Friendship!!!
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Posted:Feb 4, 2008 11:14 pm
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2008 5:36 pm
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Friends will come and friends will go,
The seasons change and it will show,
I will age and so will you,
But our friendship stays, strong and true.
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A Freinship Poem
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Posted:Feb 4, 2008 10:00 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2008 1:21 pm
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For Those Lost In 9/11
If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you,
And share with you its beauty
On the days you're feeling blue
If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own,
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone
If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I'm finding
Are impossible for me
I cannot build a mountain,
Or catch a rainbow fair,
But let me be what I know best,
A friend who's always there
- Author Unknown -
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A Funny Joke
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Posted:Feb 4, 2008 2:34 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2008 12:17 am
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The Local Strip Club
Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, ''Hey, Dave! How ya doin?'' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. ''Oh no,'' says Dave. ''He's on my bowling team.''
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, ''You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.'' ''No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.'' A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. ''Hi, Davey,'' she says, ''Want your usual table dance?''
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, ''Looks like you picked up a real doozie this time, Dave!
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Things That Sound Dirty In Football ~ But Aren't !!
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Posted:Feb 3, 2008 9:43 am
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2008 5:26 pm
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20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands.
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This is for the Football fans!!
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Here's A Funny Joke!
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Posted:Feb 2, 2008 7:57 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2008 10:03 pm
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> > >
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North ...
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.
The Indian said, "My father and mother had one . It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"
"It was ME," chortled the Indian.
So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.
Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.
"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said Sven.
"Ok," the Norwegian said, "my father and mudder had vun . It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"
"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"
The Norwegian burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!" |
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Now that was Funny!!
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Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having an On-Line Affair
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Posted:Feb 2, 2008 11:18 am
Last Updated:Feb 3, 2008 10:59 am
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> > | 10. Lately she sits at the computer naked.
9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.
6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.
5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".
4. Lipstick on the mouse.
3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt.
1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear. |
I thought this was pretty funny.
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A Funny Joke
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Posted:Feb 1, 2008 2:04 pm
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2008 1:44 pm
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What Women Would Do If They Had a Penis for a Day!
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
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CAPRICORN THAT'S JEFF!!!!!
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Posted:Jan 30, 2008 6:39 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2008 1:14 pm
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Well Being
About Capricorn
The Capricorn person is the most serious sign of the zodiac. Disciplined, patient and ambitious, a Capricorn does what it takes to get to the top, to the point that if they don�t succeed, they can become quite melancholy and pessimistic. Capricorns also have the same high expectations of others around them. But the Capricorn is often misunderstood - they are not all work and no play. Capricorns have a wonderful dry sense of humor that others highly enjoy.
Capricorn in a Nutshell
Born: December 22 - January 19
Element: Earth - practical and steady
Quality: Cardinal, the quality that signifies change and movement
Symbol: The Goat
Lucky Day: Saturday
Lucky Numbers: 2 and 8
Special Color: Dark green and brown
Capricorn Traits: Hard-working, industrious, pessimistic, disciplined, cautious, aloof. |
I just put these in here just to have something to talk about and to let people know what kind of people we are!!!
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THAT'S ME VIRGO!!!!
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Posted:Jan 30, 2008 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2008 1:04 pm
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Well Being
About Virgo
A Virgo's feeling of a sense of accomplishment depends on whether they were of purpose or served a greater cause. A Virgo is also always on a quest for personal improvement, often giving way to a perfectionist attitude. No detail will be overlooked or under-analyzed. This meticulous quality often makes a Virgo critical of others, but mostly of themselves. The emotional volcano residing under a Virgo's stoic surface should not be underestimated.
Virgo in a Nutshell
Born: August 23 - September 22
Element: Earth - practical and steady
Quality: Mutable, the quality that signifies adaptability and flexibility signifies adaptability and flexibility
Symbol: The Virgin
Lucky Day: Wednesday
Lucky Numbers: 3 and 5
Special Color: Gray and navy blue, the colors of taste and refinement. And purple!!
Virgo Traits: hard-working, modest, critical, pragmatic, meticulous, conservative.
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From My Horoscope Yesterday
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Posted:Jan 27, 2008 11:34 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2008 4:11 pm
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> > > Jeanne Dixon Dies! Eleven years ago today, Astrologer and Psychic Jeanne Dixon passed on to the other side. Best known for predicting the election and subsequent assassination of President John F. Kennedy, Dixon's link to The White House was undeniable. In fact, not only did First Lady Nancy Reagan seek out her counsel, but President Nixon went so far as to make preparations for a terrorist attack she foresaw. A Capricorn with a Leo Moon and Scorpio Rising (the mysterious sign was also home to its ruler Pluto at the time of her birth), Dixon's unique chart actually reflects an abundance of heady Air energy, with particular influence from eccentric Aquarius. This no doubt enabled her to be herself - an individual certainly ahead of her time - despite skeptics and naysayers. Dixon would have been 104.
Is there a connection between events that the five senses don't reveal? |
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Does anyone know? I sure don't!!
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My Day and 's School!!
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Posted:Jan 25, 2008 7:07 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2008 12:29 pm
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| Well my day isn't to exciting. Well this afternoon I got my hubby off to work then my got out early from school. I don't ever remember having so many days out of school as he does. It's always teachers work shop day? Don't get it? Why do they need a work shop day? And then I have to share the computer with my alot earlier today!! He always says "Mommy can I have the computer now?" So me being the nice mother that I am always gives in. Even though he has a Xbox 360. Well and then next comes his mid-winter break. How do they expect the cildren to learn anything if they are always getting out early or having all these breaks? Well thats it for now. Talk to you nice bloggers soon! |
GUEST BOOK  
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What a Blah Day!!!
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Posted:Jan 18, 2008 2:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2008 7:41 pm
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> > | > It's just a Blah Day for me. It's
Friday and I'm a recovering alcoholic. And I
wish I could have a drink right now. But I can't!!! EVER!! Anyway that is pretty much one of my thoughts for the day! Well I've learn how to do this purple pretty box. Thanks! You know who you are! It will get better! I've got more things to learn. |
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