The dangers of viagra
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Posted:Jan 28, 2007 7:08 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 2:24 pm
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Viagra comes with a warning that if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours (woooohooooo more women and more lube) you need to seek immediate medical attention,
Well if that ever happens to me (for the record I have never used the stuff) I am not sure I am going to seek medical treatment after what I read below........
Iguana's Stubborn Erection to Get the Chop
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ANTWERP, Belgium (Jan. 25) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.
Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.
Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.
"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.
"I don't think so. That's all in his head."
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She is very attractive for her age and has a beautiful smile.
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Posted:Jan 28, 2007 7:04 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 2:24 pm
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That was a line posted in a group on A.F.F. by a guy looking for men to have sex with his wife.
After reading that comment I just had to view their profile. For the record, from the pictures posted she is a beautiful woman for any age.
I wonder what men and women think about age and beauty. I personally find women of all age attractive and desirable.
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Hard to Actual Meet People
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Posted:Jan 26, 2007 6:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2007 5:21 pm
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I have only met one person through A.F.F. so far since joining several years ago. I have met quite a few A.F.F. members, but only one through the site by exchanging notes and then meeting.
I send an occasional email through the site, but those that I am interested in meeting never respond. I like the new option that allows you to use those useless points to get a note from A.F.F. when you email has been read. Now I know that my notes actually get to the intended party and has been read.
Maybe once I will get feedback telling me what I am doing wrong......oh well.
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What was this guy thinking?
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Posted:Jan 25, 2007 6:36 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2007 12:46 pm
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I saw this post in a group here on A.F.F. and found it amazing that someone would even think this.
"What would you do in this situation ?
I have been emailing with an attractive lady, nice size body, who also has 40 D's (wow). I haven't met her yet, just talked and "played" on the phone. She wants to have sex, but already has 6 men fuck buddies. I want to meet a lady, but not a who will do every man around. I also worry about disease."
Would you be concerned that someone you are interested in has multiple partners?
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Preferences
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Posted:Jan 23, 2007 2:58 pm
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2007 3:42 pm
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Everyone has preferences. But if one makes their preferences rules, then they close themselves to meeting people that will expand their experiences.
Some make their preferences hard and fast rules. The most bizarre example of this was the woman here on A.F.F. that only will meet and fuck guys that have a 7.5 inch or greater cock. And to ensure that the men meet her strict requirements, she had a ruler tattooed on her inner thigh so the men can prove they meet the length requirement before insertion.
I am happy to say in this case I will not meet her requirement, but then again, she failed to meet my preference of having a personality. So we are lucky and will never meet.
Another interesting one was the owner of a group here on A.F.F., it was for young swinger. NO ONE OVER 30 would be permitted to join or attend their functions. I asked the owner who's age was listed as 29, who she was going to give the group to on her birthday. She asked me why I was asking such a stupid question. I said well once you turn 30 you wouldn't meet your own requirement. Some how some people tend to forget that everyone gets older too.
Life is too short and we should be open to possibilities outside our own preferences, you just never know who you will meet.
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Now I have a headache and my ears hurt
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Posted:Jan 7, 2007 5:56 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 2:24 pm
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The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.
"Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?” "Well," she replies, "it's just not long enough to reach me!", "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow.” "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways.
As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?” "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?” "It was horrible," he replies, "all I got was a headache...she kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
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A Bottle of Merlot
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Posted:Jan 3, 2007 12:00 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 2:24 pm
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A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot over to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back"
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Having Fun with Hana - Chapter 3
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Posted:Jan 1, 2007 9:22 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2007 9:55 pm
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She IM'ed me, she was out of town, but could come back early if I was available to see her. I had no plans and I was more than willing to see her. She said she had a commitment, but after that she would hit the road back home. She warned me that it would be really late (or early in the morning from another perspective) when she would get back into town. She was concerned that it would be too late for me. I reassured her that it wouldn't be too late.
She called me as she drove back into town, keeping me posted on their location and her expected arrival time. As she approached town, she told me to get going. So I jumped in the shower, quickly shaved and headed out the door to her house. It took me about 20 minutes to get there. When I arrived at her house, she was already home. I knocked on the door and she opened it. I slipped inside and kissed her. We continued to kiss for several moments before she guided me up the stairs to her bedroom.
When got to the bedroom, we kissed again. As we kissed I ran my hands over her body. I could feel her lovely large tits under her shirt. As we broke the kiss, we stripped off our clothes. She jumped on the bed and motioned me to come over. I wasted no time climbing onto the bed next to her.
She pushed me onto my back and reached down, grabbing my hard cock. Stroking it several times to get it really hard, Hana then took me into her mouth. She would bring me close to cumming and then back off. And then she would do it again. She was driving me crazy. I was so close to exploding I had to stop her because I really wanted to fuck her good.
As she let go of my cock, I rolled her on to her back and dove between her legs. She was wet, really wet, her pussy was out and slopping wet. I felt her shiver as the tip of my tongue touched her clit. I pushed my lips around around clit and used by tongue to attack the clit. After several moments of that, I move my tongue down her very wet and open pussy. I pushed her legs up so I could gain access to her ass. I licked around her asshole and tongued it several times. I then moved back to her clit. As I worked on her clit, I slipped a finger deep into her pussy. I pulled out a very wet finger and pushed it against her asshole. My finger slid in her very very tight ass. I continued to gently finger fuck her ass as I licked her clit. All of this action caused her to moan louder. Soon she was thrashing around on the bed. I knew she was close to cumming. As I continued to work on her pussy with my tongue I got her to cum.
Letting her cum, I moved away from her pussy and moved up to kiss her so she could taste her pussy juices on my lips. As we kissed, I slid my hard cock into her wet pussy. I slid all the way into her hot wet pussy. I started to pump faster and faster.
Suddenly Hana rolled me off of her and positioned me on my back. She climbed onto my cock. She slowly sat on my cock and then raised off of it until my cock was almost out of her pussy, and then she slammed down on it. She continued to ride my cock for what seemed forever. The feeling was exquisite.
It was was my turn to position her, I rolled her off being on top and got her on her side. I then entered her. This position allowed me to play with her tits and ass as I pumped my cock into her.
As I got closer to cumming we got into the missionary position so I could pump my cock deep into her pussy and kiss her at the same time. She grabbed my nipples and started twisting and pulling on them. That drove me crazy, causing me to pump into her faster and faster. One last twist of my nipple caused my cock to explode. I shot cum into her pussy, filling her pussy with my juices.
I let my cock soften before pulling it out of her messy pussy. As I withdrew from her pussy, I climbed between her legs and attacked her pussy with my tongue. I was going to lick her messy pussy clean and make her cum one more time.
I licked around her clit and then down into her pussy. She was dripping wet. It didn't take me long to have her moaning and squirming around the bed. After she came again I collapsed next to her. We snuggled for a bit, drifting in and out of sleep. I would have enjoyed snuggling against her lush nekid body till morning, but I had to get home. So I got up, dressed and kissed before leaving
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Having Fun with Hana - Chapter 2
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Posted:Dec 3, 2006 4:06 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2006 5:44 am
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I was sitting in a local bar with a group of friends when Hana arrived. She was looking as good as she always does. Hana took the seat next to me and gave me a quick kiss. She is a private person that isn't into public displays of affection or public sex. We chatted a bit over the roar of the music in the bar and the typical noise associated with hundred or so people talking.
As we neared midnight I leaned over and whispered into her ear "do you want to go?" She smiled and nodded her head in the affirmative. I made the rounds at the table saying goodnight and she did the same. everyone at the table knew what we were up to.
I followed her home, which was about 15 minutes or so from the bar. As soon as I walked into her house and the door closed her kissed me. It was a hard, passionate kiss. As our tongues found each other, my hands roamed over her body.
She broke the kiss, and led me by my hand upstairs to her bedroom. As we got to the bedroom she told me somewhat embarrassed that this was her time of the month. I just smiled and told her that was what they made showers for and that it never bothered me. She laid out some towels on the bed and we both stripped off our clothes.
We climbed on the bed and she pushed me onto my back. Giving me a quick kiss, she moved her head towards my cock. I felt my hard cock enter her warm wet mouth. Sucking it slowly at first and then harder she was giving me a world class blow job. I could her tongue ring against the shaft of my cock as it slid deep into her mouth and then she would pull completely off of my cock. She would lick around the head of my cock like an ice cream cone before taking my entire cock deep into her mouth.
As she sucked on my cock I tried to reach between her legs to finger her pussy but she kept her legs firmly together and not allowing me access to her bare pussy. She released my cock from her mouth and straddled my cock. She guided my cock into her waiting, wet pussy. Hana sat on my cock until it was completely into her pussy. leaning forward she grabbed my hands and held them tight. I was trapped under this lovely lady (now trapped in this case does not mean I was being held there unwillingly, I was a most willing subject). She began fucking me with an intensity that I have rarely seen. She seemed possessed to have my cock in her and she was riding it for all she could.
She continued to fuck me, riding my cock for a long time. At some point she released my hands so I could play with her large titties. I pulled on and played with her nipples. And now and then I would reach between her legs and play with her clit.
Soon she dismounted from from cock and rolled over on her back. Spreading her legs wide, she invited me to slip my cock into her again. I got between her legs and slid my hard cock into her very wet pussy. I grabbed her ankles and held her legs apart as I pounded my cock into her. As I fucked her I pushed her legs back toward her shoulders, allowing me to drive my cock deeper into her pussy.
She reached up and began to play with my nipples, gently at first and then harder. This made me fuck her harder. I tried to hold back from cuming, but the tightness of her pussy around my cock and the twisting of my nipples made it impossible. I pushed my cock deep into her pussy when the first spurt of cum erupted. I continued to fuck her as I filled her pussy with my cum.
I collapsed on the bed next to her, we were both sweaty from the intense fucking. After laying there for awhile, recovering, she pulled me off the bed and into the bathroom.
We jumped in the shower together. After getting wet, she ran her soapy hand across my body, concentrating on my now soft cock. I ran my hands over her lush body, first concentrating on her big titties and then down her tummy to her very smooth bare pussy.
After washing up, I got dressed. She kissed my good bye and I drove off home. All I can say is Hana is one hot lady that I am looking forward to seeing again and getting to fuck her again and again.
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Having Fun with Hana - Chapter 1
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Posted:Nov 24, 2006 1:17 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2006 5:29 pm
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The first time I saw her I was attracted to her, but I was too shy to say anything. But then she contacted me on-line. The flirting began and I knew that she was interested in me. Both of us were worried how our first time would be. You can be attracted to someone and then get them in bed and everything falls apart. First times are always awkward and that always worries me.
She came over for dinner and afterwards we went up to the family room. We started kissing and running our hands over each other's bodies. She was a great kisser. We stopped kissing and fondling each other long enough to get our clothes off. Her pussy was bare and very smooth.
I licked and sucked on her nipples while reaching down to play with her pussy. She was wet, dripping wet. My finger slid into her warm, wet hole. She reach down and grasped my cock, slowly pumping it. And then she held it hard and pumped.
After several minutes of playing, she laid down on the couch, spreading her legs wide and said "fuck me, fuck me now''. I got between her legs and pushed my hard cock into her wet pussy. I pushed myself completely in her pussy. Oh my god the feeling was awesome, she was tight and very wet. our lips met and tongues danced around each other as we fucked. I had a hard time from cumming as I was very excited by this woman and the feeling of her pussy around my cock was unbelievable.
I fucked her hard and she was softly moaning. Her pussy was tight around my hard cock and I was holding back as much as I could. She reached up and grabbed my nipples. The feeling was so intense I started to slam my cock into her filling her with my hot cum.
We took a break and moved to the bed. She started sucking on my cock, licking my cum and her juices off my cock. When she finished I got between her legs and starting licking at her wet, cum filled pussy. I concentrated in her clit and then down around her pussy lips. As I licked at her pussy, I slipped a finger into her. I fingered her pussy while I licked her very wet pussy. I moved from finger from her pussy to her ass. I pushed against her ass and I was able to slip in. Her ass was very very tight, but she did not objective to me licking on her pussy while fingering her ass.
She stopped me from licking her pussy, I think had made her cum a number of times and she needed a rest. She maneuvered around so she could suck on my cock, and did she ever. Her mouth was like a vacuum and her tongue ring felt great. She got me hard and ordered me to fuck her. She got on her back and I spread her legs exposing her wet pussy. I climbed between her legs and slipped my cock into her pussy. there was no slow and easy fucking, I pounded my cock into her. Grabbing her ankles I spread her legs even wider as a pounded my cock into her. She ordered me to "fuck her like I meant it" and I tried my best to do just that.
She reached up and twisted my nipples. this caused me to fuck her harder and faster. I could feel the cum building. I could not hold off and I felt my cock shoot cum deep into her pussy. After I finished cumming in her pussy I just collapsed. WOW what a amazing lady. I really do hope I get to fuck her again and again.
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It was a hot evening at the office -- a story
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Posted:Nov 14, 2006 8:23 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 2:24 pm
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I had to work late in the office and my wife had a date. She wanted to use the office to have some wild sex on th conference room table. I just couldn't leave so I promised her I would stay in my office and be very quiet. Her date was a nervous one, so he might get scared off if he knew I was in an adjacent room.
I heard them come in and walk down the hallway. I couldn't hear much, but now and then I heard a moan from the wife. After a bit I heard the front door open and a car drive off.
My wife opened my office door and came in. She had that freshly fucked looked. They hadn't been at it long, so I asked her if she had a good time. She nodded yes, but then added that she hadn't cum. I told her I could fix that. She grabbed my hand and led me down to the conference room. She jumped on the table and spread her legs. It was dark, so I could see much. But I knelt down and got between her spread legs. She had no panties on, so I just dove in. She was wet...really wet.
After several licks I knew that I was getting a creampie. She was leaking cum, a mixture of her lovers cum and her juices. I was rock hard and kept licking at her pussy. I would focus on her clit and then tongue fuck her. As I licked her, I slipped a finger into her pussy and then another finger into her ass.
She began humping my face as I ate her pussy. Juices were pouring out of her well fucked pussy. I knew that it would not be long before I could get her to cum. My tongue continued to lick around her clit. I used my fingers to slowly fuck both her pussy and ass. My face was soaked with her juices. Now and then I would flick my tongue around her pee hole and then down around my finger that was deep inside of her.
I could feel her pussy tighten around my finger. This is a good sign that she is about to cum. So I focused on working on her clit. I could feel my hardon pressing against my pants. She was moaning and then her pussy clamped around my finger. She cried out and I could feel her spasm. She was cumming and cumming hard. I tried to continue to work on her clit, but she bucked away from me.
I stood up and dropped my pants. My cock was rock hard. My wife climbed off the table, turned around and lean over the table. Her nekid ass was facing me. I moved directly behind her and slipped my cock into her very wet and already well fucked pussy.
I started to pound my cock into her pussy. The feeling was incredible. I leaned forward pushing my cock as deep into her that I could. Reaching forward I grabbed her hair and pulled back as I slammed my cock into her.
This hard paced fucking continued as my cock slid into her warm, wet pussy. She was moaning and I could feel her shake under me as she came again. After several little cums, I could not hold back. I started pounding my cock harder into her pussy. After several moment I exploded, shooting my cum deep into her pussy.
We were both pretty well spent after this encounter....all I could say was "I love you."
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Posted:Nov 14, 2006 3:43 am
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2006 5:53 pm
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DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.
OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! an't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side".
That's why they call it the "other side" of the road. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and
simple as that!
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WA LTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story
of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never crap out ...#@&&^( C \.....then >have to reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Did it ever occur to anyone that MAYBE that's where the rooster was.
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