Oven Baked? Deep Fried?..........Hmmmmmm
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Posted:Nov 25, 2008 6:39 pm
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2008 6:43 am
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[/COLOR All my life until about , oh, lets see now, three years ago when someone said, "I'm having a Turkey dinner", I always assumed it was going to be cooked in the oven, you know, basted, stuffed and all that other good mess you do to get that bird just right, but that doesn't seem to be the case anymore at all . Seems this here deep-fried method of cooking that gobbler has become all the rage. My question is WHY??? Turkey ain't turkey less its been basted,stuffed and injected with butter to crisp that skin and keep it juicy inside. If I want deep-fried I'll get taters or chicken or something that will clog my arteries up for the next 30 years but NOT my turkey...Hell No!!! It just ain't American to deep-crisp a damn turkey, I tell you!!! . Where the hell do you put the stuffing mess??? How the hell are you gonna rub that butter on there for maximum moisturization??? HUH??? Well, Three years ago my sister arrived with this aluminum cooking pot and I swear it looked like to 5 gallon buckets of high grade gear oil that she made me tote to the deck around back. She then commenced to rubbing that turkey down with virgin, yeah, I said virgin and I know you all don't hear that word much , and some kind of Cajun super spicy massaging creme to make that bird taste right frisky on the tongue, or so she said, and I still have my doubts about that one too, but anyway she cranked the temp up on the gas burner till it was smoking ever thing in sight and PLOP!!! Grease went a flying and apopping till she threw a lid on it, snapped it shut and informed us that in 1 hour and thirty minutes we would have a turkey dinner we would never forget. And damned if she wasn't right about that  . It come out of the pot looking good till you looked at the end that had been deepest in the pot,It was scorched likea bird that hadn't got out of one of my stacks afore I turned the coals to it, and when she went to ,well, it wasn't what I would call carving, more like a hatchet job in my opinion, the damn thing was half raw and just nasty looking. UGHHH!!! . Look people, all I'm saying is if you're gonna cook a turkey, PLEASE PLEASE put the thing in the oven and save yourself a lot of grease I mean grief, yeah, thats what I meant, GRIEF. And I am wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving   
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DUMB AND DUMBEST
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Posted:Nov 23, 2008 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2008 6:42 am
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[/COLOR I saw the movies, laughed my ass off and really didn't think I would know a person like those in the movies...WRONG. You remember my blog, "Was I wrong to do it"? I guess this guy DIDN'T flush my number out to sea and he grew the biggest damn set of balls this side of hell since that train wreck he called Dinner. This damn fool called me around 5 this afternoon and asked me if I would consider being his date for an upcoming xmas party. IS THIS GUT FREAKING CRAZY????. Personally, I think he is secretly intriued that I left him sitting holding the bag on a 145 dollar dinner if you want my opinion, BUT I DID NOT fall off my yesterday and knock my freaking brain into a permenant state of amnesia, Oh Hell No!!!! One completely embarrassing evening with this dude was totally enough to last me at least a decade, maybe two if I think about it long enough, lmao. Seriously now, you all wouldn't give this guy a second chance would you?? .  
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COLORS OF DESIRE
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Posted:Nov 22, 2008 9:46 am
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2008 3:27 pm
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[/COLOR The ebony flash of black in your hair when the sunlight slants through the window in our bedroom in the early morning hours. The sparkle in your chocolate brown eyes when you laugh at something I have said or done. The startling whiteness of your smile as we are talking and laughing outside in the hot afternoon of a summers day. The vivid crimson staining your cheeks as you hurry back inside from a snowy winters walk to the mailbox. The soft pink color on your hands that touch me with gentleness and love. But the most wonderful color of all is the rich honey gold of your skin as you are laying next to me bathed in the rosy glow of a roaring fire, the contrast of your large golden body next to my alabaster skin excites me beyond words and thoughts. Just look into my Midnight Blue eyes as you come to me and whisper to me how much you need me and want me. These are the COLORS of Desire!
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Why Is Everyone In Such A Hurry?
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Posted:Nov 21, 2008 3:47 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2008 8:28 am
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[/COLOR It may just be me, but have you all noticed that in the last few years that people are decorating for 1 holiday before the one before it has even come and gone?? . I am already seeing Christmas decorations in yards and in the stores and we haven't even had Turkey day yet!!!! Why is everyone in such a hurry to rush the few days out of the year that are supposed to be the most relaxing? . I don't know about you all but with all this rush, rush, rush this time of year always turns out to be the most stressful time for me . I wonder if it is the thought of all that good food or those presents under the tree that get everybody on that Holiday To Hell train?. Personally, I am going to do it the way I always do, Wait to the Very last minute,, and pray like hell I can make it out alive . Take it nice and easy for the holidays yall and for gods sake, ENJOY IT  
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An Unforgettable Ride
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Posted:Nov 18, 2008 7:14 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2008 11:08 am
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[/COLOR Dayammmm!!!! She was big!!! Oh, about 9 feet off the ground at least and definitely a bit slow but I knew this was gonna be one ride I would always remember . I got 1 leg up on her running board and wondered how in the world I was gonna sit this bad Momma . I threw the other leg over the seat and wiggled around a bit till I got comfy enough to check out the steering wheel. Hmmmmm... turn left=pull left, turn right=pull right.HUH???? Where the hell was the brakes?? Oh hell!!!. It came from the factory with no braking equipment, NO parking brake, No hand valve.. I mean NOTHING . Well, wasn't the first time I had used my feet to stop with  . I remember that time that old Ford wouldn't stop...oops thats another story,lol, Anyhow, I eased her into first gear and we started off at a slow amble, which wasn't to bad considering her shock absorbers were damn near non-existent, then I hit the second gear, which I didn't know at the time, was the last gear in that transmission, an older model you understand, and the real ride started. I was a swinging and a swaying and a praying that the whole damn seat would stay intact till I figured out where them damn brakes was Well after about 20 minutes of the wildest ride I have ever been on , I just hauled up on that steering wheel and damn near like to went flying through the wild blue yonder, like a goose on a getaway train. You all really should ride an elephant at least once before you leave this planet
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Was I Wrong To Do It??????
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Posted:Nov 15, 2008 6:37 am
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2011 10:44 am
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[/COLOR Okay!!! I admit that I am a bit old fashioned in my thinking when it comes to a serious thing between a man and a woman. Notice I said a serious thing here you all. Now a first meet or date is not a serious thing to me. I mean, Hell, We are meeting for the first time and how in the world am I supposed to know if it will become a serious thing on down the line somewhere?? So here is my maybe wrong-doing or not. Depends on how you look at this here situation I reckon We went out to a nice club, had a couple of drinks and then decided to do a really nice dinner at an expensive new place on the waterfront in More head City. Well I was having a great time and thought things were going along like a thirteen speed in overdrive and then WHOMP!!!!!!! Train crash!!! Train Crash!!!!! The Waiter brings the bill and this guys eyes about pop out of his head, the amount was 145 dollars, thats with the 18% tip included. He looks at me and says,"There is no way in hell I am paying for this by myself!" Now before we decided on trying this place I told him right up front that it was an upscale restaurant and that it was expensive and he said, and I quote, "No problem Babe." Well!!!!!!!!! Apparently it was a damn BIG problem!! I got up from the table, walked outside, got in my car, and I drove away!!!! WAS I WRONG TO DO THIS????
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Trucking And Getting Older.......sighing
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Posted:Nov 12, 2008 3:09 pm
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2008 8:35 am
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[/COLOR I guess I'm getting older,, or trucking is getting harder. I haven't quite decided which one is making me feel all the aches and pains and wondering if I will ever get enough sleep. But I'm slowly but surelycoming to the conclusion that it's that, and I won't say it very loudly either, age thing creeping up on me!!!. I used to be able to exist off of 4 hours of sleep a night but now?? Holy shit!!! I feel like death warmed over if I don't get at least 6 hours of snooze time and I think I look like i've been on an all nighter if I don't too!!!. And the Aches??? Lawdamercy!!!! Sometimes I think I have been run over by that rabid mack truck I passed on the 4 lane the day before. Yall think it visited me in my dreams and opened up a can of whoop ass while I was dreaming about that vacation in Rio???. I spend more time at the chiropractor and downing aspirin than I do in my own house kicking the cat and . jawing with my friends!! And that ain't no lie, lmao. I see them people so damn much they send me a birtday and a xmas card every damn year and then write on it, "June, we will see you soon and don't worry about bringing money, we know you're good for it." Now tell me that ain't bad?? Go ahead!! Tell me it ain't!! Well, I think I'm going to soak in the tub and maybe, just maybe, I won't have to make a visit to the back cracker tomorrow  
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Around And Around......STOP The Insanity
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Posted:Nov 10, 2008 5:21 pm
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2008 7:49 pm
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[/COLOR You know, I like Nascar as much as the next Red-Blooded American but DAMN!!!!!! Enough is Enough!!!!It seems like there is no end to the racing circuit,Just 1 long, boring, predictable ride, race after race. I used to like watching the race every other Sunday for about 3 or 4 months but for the past 2 or 3 years it's 9 months out of the year and damn if ithasn't become the most predictable sport on television. I think Nascar should be like Football, 4 months of nonstop action and then BANG!!! Leave us wanting more, Foaming at the mouth for the kick-off, drooling for that first touch-down. But Noooooooo, Nascar wants us to drown in that round and round we go again. I can't stand it no more!!! PLEASE GO AWAY!!!! 
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Why Tall???
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Posted:Nov 6, 2008 8:08 pm
Last Updated:Nov 13, 2008 7:49 pm
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[ I have had a lot of folks, *men*, ask me why the tall guys? Well, there are a lot of reasons for me so here we go, lol. Tall men are eye candy Tall men fill the bed up  A tall,big man sprawled on the bed is sooooo damn HOT!!!! Tall men make me feel more womanly, uh huh!!! Tall men really, really fill out their jeans. I like climbing tall things Yes I do!!!! Tall men are nice to fall asleep on, lol. But most of all, Tall men cuddle so good that you feel safe when you go to sleep If you sleep So big, tall men just do it for me without a doubt CYA{=}
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YOU.....
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Posted:Nov 3, 2008 4:02 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2009 7:04 pm
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YOU make me burn YOU make me ache YOU make me want to be your dirty little plaything YOU want to make me scream your name as I explode into a million pieces YOU want see the flames consume me when you are buried inside me YOU make me want the impossible YOU make me want to LIVE LOVE NEED DESIRE YOU make me want to belong to YOU
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I Know Why....
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Posted:Nov 1, 2008 5:42 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2008 4:16 pm
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I know why I gave up drinking at the age of 26 when I fell out of bed at 2 o'clock this afternoon. GOD!!!! My head still hurts and food is NOT on my menu until tomorrow morning, hopefully,lmao. That "where am I?" and "what did I do?" were the first lucid thoughts that filtered through the fog this afternoon . Well. I woke up in my bed, alone tyvm, lol, in my own house with all the bed clothes in the floor and a pillow over my head  so I guess that part was normal. The Part that worries me is what I said and who I said it too...I know I was in the chat room and I was having a conversation on the Hoo IM, but I swear, I just can't remember all the things I said!!! . You know, they say a drunk person always tell the truth because that Lie through your teeth part of the brain just can't function when it's pickled with Jack Daniels, and I sure hope I didn't get myself started in a hole last night with anybody . And to the one I was Camming for I sure hope It was good for you cause I woke up all wet!!!!!! CYA
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