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On Vacation as of 4/4/09
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Posted:Apr 3, 2009 7:37 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:20 pm
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Headed out saturday to Philly to fly out Sunday A.M. to Jamaica. Will be staying at the Sandals resort @ dunns river. We are going to try and get a day pass to Hedo 3 to check it out.
Hope everyone has a great weekend & a better week.
Hugs,
Abby & Fred. 
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7 kinds of sex
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Posted:Apr 2, 2009 2:47 pm
Last Updated:Apr 7, 2010 6:00 pm
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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex
You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
off on vacation as of 4/5/2009
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a little poem
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Posted:Mar 9, 2009 7:15 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:20 pm
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Times have become tough,
Times have become hard,
We still like to fuck,
In the bed of our truck.
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A little humor
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Posted:Mar 3, 2009 11:17 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2009 2:57 pm
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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night
> when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
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> There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the
> road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
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> It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death.
Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'
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> He says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'
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> 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'
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> He says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's
> nice and warm there.
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> 'But what about the smell?'
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> 'Just hold its little nose.'
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> The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she
> used to beat him with died at the scene.
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Sent to us by our friend curious1_17851 :))
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Posted:Jan 26, 2009 3:43 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2016 1:39 pm
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Confucius Says:
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!
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Now send it to 1 or more people.
Nothing will
happen but 1 or more people laughing
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Happy New Year !!!!
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Posted:Jan 1, 2009 1:48 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 8:20 pm
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1st ... A blessing of prosperity and health, happiness to all.
may you all find peace and happiness in the coming year.
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I Got IT
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Posted:Dec 6, 2008 8:00 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2009 8:46 am
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Bulletin: As requested by my friends..... For those who are on my friend list...I totally have to agree with all of you who say people are getting fake in here. So I gave in and let's see who really reposts this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. It serves to eliminate people who are trying to add "friends" like its a popularity contest in High School. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are.. Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "I Got It!"
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Fakes or for real?
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Posted:Jan 12, 2008 3:31 pm
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2009 7:22 am
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We have basically come to the conclusion that 77.8 % of the people { mainly the women} are fakes.
Meaning they're here mainly to collect pictures, collect network invites,kudo's, etc.
It would be one thing if they got cold feet about meeting. Its just down right rude to not call/email and just not show up.
All we ask is a little honesty. If you cant make the meet ... say so. not disappear.
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