S-S-S..... Smoking!
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Posted:Jul 2, 2009 1:25 am
Last Updated:May 3, 2012 5:54 pm
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As I have stated on more than one occasion,
I AM A SMOKER!
Don't like it, too bloody bad!
Suck it up, Sunshine.
And if you are gearing up with comments about how horrible I am to be one, don't bother.
I don't apologize for it, don't make excuses for it, don't blush and get all weird saying "I am trying to quit, really!".
Now every once in awhile, I think what it would be like to be smoke free. But I guess I am not ready to actually quit, as I personally love to smoke. I like the smell. I am picky what brand I smoke as I like one with a nice aftertaste. I like the feel. Don't mind the smell in my car. I think that heaven is a cigarette after a great meal and fantastic glass of wine.
My grandmother smoked until she died at 97. Her heart gave out one afternoon after she had cooked herself lunch and she had a load of laundry in the wash. But all anyone could say was that it was tragedy, and wait.... she smoked! That must be the reason she passed away.
Oh please.
Now, I have been having health problems because of my thyroid, and some other things.
But since I moved out to the country.... I have had almost constant ear aches, sore throat, itchy watery eyes, headaches behind my eyes, etc.
Sounds like I might have an allergy to something in the country. Horses? Hay? Straw?
So I went to see my doctor to see what he thought and if I should use any certain kind of allergy meds because of the ones I am on already.
He explained to me.....
Since I am a smoker, that is what the problem is.
Smoking? Since when does smoking cause ear aches?
Anyway, I got to sit through a lecture about how I am abusing my body and if I quit smoking, I would have no allergies.
What??
He then told me that from now on, if I do not quit smoking, I should not come back as he won't be able to do anything for me.
Excuse me?
Obviously he is one of those militant anti-smoking advocates, and that is fine, he is entitled to his opinion.
But do you think that he is entitled to tell me he won't treat my thyroid or allergies because he does not approve of what I do in my own home or car or yard?
Now that just pissed me off!
I know many people who have really horrible allergies and they are non smokers. People with thyroid problems who never smoked in their lives.
I did not go to see him about a persistent cough. I did not complain of being short of breath.
Do you think doctors should have the right to tell patients they will not treat unrelated illnesses if they disagree with their lifestyle?
Can it apply to any lifestyle?
Can a doctor have the right to not treat a gay person with a sprain because they are Fundamentalists who believe homosexuality is a sin?
Can they refuse a patient who has a cold because they had plastic surgery and they think that is wasteful and vain?
Can they refuse to treat an alcoholic for a broken foot because they don't believe in drinking?
Can they refuse to treat a person who is not white because they are racist?
Where does it end?
Smoking is not illegal. I don't have a contagious problem. I just did not want to mix meds without consulting with a medical professional.
What an asshole.
Needless to say I am going to find a new doctor.
And I will quit smoking when I am ready. Not when a doctor is ready. If I ever do at all.
I am always welcome to comments, but if you just want to debate the pros and cons of smoking, please refrain, as my blog is about a doctor's right to refuse medical treatment and my readers thoughts on that.
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New
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Posted:Jun 29, 2009 9:02 am
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2009 2:37 am
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I know...... I have been missing for awhile.
Working two jobs, settling in to the new place, and trying to have some kind of social life is not that easy.
And of course, my nagging daily desire to do nothing except sit in the yard also makes it hard to be motivated to do anything else. I just want to sit. Just daydream and listen to the wind in the trees. I am pathetic! LOL.
But finally......
on Saturday night.....
I went out. I drank too much. I had fun. I saw lots of friends and made some new ones. Played VLTS and sang along with the band.
At at the end of the night.....
I picked up a guy and made out and was wild. Just like I used to be.
And it sucked.
Got bored of him too quickly. Could not wait to get rid of him. Did not even WANT to take it to another level.
I wonder now if there is anyone besides my Oral God and Roommate who can even interest me. They are more than enough.
I have settled down, I think. I don't need any adventures right now.
God, I hope it is a phase!
I miss the excitement of meeting someone new. The allure of someone new.
Yet at the same time......... I happy with the way things are. Very happy with my two special men, and no one else. Either separately or together, they more than satisfy me and make me happy and sated.
Hmmmm......
I think I am one lucky woman and should count my blessings.
New can be over rated.
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Advice for Mammograms
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Posted:Jun 23, 2009 9:56 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2009 9:13 pm
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Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.
EXERCISE ONE:
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut the door as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.
EXERCISE TWO:
Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat with the other breast.
EXERCISE THREE:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.
NOW YOU ARE TOTALLY PREPARED!
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Boring
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Posted:Jun 21, 2009 12:29 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2009 1:25 am
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Well, when I was not looking...... I became BORING!
What the hell?
When I moved to the country, I thought I might like it.
WRONG!
I fucking love it!!!!
Love it, love it, love it!
My whole life revolves now around getting work over with so I can rush home, sit in the yard, listen to the quiet, hang out with the pets and horses, and relax.
I once was the person who could not wait to find out what was happening that weekend, where the party was, or the concert, etc.
Now my time is all about being at home.
I am boring.
I get calls, I get invited out..... but don't want to go.
What the hell?
I wonder if it is a phase?
Summer is here. Patios are open. Summer street festivals. Fringe Festival is coming up. Corydon Street Festival. Charleswood in Motion. Taste of Manitoba. I have no desire to go. I just want to be at home.
Dear Lord.
Example...... last night my friend J, a girl I might add, came over and we sat in the yard. We had a fire going. The bug zappers on. Cold beer and Jager. The pets running around and playing. Coyotes howling by the creek. Horses snorting and standing at the rail watching us. Fireflies by the barn. Just talking and reminiscing and hanging out. Then a while in the hot tub with some tequila. I am slightly hung over today but happy and relaxed.
The room mate is always working different shifts or out with his new friend so it feels like I live alone.
I am on the computer, and look around, and see the dogs sleeping, the kittens curled up with each other, The house is quiet.
I love it!
So, dear readers......
I am boring and don't even know what to write about.
I have not had sex in forever.
I have not gone out anywhere, and certainly not to any sexy parties.
I guess I will just have to start writing some erotic stories. Use my imagination to entertain myself and you all too.
I hope you will all bear with me. I am thinking that this is just because it is all still so new to me. I hope you will continue to read my thoughts. I hope you will all still be here when I come out my self imposed exile and get back to having fun.
Hope you will miss me the same way I miss myself.
LOL
But in the meantime, I am happier right now than I have been since I lost my husband. I sleep better. Laugh more. And so yes, it is worth it to me.
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Eyes.......
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Posted:Jun 18, 2009 9:34 am
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2009 3:09 am
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Eyes are sooooo sexy to me!
I love a man with penetrating eyes.
So this photo really appeals to me. The sensuality of it. His smoldering look. Knowing what he is about to do. Even the cigarette in his hand shows that he was just at work or something and she just appeared, sat on his desk, and presented herself in a bold and sexy manner, and he was taken off guard. Or is he sitting in a booth in a cafe and she was his waitress?
What a wonderful scenario. Mmmmmm.........
Just makes me tingly!!!
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Summer
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Posted:Jun 15, 2009 4:51 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2009 2:55 pm
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Summer is here! The last couple of days have been warm and sunny.
Depresses the hell out of me that soon we are going to be sweating and have mosquitoes. Why can't it be spring or fall all year round? I hope to have the AC on a lot this summer!
The only real thing I like about summer is that everyone dresses in such a nice way as to show off good looking bodies.
And an ice cold beer.
What do you like best about summer?
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Saturday
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Posted:Jun 10, 2009 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2009 1:37 pm
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Is Ball night. This time I am not even in the mood to go. I am wondering about this 'no sex or party' mood of mine. It is pissing me off! Not like me at all.
But before this mood happened..... we booked the party room at AQ for the night and pre-paid for it. So I will be damned if I will not go and use it.
I doubt I will be playing with anyone. Just visiting and being my voyeur self. I will also have my camera handy if anyone wants candid shots.
So if you are at Aquarius on Saturday night, be sure to pop by and say hello and tell us your handle.
BYOB and yes, smoking is allowed.
It will not be one of our crazy parties, I am just not in the mood for it these days. But should be lots of fun and I am sure everyone else will be in a mood.
Don't be shy..... come say hello.
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A Sweet Job
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Posted:Jun 10, 2009 12:39 pm
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2009 1:37 pm
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A young man goes into the Job Center in Downtown Los Angeles , and sees a
card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more; "Can you give me some more details?" he
asks the clerk.
The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies
ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear,
lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving
foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that
they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary
of $65,000, but you're going to have to go to Albuquerque, New Mexico .
That's about 620 miles from here."
"Good grief, is that where the job is?"
"No sir --- that's where the end of the line is right now ."
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Pretty Faces
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Posted:Jun 10, 2009 9:04 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2009 7:21 am
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Just cause you have a pretty face does not mean that you should pose like this for your friends to see.
Seriously.
If you want to pose like this, be proud, show who you are!
What do you think?
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Putt Putt
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Posted:Jun 9, 2009 3:25 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2009 11:34 am
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Always trying to think of new ways to help men with their golf game.... I think most men would enjoy this kind of putting practice. And I bet they would actually get it into the hole!
Okay.... most of them.
There are some men who just can't get it in the right hole no matter what!
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Thinking about Sex
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Posted:Jun 7, 2009 3:42 pm
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2009 1:08 pm
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Lately, it has been the last thing on my mind.
Not from lack of opportunities, just lack of interest.
WTF?
That is not like me. But lately........ eh. Who cares?
Sex? Whatever. Orgasm? Who needs it?
Not with a man. Not with a toy. Not with two men.
When the situation arises,
all that comes to mind is.......
where did I pack this? Is that in the box over there? Should I unpack that box or leave it in storage? Did I call the phone company AGAIN in the last day? Did I remember to send so and so an address change? Did I put the last load into the dryer? Oh! Don't forget to phone so and so. What should I make for dinner tonight? If I make that do I know where the right pot is? Where are the kittens? Where is the dog? Are the coyotes in the yard tonight?
Here is this poor man, doing his best to turn me on, and these are things going through my head. What is wrong with me??
When did I get so scatterbrained??
I need to relax. Need to unwind and let it go.
If I cannot find such a pot, make something else. Will it matter one more day until so and so gets a change of address?
And why can't I relax? When did I get so uptight??
I have to wonder if a few shots of Jag would help.
I have not gone out, socialized, or been to any party or even out for dinner since starting the move. So for four weekends in a row I have done nothing except work and worry about this silly move.
I am here now. Moved in. Does it matter if I don't get a certain box unpacked right this second?
So enough of this.
After dinner, I am getting into my personal hot tub, laying back, letting the water flow over me, and having a glass of wine. I am going to just think about good things..... flowers, flowing water, cool breezes, snowy days...... and I am going to let this man try again to make me feel like a woman......
not a bill paying, hard working, moving box expert, animal mommy.
And if that does not work.... I am getting drunk!
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Seven
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Posted:Jun 6, 2009 1:58 pm
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2009 9:32 am
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Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex..
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say 'screw
you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Canada Pension Sex.
* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE, DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems
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Gone Fishing
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Posted:Jun 5, 2009 1:21 am
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2009 9:32 am
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Always remember when getting your photo taken during fishing season.......
If a small fish is 5 times the size of your dick, you do not have that much to be proud of!!
You might want to put on some shorts, for your own peace of mind.
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