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New humorous dictionary definitions.
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Posted:Feb 11, 2016 7:42 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 7:17 pm
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 Here are a few new humorous dictionary definitions. They may make you chuckle.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
similar to my character
lines.
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Naughty girls need spanking.
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Posted:Dec 26, 2015 2:46 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 7:17 pm
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 Santa says all you women who were naughty in 2015 need a good spanking. Come on now ladies. If you were naughty admit it here. Now men if you know a woman who was naughty and deserves a spanking for being naughty give her handle here to.
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Merry Christmas.
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Posted:Dec 24, 2015 10:30 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 7:17 pm
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 to all for a Merry enjoyable Christmas.
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Merry Christmas Everyone.
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Posted:Dec 21, 2015 9:20 am
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2015 10:31 am
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Merry Christmas to all our friends here. Hope you all have a naughty fun time holiday Polly and Syb.
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If Santa Had Naughty Pick Up Lines.
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Posted:Dec 16, 2015 7:05 am
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2015 9:04 am
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What do you think if Santa was naughty his pick up lines would be? We'll start off with one and you can share yours to. 
 That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you! 
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DWI's and FWI's.
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Posted:Sep 29, 2015 11:16 am
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2015 11:17 am
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 This year for Halloween the Idaho state police will be on the look out for DWI's and also new this year for FWI's. So be very careful and don't drink and drive or drink and fly. 
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Fishermen & posted signs.
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Posted:Sep 27, 2015 6:02 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2024 7:17 pm
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If you never knew that fishermen never ever obey posted signs. Now you know.
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Sarcasm Days.
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Posted:Sep 27, 2015 5:50 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2016 9:51 am
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 Ever have one of those sarcasm days?
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When A Woman Says What.
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Posted:Aug 13, 2015 7:56 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2015 7:58 am
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 When A Woman Says what.
It's not because she didn't hear you. She is just giving you the chance to change what you said. 
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