Which condom to choose?
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Posted:Dec 19, 2009 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2012 9:32 am
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 Which condom to choose?
When it comes to choosing the right condom, it can drive you crazy trying to decide which is the best one. Here is a condom list for you, which will make it easier for you to decide.
Nike Condoms: Just Do It!
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling!
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby!
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop!
Ford Condoms: The best never rest!
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock!
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey you never know!
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever!
KFC Condoms: Finger-licking good! !
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the real thing!
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one!
Campbell's Soup Condoms:Mmm mmm good!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone!
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper!
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going...
M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border!
MCI Condoms: For friends and family!
Double mint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
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Why Are Men Like?
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Posted:Dec 5, 2009 3:44 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2011 9:59 am
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Why Are Men Like?
Q: Why are men like blenders?
A: You need one but you're not quite sure why.
Q: Why is food better than a man?
A: You don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Q: What's a man's idea of helping to make the bed?
A: He gets out..
Q: Why are men and parking spots similar?
A: The good ones are already taken and the ones left are handicapped.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE! men will screw anything.
Q: What do toilet seats ,anniversaries and a clitoris have in common?
A: Men miss them all.
Q: How do you keep a man interested after marriage?
A: Wear perfume that smells like beer.
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My pussy view.
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Posted:Oct 12, 2009 8:50 am
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2014 9:43 pm
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This is a photo view of my pussy. Do you think it  
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Finger play.
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Posted:Sep 30, 2009 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2011 10:02 am
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Finger Play.
Finger playing is a turn on for me. It gets me hot and I then I want to get it on with a cock in me. Comments appreciated. 
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Condom stuff.
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Posted:Sep 30, 2009 9:51 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2024 4:48 am
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Condoms stuff.
First a Condom joke.
Condom Sizing
A man walked into the drugstore and shyly asked the pretty girl working there if he could buy some condoms. Seeing his discomfort, the girl decided to have some fun.
She asked what size he needed. He said he didn't really know. So the girl said they come in three sizes, and that there were three holes in the fence outside that they used for sizing tests. He should go outside and put his tool to the test.
When he went outside, the girl snuck around the fence, when he put his tool through the first hole, she caught him and gave him a handjob.
When he put his tool in the second hole, she gave him oral sex.
When he put his tool in the third hole, she had her pants down and she took him inside herself.
When he was finished, the girl ran around the front. He walked up and she asked, "So, what size do you need?"
He answered, "I've decided not to buy any condoms but I do want 8 feet of that fence!"
Second a Condom question. 
What is your opinion of the use of condoms during sex play with friends?
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Tonto and the Lone Ranger.
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Posted:Sep 29, 2009 6:34 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2024 4:48 am
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 Tonto & The Lone Ranger.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars.
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, and then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you dumb ass. Someone has stolen tent"
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Buddy Condom lokking for some sex fun.
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Posted:Sep 29, 2009 9:43 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2011 10:24 am
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Thought I would open my new blog with some lite humor. [bling 47324]
Buddy Condom is my name, and sex is my game. Looking to hookup and have some sex fun. If you want to use me in en-chance your sex play so it's worry free, I'm the one for you. [bling 386932]
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