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Squirting
Posted:Sep 26, 2013 1:13 am
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2017 10:12 am
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Way back before I ever heard the term squirting, I used to not give too much thought to the wet spot on the bed. I really didn't give it much thought and my lover was probably embarrassed. Fast forward to a couple years ago -- saw squirting in a video. Thought it was fake -- don't know about the video, but during the past few months I've learned it's very real.

I'm not going to bill myself as squirt master, but I recently helped an Senior Sizzle friend squirt for the first time. When I initially suggested that I'd like to make her squirt, she confessed that never had and didn't think she could. I think talking about it helped, especially reasuuring her that it wasn't pee, wouldn't ruin the bed, would feel good and a turn on rather than something to feel embarrassed about.

The first couple times it was more like a stream. Then, most recently she squirted. Awesome orgasm for her, total turn on and thrill for me.
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Why I'm better than a cucumber or your sex toy of choice
Posted:Jul 4, 2013 12:23 am
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2017 10:15 am
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1. I'm a sentient being, sensitive & responsive to your feelings.

2. I'm alive & passionate (related to #1, granted; but you're the source of the feelings in #1, I'm the source here).

3. Sometimes I'll delight you with unexpected action.

4. I'm smart & adapt quickly -- I'm really screwed if your toys can do that.

5. A greater variety of toys can be used with me – it's a win-win or "have your cake and eat it too" dream scenario.

6. I make sexy noises & stimulating talk -- as opposed to a buzzing sound.

7. I'm a great kisser.

8. I have a wicked tongue, talented fingers and can fuck you silly.

9. I'm a fucking riot. Pee in your pants funny, but I'm not nearly as talented in funny as I am with giving pleasure.

10. I'm kind, smell nice and will even give hugs and cuddle sometimes.

Did I mention that I'm a well rounded, fantastic guy and humble?
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