
Although I don't know how they decided that spread eagle is better on Saturday and head is best saved for Sunday. 
Well in the spirit of progress, drop them panties and post um if you have a booty that you are proud of and I'll have to determine why my favorite day of the week is still, PAYDAY
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
I like ass, will fuck your asshole but I'm not an ASSHOLE
|
Posted:Jan 17, 2016 2:44 pm
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2016 8:19 am
4856 Views
|
Respect is something that I've always given and demanded in return.
Being discreet and respectful of the privacy of others is a given and thus I carry myself in a certain way in communicating and interacting with people and expect the same.
In a previous written rant, I was expressing my pet peeves concerning the site and how it gives the distinct appearance of having more catfish and employees on the site than real people who are sexually liberated and seeking the same.
To my surprise I received to very thoughtful and eloquently worded responses that urged me to take into account that generally people are just assholes, whack jobs and full of shit.  First allow me to  the two individuals that took the time to read and respond to my post. I would also like to thank them for engaging in a conversation, which is a lost art today.
Let me state for the record, I am not a social misfit trolling this site for sex due to my inability to have sexual relations with individuals that I meet face to face. Also I am not so naïve to think that everyone is polite, considerate or respectful of boundaries or other people in general.
In fact, I have a very realistic and some my say jaded  view of people and social media/internet communication as a whole. I truly believe that this is the medium that social misfits prefer because they can be what they are not in the real world. Now not everyone fits into that category but the loudest and most visible tend to 80% residents from The Island of Broken Toys.
Now I am not holding myself above anyone because let me make it perfectly clear, I LOVE SEX, LOOKING AT WOMEN AND LOOKING AT WOMEN THAT I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH  Although polite and very well versed in turning a phrase and holding conversations, I will fuck you seven days past Sunday if a connection is established. (And we can just fuck if one isn't. To waste one's time and hurt a woman's feelings is just uncivilized)
Which brings me to the point of this rant. I fail to see the need to be rude, nasty or abusive to anyone I have never met and do not know. If you are deemed worthy, you will experience the wonderful world of whips, toys, blindfolds and every orifice being filled and thoroughly fucked. If fortunate, we will have some great, sex ranging from "normal" to "slightly kinky" depending on my mood and your favor.
Just like Hannibal Lecture only a few are chosen to be eaten. 
So if I reach out to you via IM or message and I'm not your cup of tea, please don't be afraid to say so. I have been told that I'm nasty, freaky and sexually expressive. To be honest, I have fucked quite a few mothers but I am not a nasty motherfucker. I like asses, will fuck your asshole but I am not a fucking asshole.
To be that would be uncivilized. 
|
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
|
|
|
|
