Expecting a couple to sweep you of your feet.
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Posted:Sep 1, 2011 7:45 am
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2015 11:02 pm
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Expecting a couple to sweep you of your feet.
We've seen this a few times in responses from couples. We might even done it ourselves at some point. We don't think anyone is here to romance you into sex at some level. By the time you put that swinger add up you should be ready to have some sort of sex with another couple, soft or otherwise, if not keep talking with your spouse until you both feel ready, don't count on others to make you feel ready.
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About "getting to know better"
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Posted:Sep 1, 2011 7:56 am
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2012 10:34 am
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About "getting to know better"
It didn't work for neither one of us while we were single so we don't understand it.
While single, both of us slept with the people we really liked on the first date. She never went out with a guy if the sex was bad, he never asked out twice a girl that didn't put out. HOWEVER: We won't have sex with a couple just because they answered our ad and work out 8 days a week.
If we like their FACE picture we'll meet for coffee just to reassure all parties that we're all genuine, if we like them we'll set a DATE to go for drinks, a game of pool or dancing at a club and if we click we'll hopefully have great sex. And if we have great sex we'll probably stay in touch and eventually will get to know each other better.. Since we don't wanna marry new people, fall in love, be polyamoros or move in together we don't wanna chat forever or have dinner at their/our house before we "do it". And if the sex sucks we don't think we can become BFF's knowing where we started.....
Just our thoughts........
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About friends first:
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Posted:Sep 1, 2011 7:59 am
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2012 10:33 am
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About friends first:
Ok this is a biggie. So you are expecting to meet people you have never seen in your life before, for sex, but first you will strike up a friendship relationship, so you feel comfortable having sex later? Good luck. We won't call it impossible for this to work out, but just like waiting for the super models to call you, its going to be a rare one. Making new friends can be hard enough, but doing it with the underlying 'tension' of swinging is just damn near impossible. If the sex aspect is 'out of the way' you have a much better chance of being friends later. Rather then looking for friends first, look for the kind of people you could be friends with.
Just some thoughts............
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About FWB:
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Posted:Sep 1, 2011 8:05 am
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2012 10:33 am
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About FWB:
That will be ideal, however we think you have a better shot at Brangelina calling you. In a perfect scenario, we chat, we exchange pix, we are all on the same wave length and we meet, we click, you're awesome, we're your perfect couple. There's no PMS, no time of the month and the men both got a bonus/promotion at work the day before which they bought you bling with. We have fantastic sex it's mindblowing awesome all around, both ladies are thrilled(it's all about the ladies)so of course we wanna meet again.
Let's call a duck a duck, it's booty call/fuck friends/ fuck buddies, a couple you have great casual sex with.
We get in touch we're all horny and available. We end up at yours/our place, have a few drinks, chat, flirt, etc. We have great sex.
Next day we become once again Mr. and Mrs. Respectable.
You won't make our family portrait and we don't expect to be invited to your 's Birthday party or your 's graduation, your little girl's wedding, etc....We might take a trip together, we might host you for some perverted pleasure(only perverted the first time BTW), you might host us, but we don't care about your favorite ice cream flavor or how well your does in math.
Let's just agree it would be a relationship based on sex so let's keep it sexual in nature.
If we wanted to mix sex and friendship we wouldn't be here, our vanilla friends are really open minded and some are really hot! ( Max/Greg if you read this we're game)
Our main priority remains OUR family...And so should yours.
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About Reverse Dating
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Posted:Sep 1, 2011 8:11 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2015 10:52 pm
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What is Reverse Dating? It can simply be defined as Fucking First before you go on your First "Date". Description How many times have you "gotten to know someone" only to find out that sex with them is horrible? How Long did it take you to come to this disappointing discovery? 1 week, a month, longer? How many "dates" did you go on before this point? Well I believe that this is not only a waste of time but of money also. For most people the purpose of dating is to eventually "get some", and I myself have run into a couple of women who if I knew their pussy was wack from the start then I would have never bought their ass that shrimp and lobster from the Sizzler. And ladies, how many times have you made a guy wait to get some of that good good you got only to find out a month later that he has the penis of a ? The solution is simple........REVERSE DATING!!!!!!!!!! If you meet someone you are attracted to, don't delay. Fuck them BEFORE you start dating and going out and all that shyt. Because this way you already know if you two are sexually compatible and you can now build off of that mutual attraction and get to know each other's personalities without worrying if the other person is garbage in the sack.
Here are some of the benefits of REVERSE DATING:
1. You will never again have to worry about becoming emotionally attached to someone who does not know how to suck or fuck you right.
2. You will never waste another moment of time "getting to know someone" that is not able to satisfy you.
3. You will save countle$$ dollar$ that would have been spent on food, movie$, liquor, and entertainment (comedy club$, bowlng, pool, play$, amusement park$, casino$, boatride$, etc......) for $omeone that cant do tha damn thing, $o now when you find the one that can, you can $pend it on them......AND NOW, it will be worth it. These are just a few examples of why REVERSE DATING is the way to go if you are dating. Im sure there are more and I encouage you to share your comments and stories here so we can spread this concept worldwide.
ATTENTION: All we want to spread is this concept, SO PLEASE USE CONDOMS AND PRACTICE SAFE SEX. Remember this Motto: Fuck 'em First so you don't have to wait to find out they are the Worst.
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Single guys wanting to swing, here are some tips:
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Posted:Sep 28, 2015 10:48 pm
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2015 10:40 pm
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Tips for your profile:
Sincerity
The reason most single guys fuck things up is they forget the most basic rule and that an invitation into the bedroom with a couple should be treated like a gift. Yes there are some hardcore bed-notchers but most couples want a fun experience with single guys who appreciate being invited. They are inviting you to have sex with the one person they love more than anything in the world.
Attention
This is the ONLY thing you should be offering them. There are a million guys out there with dicks. Thick, fat, long, etc. Almost always, the more attentive you are the better your chances will be, not any physical endowment (yes there are exceptions) so if you are pitching anything, make it be about how you will ensure that their wife is the center of attention and make it known in your profile that you are capable of being respectful because you can be a rock star but it's not going to get you past the guy if you are not going to treat his wife the way HE feels she should be treated.
What do you have to offer besides sex? Do you dance, can you hold a conversation? We typically will meet somewhere for drinks then the wife likes to go dancing to see if there is an attraction with the guy. This is where you can make the difference in sex for one night or a regular invitation. Be different because I promise you, no matter how good looking you are, how well physically fit you are, how much stamina, etc. There are 100 profiles before and after you that look the same.
Don't offer nude pictures. Have pictures that are attractive, like you are going to look when you go out on a date. Not a selfie of you in the mirror flexing your muscles. If you are taking selfies, take the shit/clutter out of the picture. Nothing worse than a picture of you in the bathroom with a roll of toilet paper on the counter and your Prozac bottle next to a dirty bong. A good picture of you in jeans and a nice shirt will go much further.
How about things you like to do? Tell us a little about you, not what you want to do to our wives. Make us like you.
[COLOR darkred]Here are some things you can do if you meet them at a club or if you are cold contacting a couple at a club:
If you see a couple, don't follow them around like a stalker and try to sit next to them everywhere they go. It's creepy. If they keep moving away, take it as a hint, your not doing it for them.
If you think a couple has looked at you once or twice, maybe, just maybe, you are a contender so introduce yourself politely. Tell them your name, say something nice that you noticed about the wife but make sure you also talk to the guy. Don't blow the guy off whatever you do. Include him in the conversation. If after a couple minutes, if YOU are the one continually having to start the conversation, tell them it was nice meeting them and excuse yourself by saying something like, it was nice meeting you both. If you are interested in a single guy I would consider is a privilege and move on. You will leave a much better impression then if you just keep trying to create something out of thin air because they may or may not be looking for a single guy THAT night but you might stay in their mind for when they are.
Be genuinely interested in them but don't ask questions like, where do you work, what gym do you go to, also creepy and stalkerish... You can ask things like where are they from but after that bridge out to topics of interest besides sex. Ask if they (yes, they) would like to dance. You just blew past the other 80 single guys in the club right there.
Use common sense. Despite the fact they are at the club, you can't assume that they are anything other than voyeurs or exhibitionist and no matter how hard you try, nothing is going to happen. Understand that. If you stop thinking so hard about getting laid and think more about how to turn on the girl while establishing a bond with the husband, your chances will triple.
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