A new view
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Posted:Jan 18, 2008 5:12 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 2:50 am
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WOOOOOOHOOOOOO up to 955.....at this rate I will break 1000 views in another 9 years 
Damn I love A.F.F.
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When a wink is not really a wink
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Posted:Jan 12, 2008 9:12 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 2:50 am
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Well I guess that my offer to meet for coffee was not the response the 19 year old was hoping to get from me.
I am not sure if it was a serious contact or just a scam to get me to offer something....money or money for joining her special website.....I don't know or care.
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New Years Resolution
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Posted:Jan 6, 2008 4:47 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2008 6:58 pm
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This year my A.F.F. resolution for this year is to have over a 1,000 views of my profile. In the past 40 months of being a member here, only 954 people have viewed me.
So people jump in and look. Hey it costs ya nothing to just look.
And if you want to have sex with me....feel free to contact me.....OK OK ....I can always dream.
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A wink and note ......something new for the New Year
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Posted:Jan 4, 2008 5:27 am
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2008 5:21 am
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Well the New Year has started off with an interesting twist, first I got a wink from a young 19 year old woman, then she sent me this note:
"Maybe we could get together sometime? I'm only looking for sex and I prefer older men. Feel fee to respond if interested."
So I sent her back a nice note, first thanking her for sending me a wink and note and suggesting that maybe we should first meet for coffee......she opened the mail, but its been a day now without a response. So, I know she has this on her profile:
"*Hey* Im really busy right now so I wont be back for awhile...if I dont answer your email right away...its not cause Im ignoring you its because im busy. so relax*"
So I will wait a bit before making an assessment.
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Getting Winks
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Posted:Dec 28, 2007 9:57 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2008 12:39 pm
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I enjoying getting winks, but usually never get more than 1 or 2 a year.
But in the past week I have gotten two, now I am not sure why they winked at me as one profile was in French so I am not sure what she is looking for. But I am really thinking of visiting her....I love Paris.
Now the other was in Georgia and is why cute, so there may be hope for me yet. She is looking for very Generou$ men that are older to take care of her Need$.
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Colors
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Posted:Dec 28, 2007 8:34 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 2:50 am
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Just trying out some color here ..... maybe it will liven things up......
Anyone want to get nekid? Hey I just had to ask....... LOLOL
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A prolific moron
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Posted:Dec 23, 2007 9:40 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2008 7:27 am
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Now this is a very prolific moron. He is in Kansas and the testimonial was to KatB2008, a very hot looking woman in the outer banks of NC.
"tanguy3251
Aug 29, 2007
Thank you so much for joining my network I really appreciate you joining my network of freinds. If you think I’m really hot like I think you are and you liked what I talked about in my profile I would like to see if you would be really interested in meeting me this summer distance is not a problem if you are really serious and if you live far away I can arrange a flight and meeting over a weekend and If you do decide to come I would love for you to try some playful nude oil wrestling with me. Two hot bodies male and female sliding around in oil totally naked before we have some really incredible kinky sex is so erotic. You could feel my erect 7.5 inch cock pressing and slapping over your body your pointed breasts and nipples would be pressing against my chest as your muscular legs would be wrapped around my waist as we rolled around in oil is super hot !!!!!!!!! and let me know if you would like me do all the kinky things I wrote about in my profile from ass licking, pussy licking and leg, foot and toe sucking and getting into the most imaginative positions conceived. Girls have told me that I’m one of the best ass lickers on the planet after we get done oil wrestling I would like to get down on my knees behind you and begin licking up and down both of your legs the insides, outsides and back of both legs inserting each of your feet in my mouth slithering my tongue in-between each toe and using the flat of my tongue to lap the bottom of each foot as you look over your shoulder watching me lick your feet and toes as I run my hands up and down your legs and waist licking each of your ass cheeks and then burying my face in-between your solid ass cheeks really licking and lapping your ass crack all the way up and down slithering the flat of my wet tongue over your asshole and pussy lips over and over and over again. When I lick a girl I like to use the flat of my tongue to slide over your pussy lips and up and over your asshole in a semi circle motion then when I’m at your asshole I use the tip of my tongue to circle all around it while darting my tongue in and out and then I use the front and back of my tongue to slap back and forth over your asshole sliding back down to your pussy lips repeating this motion over and over again when I lick your asshole its my way of showing you how incredibly hot you are and how good I want to make you feel. I hope you give me the opportunity to lick and stick my tongue in and out of your asshole and pussy before we have sex. If you’ve never had a big muscular guy lick your ass before you’re in for a treat!!!!!! I have a huge ass fetish and I’ve licked some really solid incredible looking female asses and incredibly muscular legs and thighs over the years and I’ve stuck my tongue in and out of some really nice tight assholes and flickered and lapped some awesome pierced pussylips too. My tongue is very long and flat almost like a dogs and I love to use it like a does when he laps water up and I swirl and flick my tongue from side to side and up and down extremely fast. I’ve actually licked, and stuck my tongue in and out of two girls assholes at the same time while they laid on their stomachs in bed watching tv is that freaky and kinky. God a great position for licking your ass is when you sit in a chair totally nude and your ass cheeks are hanging over the back of the chair and I would kneel down behind you and as you spread open your ass cheeks I would use the tip of my tongue to circle all around your asshole as you sat there stretching your back muscles looking over you shoulder watching and feeling my wet tongue running circles all around your asshole as you squirm around on the chair yelling “ Oh my God John keep licking and sticking your tongue in and out of my asshole I’ve never had a guy lick it like that it feels incredible having your wet tongue circling around my asshole and its so kinky of you taking pics of you burying your face in my ass licking my ass on camera its so kinky mmmmmmmm I feel like a goddess” then after I’m done I would have you turn around on the chair and as you watch me I will begin licking your feet and toes again and using the flat of my tongue I would lap all the way up and down each of your awesome pair of legs bathing your legs in my wet saliva telling you how incredibly hot you and how much I enjoy licking your asshole, feet, toes and legs wow!!!!!!!!! and if your up for it I would love to take some pics for my album no face shots of me licking your legs, feet, asscheeks and asshole in as many positions either while you sit on my face, standing bent over and me on my knees licking your ass crack all the way up and down, sitting on all 4’s on the floor,stretching into a spread eagled position, standing with one leg on a chair, laying on your stomach in bed with my face buried in your asscheeks licking your ass while you do the splits or licking your ass while you lay on your side in bed just to name a few I have so many more positions we can try!!!!!!!! Usually I can lick, tongue, lap and suck on a girls asshole and pussy lips for more than an hour at a time without stopping the longest I ate a girls asshole and pussy was almost 4 hours without stopping a true story we were at a bar after hours and she sat on all 4’s on a table and I buried my face in her cheeks and licked her asshole, legs, feet toes and pussy all nite long until morning I was so drunk but it was hot she came 10 times all over my face!!!!!!!! I love the taste and smell of a girls asshole and pussy who doesn’t I’ve had girls cum so hard they squirted all over my face and I’ve had my neck almost ripped off by their legs squeezing my head while I’m licking their assholes they have had such super intense orgasms and spasms some girls were hard to lick when they flexed their buttcheeks and rolled around pulling my hair and squeezing their legs around my face and neck. I’m very good at really licking and sticking my tongue in and out of the two holes and the breathing, licking sucking, tongue slapping sounds I make are incredible to hear and after I’m done licking your ass I would like to hold you in my arms and begin sucking and licking your tongue so you will know how good your asshole and pussy tastes!!!!!!!!. Please post this if you would be really interested in meeting me and letting me show you how incredibly hot you are by letting me worship your body from licking the bottom of your feet and sucking and slithering my tongue in- between each of your toes and toe rings and using the flat of my tongue to lick up and down both of your legs and letting me take some pics for my album no face shots of me sticking my tongue in and out of your asshole and pussyhole while you get in all the positions I mentioned above before we have some really kinky sex and after I’m done giving your entire body a tongue bath you will take care of me and my shaved 7.5 inch cock and balls with an incredible blowjob and ball sucking and get to know one another better before meeting and if you have girlfriends that would be interested in coming too let me know i’ve licked two girls asses at the same time I would love to try licking 3,4 or 5 girls assses, pussies, legs, feet and toes at the same time in all the positions I mentioned I would love to get some pics of me doing that!!!!!!!!! Take care and hope to hear back your friend John"
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A recurring moron
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Posted:Dec 21, 2007 5:26 am
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2007 12:53 pm
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Now I have written about this one before, but I think he merits another blog entry.
His testimonials grace thousands of women's profiles. Each entry is the same. He must have spent hours each day looking up profiles and adding testimonials. Here is his standard comment:
Ticodealer
Apr 2, 2006
"A very sexy and classy lady. I am keeping the hot tub warm and the champagne on ice just for you. Stay in touch. Contact me at ticodealer at [his email address that he could post, but I can't post because A.F.F. denies all posting of email accounts...except his I guess becuase its like posted a thousand times in testimonials"
Now he has removed his profile, but his legacy continues.
Maybe I should start adding comments to women's profiles as testimonials and see if I get any responses....LOL
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So many morons.......
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Posted:Dec 7, 2007 9:08 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2007 7:26 pm
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Today's contestant writes this testimonial to another:
"Micha290633
Aug 21, 2007
What a hot and sexy profile!!!....
We like this profile !!!
We still dream of you!
Very sexy couple!!!
We would love to share photos with you
mmmm a beautiful sweet Pussy.
In love andy & micha"
Now Micha talks about WE, while his profile says SINGLE MALE. And he has over two hundred testimonials, all it appears to be from people HE or THEM (if they are a WE) have never met. This I have never understood, how can you say "WOW this is the greatest person to have ever lived and I would love to fuck them, except they live 7,000 miles away and I can't afford to travel to them, but I really do love them."
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The march of Morons continue
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Posted:Dec 5, 2007 5:58 am
Last Updated:Dec 5, 2007 6:02 am
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This morning contestant is a woman who is only seeking younger guys "I love younger men! And they love me.. They have a great attitude and are just what I need right now. Having said that, I'm not interested in anyone over 35 right now. Just being upfront so we don't waste our time."
And then she posted this on her blog "Would you horny, libido driven, self absored, amoral younger guys find someone else to use for sex??! Please!!
I can't tell you how fucking tired I am of wasting my time on you. Never mind the disappointment when one of you is able to fool me into thinking we're in agreement on what we're interested in, only to find out I was wrong and I've simply met someone who's better at deceit."
SO the fantasy of hot young men seeking a relationship with an older woman turned into the reality of a young guy finding a woman that after being completely unlucky at the bar hooking up with the hot young chickie called the horny old lady so he could at least get some piece of ass and the evening of heavy drinking wouldn't be a complete waste.
It happens to me all the time, some hot sexy 24 year old with 38DD's is completely unlucky at getting picked up on a Friday evening and calls me for some wild kinky sex, but then she ignores me until the next drunk evening.....works for me
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Lets play how to be a Moron II
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Posted:Dec 3, 2007 9:39 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2007 4:28 am
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Now this is an extract from a profile of a young lady who is a "COLLEGE STUDENT full-time"
"y the fukk u still readin click the "X" or back button no time for "so called GROWN MEN tryin to say shyt out they neck about me being picky and bein a big gurl u jus mad cause u aint my type n"
Someone please translate, what language is she attempting? I have seen people whom english is a second language do a better job.
Me love you long time, want boom boom now? me love you long time
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Lets play how to be a Moron
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Posted:Dec 3, 2007 9:06 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2007 2:23 pm
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Our first contestant decided the best way to hook up with someone in another zip code was to post their phone number in the testimonial, along with a snappy introduction and comment that would make any woman want them......
Jun 30, 2007
lets hook up right now i am hungry /can i taste u
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