avrgszdcck 76 M
4  Articles‚ Score 4.2
For a woman, why is sex with a man like a blizzard?   4/23/2018

For a woman, why is sex with a man like a blizzard? She never knows how deep it's going to get, nor how long it is going to last!


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
avrgszdcck 76 M
4  Articles‚ Score 4.2
Difference between a good girl and a nice girl.   4/23/2018

Difference between a good girl and a nice girl: A nice girl goes home and then goes to bed. A good girl goes to bed and then goes home!


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
avrgszdcck 76 M
4  Articles‚ Score 4.2
Difference between a good girl and a nice girl.   4/23/2018

Difference between a good girl and a nice girl: A nice girl knows it's hard to be good. A good girl knows it's got to be hard to be good!


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
avrgszdcck 76 M
4  Articles‚ Score 4.2
Difference between a good girl and a nice girl.   4/23/2018

Difference between a good girl and a nice girl: A nice girl knows it's hard to be good. A good girl knows it's got to be hard to be good!


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
bradtomms614sexy 43 M
5  Articles‚ Score 12.3
funny or not?   4/23/2018

My wife asked for chap stick but I accidentally handed her superglue, she still isn't talking to me.


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
bradtomms614sexy 43 M
5  Articles‚ Score 12.3
funny or not?   4/23/2018

My wife asked for chap stick but I accidentally handed her superglue, she still isn't talking to me.


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,3.70 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
huge penis!!   4/22/2018

The man with a 25 inch penis. A man who had a 25 inch long penis went to his doctor to complain that he was having a problem with this rather massive instrument and has had more than one complaint. "Doctor, " he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you can do for me?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who ...


1 Comments, 26 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
0ralProvider 35 M
4  Articles
think about this for second   4/22/2018

A garden is just a zoo for plants ....hmmmm <br><br> Show me your boobs!


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
silverwolf_n_ut 53 M
1  Article‚ Score 1.5
midgit   4/22/2018

what do you call a mexican midgit a paragraph too short too be a essay


0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes
kinginsize 55 M
2  Articles‚ Score 4.0
free service   4/21/2018

once Mr. Paul wanted to buy health insurance, at the age of 70, he rang up health i9nsurance co., to send their agent to his home. After, having discussed all the illness, critical illness, accident cover, he started with the leg pulling. Paul: do you cover the Penis, as well, in the health policy. Agent: Yes Sir, we do. Paul: will you replace the penis, in the event of damage or failure. ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
pokers   4/20/2018

Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br> A: So you don't poke your eye out.


1 Comments, 7 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
pokers   4/20/2018

Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br> A: So you don't poke your eye out.


1 Comments, 8 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
pokers   4/20/2018

Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br> A: So you don't poke your eye out.


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
boobies   4/20/2018

Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? <br><br> <br><br> A. "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts." <br><br> <br><br>


1 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
bradtomms614sexy 43 M
5  Articles‚ Score 12.3
funny?   4/19/2018

who has funny jokes? need some laughter.


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
bradtomms614sexy 43 M
5  Articles‚ Score 12.3
funny???   4/19/2018

what the difference between an arborist and a gynecologist? <br><br> <br><br> looks at trees the other bushes!!!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
TaxGuy1943 74 M
2  Articles‚ Score 3.3
Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!   4/18/2018

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! <br><br> Two hillbillies walked into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talked about their moonshine operation. <br><br> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich, began to cough. <br><br> After a minute or so, it became apparent that she was in real distress. <br><br> One of ...


1 Comments, 28 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
A Bar Bet   4/17/2018

An Aussie drover walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. <br><br> He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for minute. 'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unathed. In return for ...


0 Comments, 31 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Working Girl   4/15/2018

Why are you in this particular line of work?' A sociology researcher asked the massage-parlor girl. <br><br> 'I'm trying to pay back this loan shark named Paul something or other, she said... So I'm literally rubbing peters to pay Paul.'


0 Comments, 20 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Cat and a Rooster   4/15/2018

There was a cat and a rooster wondering by a lake. Both were famished, looking for any food they could find, but to no avail. Later on, the rooster finds himself focusing upon a worm, inching its way nearby. The rooster then proceeds to chase and then pounce on the worm, eating it quickly. Resting after his meal, he rubs his belly in pure satisfaction. <br><br> The cat looks at the ...


0 Comments, 33 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
Heathen_G 59 M
11  Articles‚ Score 10.5
When you think you're alone...   4/14/2018

...but your pets are watching. <br><br> https://Senior Sizzle.com/blog/724440/post_4090235.html


0 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes
Irish Pubs   4/14/2018

"As good as this bar is, " said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's.... The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink." <br><br> "Well, Angus, " said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
A Blonde Cowboy   4/14/2018

A Sheriff in a small town in Wyoming walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure. <br><br> As he is locking him up, he asks, “Why in the world are you walking around like this?” <br><br> The cowboy says: “Well it's like this Sheriff, I was ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
sales   4/14/2018

A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, "I want that one!" <br><br> He replies, "It's not for sale." <br><br> The woman says, "Please I want that one, " again he says it's not for sale. <br><br> The woman says, "I'll give you a hundred dollars for ...


0 Comments, 34 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
smart   4/13/2018

Teacher, "Tell me the difference between a Callgirl, Girlfriend and Wife?" <br><br> The whole class was silent.. till little Johnny put his hand up and answered: <br><br> "Prepaid, Postpaid and Unlimited."


3 Comments, 31 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
rubber penis   4/13/2018

at the airport, Customs officer finds a rubber penis in a lady's handbag and asks, " Are you married?" lady: Yes <br><br> Officer: "Then why this?" <br><br> Lady: "You've landline at home ?" <br><br> Officer: Yes <br><br> Ladyquot;Then why do you carry a mobile?" <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 20 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Heathen_G 59 M
11  Articles‚ Score 10.5
She wanted gentlemen damit....hahaha   4/12/2018

A 60 something year old woman was aggravated and bored due the serious lack of attention from men. So she get's online, finds the famous hookup site [for sex] and proceeds to fill out her profile... <br><br> "Mmmm", she wonders, "What should I use for picture"? < <br><br> She stands up, runs to her bedroom , finding her digital camera, carefully ...


1 Comments, 55 Views, 18 Votes
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
salesman   4/12/2018

The salesman is using sex to sell me a CD er, giving me pressure about my love life. 'Mr. Mercurio, it's a CD er carousel model. You load all of your CDs into this baby -- you're with your woman, you're gonna make love -- you press ", " you can go all night. ' And I'm like, 'You know, Mr. Salesman, I'm not really a CD man. You got something that s ...


0 Comments, 25 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
sale   4/12/2018

Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's Day? <br><br> A: All pants half off.


1 Comments, 11 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
good ole days!!   4/12/2018

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to the room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doing?" <br><br> The prostitute says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about knots." <br><br> "How's ...


1 Comments, 30 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
...... and then the fight started...   4/12/2018

A guy is watching TV when his wife walks in and asks what's on the TV? The guy says "Dust!" ..... and then the fight started. <br><br> A wife was hinting about what she wanted for her upcoming anniversary. She Said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 - 180 in about 3 seconds." So, I bought her a new a new bathroom ale. ...and then the fight started. ...


1 Comments, 27 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
sanity   4/11/2018

A mad man saw his fellow mad friend crying by a river side. He sat down beside him and asked: ​​“Why are u crying?"​​ The other replied: ​​“I put a cube of in this river, but when I tasted, I felt nothing. It's not sweet!"​​ The mad man blew up with laughter and said: ​​​​"You! You are really very mad! Did you stir it?​​​​" ...


1 Comments, 19 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Clodiusthefirst 71 M
13  Articles
AT THE HOSPITAL   4/10/2018

How to you find the head nurse?............................................................................................................................................................................................Look for the one with dirty knees....


1 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,2.23 Score
Lighght9 25 M
2  Articles
Random post don’t read   4/4/2018

Rabble babble hctvdhdd. Tvthg fr h h g e h f g g h he g hhh g


2 Comments, 16 Views, 10 Votes ,1.59 Score
The Lion Tamer   4/4/2018

A ringmaster runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. <br><br> The ringmaster tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, a ...


0 Comments, 52 Views, 14 Votes ,3.14 Score
re433343 24 M
5  Articles
Joke #2   4/2/2018

Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?" <br><br> Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."


0 Comments, 32 Views, 11 Votes ,1.11 Score
re433343 24 M
5  Articles
Joke   4/2/2018

Q. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? <br><br> A. Because he just couldn't see himself doing it.


1 Comments, 19 Views, 12 Votes ,1.39 Score
ian1445 18 M
1  Article
guess the jokes!!!   3/31/2018

whats worse than finding a worm in ur apple? amp; Finding a snake!!! <br><br> who was the roundest knight at the banquet? Sir "CUM"frence !!! <br><br> working for a drogon is cool! unless... u get Fired!!! what did round tess say to larger tickles? <br><br> we are a giant tesstickles... (testicals)


1 Comments, 21 Views, 13 Votes ,1.30 Score
ImdaCoach 56 M
2  Articles
animal question   3/31/2018

If a ram is a lamb and lamb in a ram, why is a ram in the ass a goose?


0 Comments, 9 Views, 8 Votes ,1.16 Score
ImdaCoach 56 M
2  Articles
nudist resort   3/31/2018

The most popular guy at the nudist resort is the guy that can carry a cup of coffee in each hand yet still carry a half dozen donuts.


1 Comments, 15 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
WeaponsHot2016 43 M
9  Articles
A narcissist's guide to a well moisturize penis   3/26/2018

I hope you appreciate my member as much or more. important to take great care when concerning the health and wellness of a penis. I possess a well moisturized member and keep a strict exfoliation regimen with enriched Muds, Clays, and Peels throughout the week. Of course once the "hard" work is finished, my member is rewarded with an all natural green tea body butter rub down, to engage ...


2 Comments, 25 Views, 11 Votes ,1.30 Score
WeaponsHot2016 43 M
9  Articles
A narcissist's guide to a well moisturize penis   3/26/2018

I hope you appreciate my member as much or more. important to take great care when concerning the health and wellness of a penis. I possess a well moisturized member and keep a strict exfoliation regimen with enriched Muds, Clays, and Peels throughout the week. Of course once the "hard" work is finished, my member is rewarded with an all natural green tea body butter rub down, to engage ...


1 Comments, 16 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
Heaven   3/21/2018

God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. <br><br> The woman said she would try her best. God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. <br><br> "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the ...


6 Comments, 98 Views, 25 Votes ,4.68 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Tell if she's a Virgin   3/19/2018

A fellow talking to his friend says, "How can I tell if my girl is a virgin?" <br><br> Friend tells him, "You have to wait till your wedding night, you show it to her and ask what it is. If she calls it a penis, she's a virgin. If she says it's a cock, she's been around." <br><br> So the guy gets married, and in the hotel room he flips it ...


6 Comments, 118 Views, 26 Votes ,5.18 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Turkey Tattoo   3/19/2018

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor, and asks for a turkey on her right inner thigh and a Christmas Tree on her left inner thigh. <br><br> The tattoo guy looks at her and says, "If you don't mind me asking, why do you want those tattoos in those spots?" <br><br> The woman looks at him and replies, "My husband is always complaining he has nothing to eat ...


5 Comments, 58 Views, 17 Votes ,3.83 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Biker Sex   3/19/2018

Tired of the boring "straights" she'd been laying, a gal decided she'd find out if bikers were really the heavy "cocksmen" that she heard they were. <br><br> So she picked up a gigantic biker and went with him up to his pad. Stripped and ready, anxiously awaiting some real action, she was astonished to see that his fully erect dick was only two inches long. ...


0 Comments, 71 Views, 18 Votes ,2.85 Score
The Hit Man   3/19/2018

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure, " they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends ...


0 Comments, 73 Views, 17 Votes ,4.26 Score
What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy?   3/18/2018

A $100 bill


0 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,2.57 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
breast   3/18/2018

how much calcium is there in woman's breasts? <br><br> answer: its enough to help a man's boneless thing stand up!!!


1 Comments, 12 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
Terrible jokes that break the ice.   3/16/2018

Q. Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?.... <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> A. Because he came in a different box!


1 Comments, 18 Views, 10 Votes ,2.19 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
condoms   3/15/2018

Q. Why are condoms transparent? <br><br> A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the ene even if their entry is Restricted!


0 Comments, 21 Views, 13 Votes ,2.47 Score
subxboytoy 24 M
5  Articles
derka derka   3/15/2018

baka la ah derka derka heh


0 Comments, 8 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
subxboytoy 24 M
5  Articles
pokes for tokes   3/14/2018

pointless... as i need points rabble babble scramble dabble


0 Comments, 12 Views, 6 Votes ,0.23 Score
Thisguy61364 41 M
2  Articles
Jokes   3/12/2018

How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging? Take away its credit card!!


1 Comments, 19 Views, 16 Votes ,1.80 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
orgasm   3/11/2018

I said to my girlfriend the other night will you tell me when you orgasm? She relied that depends. On what? I said If there's a phone nearby she replied.


0 Comments, 26 Views, 12 Votes ,2.27 Score
Funny joke   3/11/2018

A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."


1 Comments, 26 Views, 18 Votes ,2.58 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
Frenchman, Italian and Irishman   3/11/2018

Sitting around a table in the pub the Italian says. You know what, when I make love to my wife and she climaxes she raises her body one foot off the bed. The Frenchman says, thats nothing when I make love to my girlfriend and she orgasms her body rises three feet off the bed. Scratching his head the Irishman says thats nothing, when I finish making love to my wife I wipe my dick on the curtains ...


1 Comments, 50 Views, 14 Votes ,2.82 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
A man and his new piece   3/10/2018

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?" "Because, " she replied ... "I really miss mine."


0 Comments, 34 Views, 12 Votes ,2.98 Score
Thisguy61364 41 M
2  Articles
Couple swap   3/7/2018

John and Ted went away for the weekend with their wives. After a night of partying, John and Ted diuss swapping wives for the night. John really liked the idea because his wife was on her period. They agree to it and decide they will tell each other it the next morning how it went by tapping their spoon on their cup for each time they have sex <br><br> At breakfast the next day, John ...


1 Comments, 68 Views, 12 Votes ,1.74 Score
ilovewhitejizz 34 M
5  Articles
Never steal a man's beer   3/7/2018

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. <br><br> "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. <br><br> "Come on, man, " the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I cant stand to see a man ...


0 Comments, 63 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score
Whtdude4u 35 M
4  Articles
Dad joke   3/6/2018

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when dropping him off at school....? Bison


0 Comments, 33 Views, 19 Votes ,3.78 Score
SavvyBurlyReal 38 M
7  Articles
Knock Knock   3/5/2018

Knock Knock <br><br> Who's there Impatient cow <br><br> impatient... <br><br> mooooo


0 Comments, 16 Views, 8 Votes ,2.09 Score
Whtdude4u 35 M
4  Articles
Lol   3/2/2018

Why don't you give Elsa balloons? <br><br> She will "let em go"


1 Comments, 24 Views, 12 Votes ,2.80 Score
Bloomfield50 22 M
1  Article
Learn to Laugh   2/26/2018

People honestly need to have a sense of humor to get through life. This is me just ranting but i find humor in anything (sometimes dark humor) but honestly laughing is one of the healthiest things for you. telling a good joke is a little trickey though. a good joke can setup the mood and conversation for the rest of the night or relationship.


2 Comments, 24 Views, 10 Votes ,2.59 Score
readyteddyguy 56 M
2  Articles‚ Score 1.0
passion junk mail, spam, and scams   2/26/2018

Talk about jokes: How about all of the lying messages, fake profiles, and scams that we all receive here. They need their own name. I am sure that most of you get more of it than I do, and I get a lot. Vulgarity comes to my mind immediately, but there has got to be a better name for this. Does anyone have a catchy name they want to share? No one has suggested a name, yet . How about CRAM? For ...


2 Comments, 53 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
WHAT IS,,,   2/24/2018

A PIRATES FAVORITE LETTER IN TEH ALPHABET??? <br><br> MOST REPLY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <br><br> WRONG!@! <br><br> TIS THE CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC


0 Comments, 38 Views, 19 Votes ,4.57 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
69   2/24/2018

Guy fancies a 69 with his mrs but she is on her period. After much nagging she fianlly conceeds and they get down to business. Half way through they hear the doorbell. He rolles off her and she says I can't go look at the state of me, Ive blood all over my legs, well I cant go either he says I have blood all over my mouth. Dont worry she says if they ask just say you've been eating a jam ...


0 Comments, 76 Views, 14 Votes ,3.78 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Looking for Love   2/17/2018

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... Looking for man with these qualifications: - won't beat me up - won't run away from - is great in bed. She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away." So ...


3 Comments, 88 Views, 25 Votes ,4.79 Score
redduracell 47 M
10  Articles
Olympic Spirit   2/16/2018

Happy sporting husband brings Olympic medals home, and proudly says to wife , "I'm getting a gold again tonight ". She says "Go for the silver and come second for a change "


1 Comments, 40 Views, 23 Votes ,5.23 Score
TravelingMan524 65 M
14  Articles‚ Score 12.6
fmf threesomes   2/16/2018

Have you read the new book "FMF Threesomes ...by Sharon Dick


1 Comments, 35 Views, 17 Votes ,4.54 Score
Felicity_dayer 21 F
1  Article
Is necessary to be an extrovert person in a first date?   2/15/2018

Many people think that to be extrovert o fanny is a good way for impress your crush, I think it´s just about your personality. Not its necessary make joks or yes? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> What do you think about this importan aspect?...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 13 Votes ,2.30 Score
Dumb Blond Men   2/12/2018

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair, and I've already wet mine." ----------------------- A blonde man sees a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND." He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. ...


3 Comments, 54 Views, 15 Votes ,4.20 Score
The Bug   2/11/2018

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his infidelity, when suddenly the woman reached over and cut the man's penis off and tossed it out the window. <br><br> Driving behind the couple was a man and his 8-year-old daughter. The girl was chatting away to her father when all of a sudden the penis splattered into their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then ...


3 Comments, 77 Views, 18 Votes ,5.03 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
Dogs at the Vets   2/11/2018

Two dogs at the vets. 1st dog says to the other dog 'What you here for?' 2nd says 'I keep rubbing myself up my owners leg so he's having my balls cut off'. 'Ooch' says the first dog. 2nd dog says 'What you here for then?'. 1st dog says 'Look at my owner she's beautiful, perfect beasts, a tight arse, abosolutely fabulous. Well she was bending over ...


0 Comments, 68 Views, 15 Votes ,3.90 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
Dogs at the Vets   2/11/2018

Two dogs at the vets. 1st dog says to the other dog 'What you here for?' 2nd says 'I keep rubbing myself up my owners leg so he's having my balls cut off'. 'Ooch' says the first dog. 2nd dog says 'What you here for then?'. 1st dog says 'Look at my owner she's beautiful, perfect beasts, a tight arse, abosolutely fabulous. Well she was bending over ...


1 Comments, 43 Views, 10 Votes ,3.98 Score
Peachesbiatch 56 M
12  Articles
Church   2/11/2018

A preacher was trying to raise money for his parish and he found out there was a great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business.However , at the horse auction, the prices of horses were to much and all he could afford was a donkey , which he bought. Determined to make money for his parish, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone's surprise it finished third.The next day ...


1 Comments, 74 Views, 18 Votes ,4.63 Score
Hello there   2/10/2018

Hello there


1 Comments, 21 Views, 5 Votes ,0.53 Score
young_toymaker 18 M
4  Articles
cancer and trumpets   2/10/2018

one diseases asks to another "im a capricorn, what r u?" <br><br> ..."cancer" says the other <br><br> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <br><br> some girls starts blowing air into a guys di*k during a bj <br><br> "what r u doing!" he yells <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 28 Views, 10 Votes
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Talking Pussy   2/10/2018

Do You Know How To Make a Pussy Talk ????? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Put a Tongue In It !!!!!


1 Comments, 21 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
ilovewhitejizz 34 M
5  Articles
sex kitten vs. a bear   2/9/2018

Long time ago. I was having a relationship with someone I shouldn't, so we were sneaking around. We were staying at a friend's place in Colorado, very cool, rustic, fireplaces, make-sure-the doors-are-locked because-there-are-bears kind of place. We were sleeping in separate bedrooms, but in the middle of the night I decide, very unusually for me, to be naughty. So I pschye myself into ...


1 Comments, 61 Views, 11 Votes ,1.30 Score
ilovewhitejizz 34 M
5  Articles
happy birthday sex   2/9/2018

So it was my 18th birthday. It was about 12:30am at my house, and my girlfriend of the time and I were laying on the couch watching a movie. My family had gone to bed earlier, and my girlfriend turns her head and says to me "I'm going to give you your birthday present now". We start going at it on the couch, and everything's going well. We're in the spooning position, and ...


0 Comments, 55 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
ilovewhitejizz 34 M
5  Articles
i need a eye patch   2/9/2018

I was doing missionary with my ex while in high school. We were in the gym and I was so turned on I pulled out and blasted in my own eye. I turned around because my girlfriend had this terrified look of embarrassment on her face only to stare into the angry face of her gym teacher while the spooge dripped down my eye onto my lip. Yeah that was a great day....


1 Comments, 31 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
Birds and Bees   2/9/2018

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. <br><br> “I don’t want to know, ” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” <br><br> Confused the father asked what was wrong. <br><br> The boy sobbed. “When I was six, I got the “there’s no Easter Bunny speech. At seven, I got the ...


1 Comments, 46 Views, 10 Votes ,5.38 Score
Deron139 21 M
6  Articles
Pussy fart   2/7/2018

What is a man's first thought while he's having sex with who ever they're doing it with and hear her pussy fart. Do you stay serious and keep going on. Laugh and joke a little about it. Cause when I first heard it the girl was embarrassed and I teased her about it


1 Comments, 19 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
blow job   2/6/2018

Bloke walks into a bar and asks for 39 gin and tonics. The barman asks 'What you celebrating?' Bloke says ' My First Blow Job' 'Congratulations' says the barman 'Have one on the house'. 'No thanks' says the bloke. 'If 39 Gin and Tonics don't get rid of the taste nothing will'.


0 Comments, 28 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
Spartanknight91 26 M
2  Articles
Apples   2/5/2018

A bus driver and a doctor were in love with the same women <br><br> The bus driver had to leave for week and before he left he gave is love 7 apples


0 Comments, 41 Views, 8 Votes ,3.25 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
Three Virginal Daughters   2/5/2018

Woman has 3 virgin daughters which all got married on the same day in a triple wedding. After the wedding receptions the mother asks the girls if they could let her know how they are doing on there honeymoons as they have never had sex before and she wants to know they are okay. The girls agree and off they go on their seperate honeymoons. After about three days the mother receives a postcard ...


0 Comments, 82 Views, 10 Votes ,4.58 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
Irish Priest at Confessional   2/2/2018

Father O'Reilly always gave Confession and Father O'Malley would take the service. This went on for years until one Sunday Father O'Reilly fell ill and could not do the normal Sunday Confessional. Father O'Malley being a total novice at confessional asked Father O'Reilly what he should say. 'Don't Worry' said Father O' Reilly I wll write down all the sins and ...


1 Comments, 57 Views, 10 Votes ,4.78 Score
Bath Night   1/31/2018

A couple living in a small Minnesota town take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom as such but she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. <br><br> "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to bowl, " the woman said. <br><br> So the young girl ...


1 Comments, 66 Views, 12 Votes ,5.45 Score
ricksac1958 59 M
8  Articles
50 Shades Darker   1/30/2018

I tell my girlfriend that I'd like to see 50 Shades Darker. So she punched me in the eye and gave me a cataract.


0 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
Red Indian Boy   1/29/2018

One morning a little red indian boy asks his dad 'Where Do I get my name from Dad?' His Father replies 'Well son, look at Little River over there. When he was born his father stepped out of his teepee and the first thing he saw was a little river running passed his teepee, so he named his son Little River'. 'Silver Cloud over their was named so because when he was born his ...


0 Comments, 50 Views, 6 Votes ,2.80 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
Girlfiends parents   1/29/2018

A young lad sees an ad in the paper for bike. He goes and has a look. Its about 10 old but is in perfect condition. The boy asks the seller how do you keep the crome so clean. The seller says 'Always put vasoline on it before it rains'. The boy buys the bike and is as pleased as punch. That night he goes over to see his new girlfriend and meets her parents for the first time. His ...


1 Comments, 84 Views, 15 Votes ,5.58 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
Drunk Oral   1/29/2018

Coming home from the pub drunk a guy fancies giving his wife oral sex before going to sleep, so he slowly and quietly walks in to the bedroom. slips under the duvet from the bottom of the bed and starts to lick the pussy. After a while she starts moaning and wriggling like never before, eventually she climaxes and he thinks to himself 'God I was good tonight' Wanting to brush his teeth ...


0 Comments, 71 Views, 9 Votes ,4.49 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
At the Cinema   1/29/2018

I was at the cinema the other night with my girlfriend when she nudged me and said the man next to here was having a wank. I told her to ignore him and watch the film. But she said 'I can't he's using my hand!!'


0 Comments, 34 Views, 6 Votes ,4.50 Score
BWE55 55 M
25  Articles‚ Score 6.5
Naughty Girls   1/29/2018

A group of girls were killed in a bus accident and find themselves outside the pearly gates with St Peter. St Peter says 'Lisa do you know what a penis is'? 'Yes' says lisa 'I touch one once on its head'. 'ok' says Peter 'put the finger you touched it with in the font of holy water and you may enter'. Lisa obliged and went through the gates. Next was Sally. ...


0 Comments, 48 Views, 6 Votes ,3.93 Score
spankyjodi 60 C
5  Articles
Condoms   1/26/2018

The other day while shopping for flavored condoms I came across some condoms with ribs. What a rip off! When I gave the blow job, those ribs tasted NOTHING like BBQ ribs! Crazy!


0 Comments, 18 Views, 10 Votes ,1.79 Score
JoldmanL 71 M
10  Articles
Do You Golf?   1/26/2018

A Minister, a Bishop and a Rabbi were playing golf, when one of the caddys asked a question that got them thinking and how to respond. "How do you decide what to give and what to keep.... ? <br><br> They answered this way it is the 10 / 10 / 100 percent rule... This caused a big debate on how to apply it.... The Bishop said I draw a circle inside a circle and stand outside this ...


1 Comments, 55 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
softsweets777 25 F
3  Articles
I have a joke   1/25/2018

What do you call a joke you wear around your neck? <br><br> A pundant!


2 Comments, 20 Views, 11 Votes ,1.30 Score
The Barber   1/24/2018

A guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asked: "How long before I can get a haircut?" <br><br> The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said: "About 2 hours." <br><br> The guy left. <br><br> A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked: "How long before I can get a haircut?" ...


1 Comments, 45 Views, 10 Votes ,4.58 Score
Email   1/23/2018

Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.


0 Comments, 13 Views, 9 Votes ,2.78 Score
.   1/23/2018

Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,1.04 Score
SparePrickBH 57 M
6  Articles
I farted in a lift once   1/23/2018

It was wrong on so many levels


0 Comments, 14 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
A Barbie from Santa   1/20/2018

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, 'What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas'? <br><br> The little girl replies, 'I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe'. <br><br> Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, 'I thought Barbie comes with Ken'. <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 55 Views, 10 Votes ,3.39 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Athlete of the Year   1/20/2018

Not really a joke.. but it really is.. <br><br> Did you hear about this athlete? <br><br> He was so fast he won first and third place in a jack off contest!!! <br><br> Lol. [ had to be a young man ]...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 9 Votes ,3.00 Score
Peachesbiatch 56 M
12  Articles
Archaeoligist   1/15/2018

How do you embarrass an archaeologist ? <br><br> Give him a used tampon and ask him to tell you which period it is from. <br><br> ...


2 Comments, 12 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Peachesbiatch 56 M
12  Articles
Women comebacks...   1/13/2018

M- 'If I could see you naked I would die happy.' F-'Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.'


2 Comments, 20 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
Peachesbiatch 56 M
12  Articles
Married men...   1/13/2018

Married men revealed that they perform the following act twice as often as single men. Change their underwear


1 Comments, 25 Views, 10 Votes ,1.19 Score
Peachesbiatch 56 M
12  Articles
Men,Men,Men...   1/13/2018

Why do men snore ? Because their balls hang over their arses and they vapor lock.


0 Comments, 9 Views, 8 Votes ,1.62 Score
Peachesbiatch 56 M
12  Articles
Mexico's Olympic Team   1/13/2018

Why is Mexico's Olympic Team so unsuccessful ? Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is in America by now.


1 Comments, 13 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
Peachesbiatch 56 M
12  Articles
United States   1/13/2018

Bowing to international pressure not to act unilaterally, the United States reversed course today and promised to consult with its allies before doing whatever the hell it was going to do anyways. ...


2 Comments, 22 Views, 10 Votes ,1.99 Score
Peachesbiatch 56 M
12  Articles
Bonuses   1/13/2018

The owner of a company tells his employees, 'You worked real hard this year. 'The company's profits increased dramatically. 'As a bonus I will give everyone a check for $500. 'And if you keep up the hard work next year, i'll sign them...


0 Comments, 16 Views, 3 Votes ,1.96 Score
Peachesbiatch 56 M
12  Articles
Borrow Money   1/13/2018

Abraham sits in front of Rockefeller Bank and sells oranges.His friend comes and asks to borrow a couple of bucks.'You know' says Abraham 'Rockefeller and I have reached an agreement. He does not sell oranges and I do not loan money.'


0 Comments, 23 Views, 5 Votes ,1.51 Score
SparePrickBH 57 M
6  Articles
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A PILOT TO FLY IN THE ROYAL AIR FORCE   1/12/2018

.... said their recruitment banner. <br><br> So you can imagine my utter shock and indignation of being forcibly frogmarched (at gunpoint no less!) from the cockpit of one of their Euro-fighter Typhoons before I could work out how to start the engine....


1 Comments, 34 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
SparePrickBH 57 M
6  Articles
Failing to stop for the police   1/11/2018

Driving home a man sees a police car behind him put on his blue lights and he floors it, hoping to get away. His car is fast but after a few miles realises he just isn't going to shake his pursuer and finally yields. <br><br> The police officer wearily walks over to the stopped vehicle and tells the driver. "I've had a long day, there's a mere 5 minutes before my ...


4 Comments, 81 Views, 17 Votes ,6.10 Score
wetwildsd69 44 M
6  Articles
Pretty funny   1/9/2018

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" <br><br> The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked. <br><br> "Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of ...


5 Comments, 56 Views, 15 Votes ,4.36 Score
wetwildsd69 44 M
6  Articles
A funny one   1/9/2018

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed: <br><br> A ... Almost Boobs B ... Barely there. C ... Can't Complain! D ... Damn! DD... Double damn! E ... Enormous! F ... Fake


3 Comments, 25 Views, 11 Votes ,3.17 Score
wetwildsd69 44 M
6  Articles
Humor for the day   1/9/2018

This morning I was beaten up by a big breasted woman in an elevator. <br><br> I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1, please?" <br><br> So I did. <br><br> I don't remember much after that.


1 Comments, 22 Views, 11 Votes ,5.04 Score
wetwildsd69 44 M
6  Articles
Boob time   1/9/2018

I was telling a girl I met in a bar last night about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling her boobs. <br><br> "Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try." <br><br> After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience. <br><br> "Come on, " she demanded, "What day was I born on?" ...


2 Comments, 44 Views, 9 Votes ,4.49 Score
ready4use5 43 M
7  Articles
vagina   1/6/2018

whats the difference between a a vagina and pizza? You eat the crust on pizza


6 Comments, 31 Views, 14 Votes ,4.10 Score
SparePrickBH 57 M
6  Articles
Size matters   1/5/2018

As I dropped my trousers and slid my boxers down she exclaimed "Ere, ain't you got a small organ" <br><br> I looked up at her, spread-eagled and without breaking my stride replied "I didn't realise I was expected to play in a Cathedral" <br><br> -------- <br><br> She asked "and who do you think you're going to please with ...


3 Comments, 82 Views, 13 Votes ,3.14 Score
How Adam Got Eve   1/4/2018

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lly. <br><br> So, God asked him, “What's wrong with you?” <br><br> Adam said he didn't have any to talk to. <br><br> God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. <br><br> He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for ...


4 Comments, 60 Views, 13 Votes ,4.49 Score
letsfucrightnow 46 M
8  Articles
funny   1/3/2018

what did the postitude say to the rooster any cock will do lol


7 Comments, 30 Views, 16 Votes ,0.04 Score
Doctor Who   1/1/2018

There was a soldier in Nam that was famous for his socializing. After about a year, he noticed a problem with his friend and went in for a checkup. They had never seen anything quite like the problem he had, but treated him with the usual meds for social diseases. After the usual amount of time, they noticed that the problem had not g away, but had gotten worse. They decided to send him to a ...


1 Comments, 64 Views, 11 Votes ,3.17 Score
LongCalmKisses 56 M
1  Article
Looney Tunes   12/30/2017

Q: What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick? <br><br> A: Fucks Funny


0 Comments, 12 Views, 9 Votes ,1.07 Score
DrNera 46 M
1  Article
Frank and Wally   12/29/2017

Two hobos, Frank and Wally were walking through the rail yard one morning when Frank said "Yesterday was a lucky day for me. I found a $20 bill laying on the ground by the tracks." Then Wally said "That is lucky but not near as lucky as I was last week. I was walking down the tracks and saw a woman tied to the tracks. So of course, I untied her and then we proceeded to make love ...


4 Comments, 87 Views, 20 Votes ,3.64 Score
Sex at 79   12/28/2017

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's even on the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!


1 Comments, 28 Views, 13 Votes ,2.98 Score
Senior Dating   12/27/2017

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking: <br><br> Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." <br><br> Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman ...


2 Comments, 68 Views, 13 Votes ,2.98 Score
mike   12/27/2017

Little mike was sitting on a park bench munching away from a big box of chocolates. <br><br> <br><br> An older man, sitting on the bench across the way, says "Y'know, son, if you keep eating those chocolates that way you're going to get fat, and acne, and bad teeth". <br><br> <br><br> Little mike says "Y'know, sir, my ...


3 Comments, 55 Views, 7 Votes ,3.04 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Stop Masturbating   12/25/2017

A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. "You need to stop masturbating so much, " the optometrist says. "Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make me go blind?" The optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's making the other patients very uncomfortable."


1 Comments, 42 Views, 19 Votes ,5.50 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Little Sally   12/25/2017

Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on her face. She told her mom, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today." Before mom could raise a concern sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut..." With a secret smile mom asked, "Was it really small?" Sally replied, "No... really salty!


2 Comments, 43 Views, 18 Votes ,5.99 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
pregnancy success   12/25/2017

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it!!


1 Comments, 25 Views, 12 Votes ,5.10 Score
niceguystanding 47 M
18  Articles
Ice Cream Challenge   12/24/2017

There was this new ice cream parlor in my neighborhood, and they put up this sign, "We have ANY flavor of ice cream!" Well, I couldn't walk by that store too many times before taking up a challenge like that. <br><br> So I go in and ask, "You got any pussy flavored ice cream?" And the guy smiles and hands over a sample scoop of pussy-flavored ice cream. ...


0 Comments, 64 Views, 12 Votes ,4.74 Score
ready4use5 43 M
7  Articles
Funny   12/20/2017

What’s the difference between light and hard ? It’s easier to sleep with the light on than a hard on


0 Comments, 21 Views, 15 Votes ,3.28 Score
magic dildo   12/19/2017

One day a sexually unsatisfied wife went into a porn store. She told that man behind the counter that her husband just couldn't get her to orgasm and wans't very pleasing at all. The man suggested toys, dildos, and viberators. Apparently she had already tried all those things and they still didn't work. The man went to the back of the store and came back holding an old wooden box. ...


1 Comments, 85 Views, 17 Votes ,4.40 Score
Payback   12/18/2017

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” <br><br> His wife was not amused, and decided that she simple could not let such a comment go unrewarded. <br><br> The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his ...


0 Comments, 76 Views, 14 Votes ,3.62 Score
Clodiusthefirst 71 M
13  Articles
SNOW!!   12/15/2017

What do you a snowman in the Sahara ...


1 Comments, 51 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
spankyjodi 60 C
5  Articles
Medieval Times   12/13/2017

In days of old When knight were bold And rubbers weren't invented. They stuck a sock Around their cock And babies were prevented.!


4 Comments, 45 Views, 14 Votes ,2.66 Score
stlover4744 35 M
3  Articles
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?   12/11/2017

’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.


1 Comments, 18 Views, 12 Votes ,3.68 Score
Hard_Liquor05 31 M
6  Articles
Old lady in a pawn shop   12/11/2017

So there's this old lady visiting a pawn shop looking for antiques. As she is walking around there's a parrot at the front desk that keeps mouthing off at her, calling her a cunt and an old bitch, etc. After 4 or 5 times walking by and being offended, she asks the clerk how much for the parrot. Shocked, the clerk warns her that the previous owner had taught the bird pretty much only ...


1 Comments, 80 Views, 12 Votes ,3.68 Score
Hard_Liquor05 31 M
6  Articles
Old lady in a pawn shop   12/11/2017

So there's this old lady visiting a pawn shop looking for antiques. As she is walking around there's a parrot at the front desk that keeps mouthing off at her, calling her a cunt and an old bitch, etc. After 4 or 5 times walking by and being offended, she asks the clerk how much for the parrot. Shocked, the clerk warns her that the previous owner had taught the bird pretty much only ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Hard_Liquor05 31 M
6  Articles
Old lady in a pawn shop   12/11/2017

So there's this old lady visiting a pawn shop looking for antiques. As she is walking around there's a parrot at the front desk that keeps mouthing off at her, calling her a cunt and an old bitch, etc. After 4 or 5 times walking by and being offended, she asks the clerk how much for the parrot. Shocked, the clerk warns her that the previous owner had taught the bird pretty much only ...


0 Comments, 13 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
Hard_Liquor05 31 M
6  Articles
Mickey/Minnie divorce   12/10/2017

Mickey and Minnie are sitting in divorce court. The judge is flipping through the paperwork and says: "Mickey, I don't usually ask questions like this but you guys are such a high profile couple, I have to know; it says here that you're divorcing Minnie because she's weird. Can you explain?" Mickey looks up at the judge and says: I didn't say she was weird, I said ...


1 Comments, 58 Views, 12 Votes ,4.92 Score
Hard_Liquor05 31 M
6  Articles
What's the difference....   12/10/2017

Q:What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? A:Your mom can't take a joke!


0 Comments, 5 Views, 5 Votes ,1.19 Score
Hard_Liquor05 31 M
6  Articles
What's the difference....   12/10/2017

Q:What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? A:Your mom can't take a joke!


2 Comments, 11 Views, 3 Votes ,3.43 Score
stlover4744 35 M
3  Articles
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?   12/10/2017

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.


2 Comments, 8 Views, 3 Votes ,0.98 Score
Good Jokes or bad   12/10/2017

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball <br><br> What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br> Why does ...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
Good Jokes or bad   12/10/2017

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball <br><br> What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br> Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br> Why does ...


1 Comments, 9 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Please Be Considerate   12/8/2017

Can I just ask every for a big favor? Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights in their yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing? Every time I drive, I think it's the police and get panic attacks. I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my wine, fasten my seat belt, throw my ph on the floor, and push the gun under the seat. It's a big ...


0 Comments, 30 Views, 8 Votes ,3.48 Score
The Board Meeting   12/7/2017

All the members of the company's Board of Directors were ed into the Chairman's office, after another, until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.Finally it was his turn to be summd. Ted entered the office to find the Chairman and the other Directors seated at the far end of the boardroom table.Ted was instructed to stand at the other end of the table, which he did. ...


1 Comments, 76 Views, 12 Votes ,4.04 Score
spankyjodi 60 C
5  Articles
pen   12/1/2017

As a nurse working in a busy hospital I am always losing my pens. I got into the habit of sticking pens behind my ear so I didn't lose them as quickly. day I reached up for my pen and lo and behold I had a rectal thermometer behind my ear! I nearly had a nervous breakdown when I stated, "Some asshole has my pen!"


2 Comments, 32 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
Postive Attitude   11/30/2017

A Navy fighter pilot during an aerial skirmish over North Vietnam got tagged by a surface to air missile. The panel lights up with a myriad of warning signals and s for an immediate ejection. The pilot fighting for coniousness manages to arm the ejection system and exits the aircraft. Upon regaining coniousness he finds himself in a hospital’s ICU with tubes stuck in most of his body orifices, ...


3 Comments, 103 Views, 20 Votes ,4.53 Score
Senior Logic   11/30/2017

I went to the liquor store this afternoon on my bicycle and bought a bottle of Irish whisky. I put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank the bottle before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle times on the way home!


0 Comments, 32 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
shyIam007 26 M
6  Articles
pay attention   11/30/2017

Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!


0 Comments, 22 Views, 9 Votes ,2.36 Score
shyIam007 26 M
6  Articles
broken finger   11/30/2017

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"


0 Comments, 22 Views, 10 Votes ,2.79 Score
letsfucrightnow 46 M
8  Articles
funny   11/29/2017

what did the hen say to the postidude my cock bigger lol


0 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
The Number Two Pencil   11/28/2017

Carol was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping in class. 'Tell me Carol, who created the universe?' When Carol didn't stir, but little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Carol. The Nun said, ...


0 Comments, 56 Views, 13 Votes ,5.49 Score
letsfucrightnow 46 M
8  Articles
funny   11/27/2017

knock knock who there dr who how did u guess lol


0 Comments, 8 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
lund4chut2000 32 M
6  Articles
adult jokes   11/24/2017

Adults jokes create a gud humur and if you are telling these dirty jokes to a girl some times they feel very shy or sometime very bold what they think internaly or they also want to listen these type of jokes ?


1 Comments, 18 Views, 8 Votes ,2.55 Score
letsfucrightnow 46 M
8  Articles
funny   11/20/2017

what did the banana say to the vibatior why are you shaking shrs going to eat me


1 Comments, 15 Views, 5 Votes ,2.49 Score
ricksac1958 59 M
8  Articles
Political Correctness For Men   11/20/2017

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' <br><br> You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. <br><br> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: <br><br> 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a ...


1 Comments, 47 Views, 13 Votes ,3.81 Score
ricksac1958 59 M
8  Articles
Political Correctness with women   11/20/2017

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: <br><br> 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN. ' <br><br> 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..' <br><br> 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..' ...


0 Comments, 33 Views, 4 Votes ,3.25 Score
ricksac1958 59 M
8  Articles
Old Couple   11/20/2017

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ...


2 Comments, 84 Views, 10 Votes ,3.19 Score
Two Women   11/19/2017

1st woman: Hi! Wanda. <br><br> 2nd woman: Hi! Teri. How'd you die? <br><br> 1st woman: I froze to death.. <br><br> 2nd woman: How horrible! <br><br> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? <br><br> 2nd woman: I died of a ...


2 Comments, 63 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
Frustrated Wife   11/19/2017

The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated. The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination said he wanted to check with the wife. <br><br> He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around ...


3 Comments, 94 Views, 12 Votes ,3.15 Score
BoldBlackCourage 37 M
2  Articles
The other day...   11/15/2017

...My girlfriends dad asked me what I did. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.


1 Comments, 20 Views, 9 Votes ,4.28 Score
BoldBlackCourage 37 M
2  Articles
Shower thoughts...   11/15/2017

Life is sexually transmitted.


0 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes
franki2806 50 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
the potato   11/14/2017

2 women where picking potatos from a field as one lady picked up a realy big potato and said 2 the other look this looks like my hubbies balls and the other lady says is it that big and the other lady says noooooo its that dirty


1 Comments, 29 Views, 7 Votes ,2.53 Score
franki2806 50 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
the onion   11/14/2017

there was a lady that no one would lick her pussy, the thing was it smelled like onion she asked alot of her friends 2 lick her but as they went down to lick her the all turn away , it smelled a lot like onion, so they found a guy that had no smell so the send him over 2 her place, the next day they ask him if he lick her and he said noooooo and they asked whyyyy he said he was cryinggggg 2 ...


0 Comments, 35 Views, 6 Votes ,1.37 Score
life   11/12/2017

having a good time and getting to meet someone just breaking a smile can change everything from joking to letting your partner of someone you meet get comforble with you. woman like it when a men smile they feel comfort and fun. when you first meet someone always smile and always find something to talk it could be anything dont be a boring person because that will make her feel that your just ...


3 Comments, 27 Views, 6 Votes
franki2806 50 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
the pig   11/10/2017

what do u call a pig that knows karate? a pork chop


0 Comments, 7 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
franki2806 50 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
the menu   11/8/2017

a man had a house and he made it in a whore house he opens up 4 work, a man comes in the the place and he reads the menu, blow job on all 4s 50$ bj standing up 100$ bj on the floor 200$ ok he says he reads on from the ass on all 4s 50$ from the ass standing up 100$ from the ass on the floor 200$ as he reads the menu he calls the guy that has the whore house over and tells him i see in the menu u ...


3 Comments, 75 Views, 11 Votes ,1.86 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
banana vs vibrator!!   11/8/2017

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's going to eat.


2 Comments, 17 Views, 12 Votes ,5.10 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
penis!!   11/8/2017

At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side. The wife of Chirac says ...


0 Comments, 65 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
black testicles!!   11/8/2017

A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed. An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge. The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just setting you clean” The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse ...


1 Comments, 63 Views, 11 Votes ,4.48 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
memory test?   11/8/2017

how good is your memory? <br><br> <br><br> i remember going to the party with my dad and went home with my mom!!! <br><br> explanation: daddy went to a party , happym; and then met mummy happyf;


1 Comments, 28 Views, 7 Votes ,3.30 Score
Skinny-Dipping   11/7/2017

An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm with a nice pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, and he even fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe runs, and some orange, and lime trees. <br><br> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some ...


1 Comments, 73 Views, 11 Votes ,5.60 Score
franki2806 50 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
donky   11/5/2017

an old couple was siting in a bench and the old man asks his wife, how long does a donky live? and she looks at him and says why my love u do not fill good


1 Comments, 25 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
franki2806 50 M
7  Articles‚ Score 0.1
only 5 bucks   11/5/2017

a man goes 2 a bourthelo and ask the lady working there if he can have something with 5 bucks she looks at him thinks about it and tells him he can lick her pussy.he gives her the 5 bucks and they go to the room she sites on the bed opens her legs and tells him she ready, he puts his mouth on her pussy and he starts licking after a few mins of licking he starts 2 spit and with rubbing his mouth ...


0 Comments, 61 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Sex Education   11/5/2017

A ten year old boy came racing in the house. “Mom, where do babies come from?” <br><br> Mom realizes this is an opportunity to talk to him about sex. She leads him into the bedroom and has him sit on a chair. She undresses and lies on the bed. She spreads her legs and tells him to come closer and get a good luck. She then spreads her lips and points to her baby channel. ...


1 Comments, 78 Views, 6 Votes ,3.08 Score
Badtrev 38 M
9  Articles
Random joke   10/31/2017

*Ill admit, this is a knock off joke I’d heard So a guy has just boarded a plane taking off to Los Angeles fo a little vacation by himself and as other people are taking their seats he notices a beautiful woman walking down the aisle in his direction. He thinks to himself “man, what are the chances she’d sit near me?” And low and behold she stops and sits right next to him. The flight ...


2 Comments, 84 Views, 11 Votes ,3.92 Score
firefighterldh 34 M
8  Articles
where what where who   10/28/2017

right in the pussy


1 Comments, 12 Views, 3 Votes
firefighterldh 34 M
8  Articles
where what where who   10/28/2017

right in the pussy


0 Comments, 6 Views, 1 Votes
The Affair   10/26/2017

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. <br><br> The little boy says, “Its dark in here.” <br><br> The man says, ...


1 Comments, 87 Views, 9 Votes ,4.92 Score
Sunday Service   10/26/2017

During the service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for prayers, which had been answered. <br><br> A lady stood up and came forward. <br><br> She said, ‘I have a reason to thank the Lord. Two months ago, my husband Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the ...


0 Comments, 69 Views, 8 Votes ,5.33 Score
hockey_coach 50 M
6  Articles
Who has one?   10/26/2017

Who has a great "cheesy" pick up line. Can be one you use or just one you heard.


0 Comments, 15 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
HarddinHou 28 M
12  Articles
best joke of all time   10/24/2017

its that time again... sex jokes, normal jokes, crazy jokes lets hear them <br><br> whats the best joke ever LIKE EVER


1 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes
Peonman2 60 M
7  Articles
Titties   10/19/2017

BB))B)You Know You're Getting Fat when Your woman spends all Night Sucking your Titis.


1 Comments, 14 Views, 6 Votes ,1.94 Score
Peonman2 60 M
7  Articles
Titties   10/19/2017

BB))B)You Know You're Getting Fat when Your woman spends all Night Sucking your Titis.


0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes
catspajamashave 29 F
2  Articles
Three Men | Three Wishes   10/18/2017

Three men are walking along the beach one day when one of them suddenly stumbles, looking back they realise he had tripped on a dusty old lamp half buried in the sand. They all agree that, since they live in a joke not a pantomime, nothing would happen if they rubbed it... But also decide they'd feel sillier walking away from three wishes than they would for pointlessly rubbing the lamp! ...


4 Comments, 81 Views, 16 Votes ,3.13 Score
...in the bathroom...   10/16/2017

wife brushes her teeth while husband takes a shower behind the bath tub curtain...she suddenly hears some strange noises and asks her husbandquot; are you jerking off there???" Husbands responds: HE belongs to me and I can wash him as fast as I want...!!!!"


3 Comments, 62 Views, 11 Votes ,5.41 Score
redduracell 47 M
10  Articles
Phone rings   10/10/2017

-Alcoholic Anonymous there? -Yes brother, how can I help? -You are about to save my life brother. How do I make the perfect mojito?


1 Comments, 31 Views, 9 Votes ,3.21 Score
redduracell 47 M
10  Articles
Phone rings   10/10/2017

-Alcoholic Anonymous there? -Yes brother, how can I help? -You are about to save my life brother. How do I make the perfect mojito?


2 Comments, 25 Views, 4 Votes ,4.41 Score
FuckieBunny 40 C
2  Articles
Would you like to go large with that meal?   10/7/2017

I wasn't sure where I should write this, I think it's quite fun to bring up the size of my cock on our second date but I've recently took a moment to think this out again. It is NOT under average at all, lets just get that out the way because my cock does have a temper. So, my friends from back home would have silly competition on who could jack off the fastest, that one was my worst ...


2 Comments, 55 Views, 7 Votes ,1.77 Score
JonRosso 50 M
2  Articles
A priest gets pulled over for a DUI   10/7/2017

A priest gets pulled over for a DUI check. The police officer can smell the wine on the priest, and he even sees an open bottle of red wine sitting next to the drive. When asked If he had been drinking, the priest said "Only water, officer." With that the police officer pointed at the open bottle. After looking at the near empty bottle of wine the priest smiled and said "Oh my ...


3 Comments, 59 Views, 9 Votes ,4.28 Score
Can't Take It   10/4/2017

With all the political correctness these days, it seems that people just can't take a joke for what it is anymore. I mean come on people, don't let a joke over shadow common sense and real decency. thoughts?


1 Comments, 19 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Woman buys a parrot   9/28/2017

A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...


4 Comments, 80 Views, 13 Votes ,3.81 Score
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Woman buys a parrot   9/28/2017

A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...


2 Comments, 19 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Woman buys a parrot   9/28/2017

A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...


1 Comments, 9 Views, 2 Votes ,1.73 Score
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Woman buys a parrot   9/28/2017

A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...


0 Comments, 1 Views, 1 Votes ,5.00 Score
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Woman buys a parrot   9/28/2017

A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...


0 Comments, 1 Views, 0 Votes
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Woman buys a parrot   9/28/2017

A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...


1 Comments, 7 Views, 3 Votes ,2.94 Score
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Woman buys a parrot   9/28/2017

A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Woman buys a parrot   9/28/2017

A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Woman buys a parrot   9/28/2017

A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Woman buys a parrot   9/28/2017

A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Woman buys a parrot   9/28/2017

A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings the bird home. <br><br> When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...


1 Comments, 7 Views, 2 Votes ,3.12 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
A Barbie Joke   9/26/2017

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, 'What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas'? <br><br> The little girl replies, 'I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe'. <br><br> Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, 'I thought Barbie comes with Ken'. <br><br> ...


0 Comments, 66 Views, 6 Votes ,4.79 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Another for the Ladies   9/26/2017

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." <br><br> The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" <br><br> To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 6 Votes ,4.22 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Which Hair   9/26/2017

A lady is working hard in her office when a co-worker tells her that her hair smells good. Immediately, she goes to her boss and tells him that she has been sexually harassed. <br><br> "How?" asks the boss. <br><br> "He said my hair smells good, " replied the lady. <br><br> "Wouldn't you take that as a compliment?" ...


1 Comments, 65 Views, 10 Votes ,4.58 Score
uenjoymepdx 51 M
1  Article
Paid for sex   9/25/2017

A man comes home after a hard days work, only to find his wife of 20 years packing a suitcase of clothes and personal items. He asks, "What's going on?" His wife replies, "I'm going to Las Vegas. I heard I can get paid $800.00 for sex." The man's eyes get big and he immediately grabs his suitcase and starts packing it with clothes. "What do you think ...


2 Comments, 75 Views, 5 Votes ,4.12 Score
salsagirl822 63 F
19  Articles
Ice Cream   9/24/2017

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parkour. <br><br> Slowly and painfully, he pulled himself up onto a stool. <br><br> The waitress greeted him, asking how can she can help him. <br><br> After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. <br><br> The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' <br><br> 'No, ...


3 Comments, 56 Views, 12 Votes ,4.39 Score
salsagirl822 63 F
19  Articles
Hot Mamma   9/24/2017

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. <br><br> A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. <br><br> A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' <br><br> Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, ...


1 Comments, 72 Views, 9 Votes ,3.64 Score
sam197pulsar 31 M
68  Articles‚ Score 11.1
Pistol   9/24/2017

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and ...


2 Comments, 55 Views, 8 Votes ,4.87 Score
sam197pulsar 31 M
68  Articles‚ Score 11.1
Sex pills   9/24/2017

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It ...


2 Comments, 46 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
sam197pulsar 31 M
68  Articles‚ Score 11.1
Blowjob   9/24/2017

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, ...


3 Comments, 49 Views, 6 Votes ,3.65 Score
salsagirl822 63 F
19  Articles
Garage Door   9/23/2017

Garage Door <br><br> The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. <br><br> His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' <br><br> The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by ...


0 Comments, 47 Views, 9 Votes ,4.71 Score
sam197pulsar 31 M
68  Articles‚ Score 11.1
Ice cream   9/22/2017

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." ...


1 Comments, 40 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
sam197pulsar 31 M
68  Articles‚ Score 11.1
Mountain dew   9/22/2017

Girl: "Can you use 'Mountain Dew' in a sentence?" Guy: "Yes, can I 'mount-ain dew' you?"


1 Comments, 11 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
The Aussie   9/21/2017

An Aussie drover walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. <br><br> He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In ...


1 Comments, 44 Views, 10 Votes ,4.38 Score
simon004 32 M
17  Articles
jokes jokes   9/20/2017

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." <br><br> Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" <br><br> Doctor: "Nine." <br><br> Check out this really funny jokes: http://Senior Sizzle.com#ixzz4tDhNPsoL


0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes
simon004 32 M
17  Articles
A Vampire’s Nightcap   9/20/2017

What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue? A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!


1 Comments, 18 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
FFJay13 46 M
1  Article
Customer Complaints   9/18/2017

A well dressed gentleman is walking through the airport with 12 kids. As he is standing at the gate to board, the airline representative asks "Sir, are these all your children?" <br><br> The man say "No. None of these are mine." <br><br> The airline rep asks "Well then why are they with you?" <br><br> The man replies "I work ...


1 Comments, 37 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
jr42468 51 M
24  Articles
ilove to laugh   9/18/2017

well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of everyone


0 Comments, 3 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
jr42468 51 M
24  Articles
ilove to laugh   9/18/2017

well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of everyone


0 Comments, 3 Views, 2 Votes
jr42468 51 M
24  Articles
ilove to laugh   9/18/2017

well im a jokester and i love to laugh and cut up in front of everyone


0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes
winstonfunguy 50 M
14  Articles
Little kid has nightmare   9/18/2017

A five year old boy wakes up from a horrible nightmare, runs across the hall into his parents room and gets a full view of they in the act. That is the last thing he needs to see, so he screams and runs out of the room. Mom and Dad have a little chuckle. The mom says "put your robe on and find junior. At least tell him you weren't hurting me." Dad goes looking for the boy all over ...


0 Comments, 51 Views, 5 Votes ,5.10 Score
niceone1523 39 M
1  Article
joke   9/17/2017

guess who I saw today ? everyone I looked at


1 Comments, 5 Views, 3 Votes ,1.47 Score
Peachesbiatch 56 M
12  Articles
Confession   9/16/2017

"Bless me father for I have sinned.This morning on the golf course I used the F-word." "Tell me, my son , what were the circumstances that provoked you to such an extent." "Father I drove my tee shot three hundred meters, but the wind caught it and it landed in the rough." "I am a golfer myself so I appreciate your disappointment and using the F-word." ...


1 Comments, 55 Views, 7 Votes ,4.31 Score
none   9/16/2017

nothing4


1 Comments, 4 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
The Accident   9/14/2017

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it" <br><br> ...


1 Comments, 56 Views, 7 Votes ,3.55 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Lucky 5   9/9/2017

A 55-year-old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes $55, 555.55 a year, and who’s lucky number is 5, receives a phone call from a friend. <br><br> The friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening. <br><br> Excitedly, the man withdraws $5, 555.00 cash from his bank ...


2 Comments, 73 Views, 9 Votes ,5.56 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Son in a play   9/9/2017

Boy: “Dad, I got a role in the school play, I play a man who’s been married for 20 years.” <br><br> Father: “That’s great, son. Maybe someday you’ll get a speaking part.”


0 Comments, 24 Views, 7 Votes ,5.59 Score
wickedcat2006 43 F
170  Articles‚ Score 16.9
weddings!!   9/6/2017

why do brides wear white at a wedding? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> nah, ,, ,, thats not it!!!! <br><br> hmmmm, try again!!! <br><br> because it matches the appliances!!!!!


1 Comments, 23 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
simon004 32 M
17  Articles
The boss   9/5/2017

Definition Of A Boss: "Boss Is A Person Who Thinks That Nine Women Together Can Produce A Baby In One Month"


0 Comments, 11 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
dafocker44 58 M
5  Articles
A question   9/5/2017

What do a pizza delivery guy and OBGyn have in common? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> They can both smell the goods but can't eat it!!! <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> I didn't write it, I just posted it!!!


0 Comments, 10 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
The Ring   9/3/2017

A balding, white haired man walked into a jeweler store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5, 000 ring. <br><br> The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' <br><br> At that ...


0 Comments, 60 Views, 8 Votes ,6.26 Score
Senior Citizen Sex   8/27/2017

Roger is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. <br><br> Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. <br><br> One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Roger turns to ...


2 Comments, 98 Views, 18 Votes ,6.13 Score
dafocker44 58 M
5  Articles
A new vino   8/27/2017

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors I kid you not... <br><br> [] California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grapethat acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the ...


0 Comments, 42 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
Cowboy Sex   8/24/2017

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions: One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." <br><br> "I don't think I have ever heard of that one", says the other cowboy, "what is it?" <br><br> "Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and ...


1 Comments, 74 Views, 11 Votes ,5.41 Score
Clamoringwind52u 40 M
1  Article
King Me... I got mah keys!!   8/20/2017

I still don't understand what went wrong across the world after the love died. It was a rough day for everyone I guess. Nobody really saw it coming but everyone was at their seat watching. Day after day and even the day after and the 28 days later it was true ooober reality. I don't know what really took place but must have been some sorts of executive decisions if you will. I don't know but the ...


0 Comments, 27 Views, 1 Votes
kinginsize07 55 M
18  Articles
interest   8/16/2017

a man went to the Lady at the bank counter and asked, how do you get more interest, when you put in or when you withdraw; prompt was her reply, the longer you keep inside the more of interest you get


3 Comments, 48 Views, 14 Votes ,3.30 Score
sexydoc1955 62 M
11  Articles‚ Score 4.5
bike riding   8/13/2017

do you know what they say about girls who ride a bike?



They pedal their ass all over town


2 Comments, 28 Views, 7 Votes ,2.28 Score
new2youtwo 48 C
4  Articles
going duck hunting   8/13/2017

husband asked his wife to go duck hunting , she always says shell go, but when its time to go she says no, this time he says if you welch you have to give me anal sex or a blowjob, sure enough she dosent want to go , so she starts giving him a blow job when she says , this taste like shit, he says , the fucking dog didnt want to go either


0 Comments, 25 Views, 5 Votes ,2.82 Score
new2youtwo 48 C
4  Articles
going duck hunting   8/13/2017

husband asked his wife to go duck hunting , she always says shell go, but when its time to go she says no, this time he says if you welch you have to give me anal sex or a blowjob, sure enough she dosent want to go , so she starts giving him a blow job when she says , this taste like shit, he says , the fucking dog didnt want to go either


1 Comments, 11 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
new2youtwo 48 C
4  Articles
going duck hunting   8/13/2017

husband asked his wife to go duck hunting , she always says shell go, but when its time to go she says no, this time he says if you welch you have to give me anal sex or a blowjob, sure enough she dosent want to go , so she starts giving him a blow job when she says , this taste like shit, he says , the fucking dog didnt want to go either


1 Comments, 12 Views, 5 Votes ,1.84 Score
new2youtwo 48 C
4  Articles
going duck hunting   8/13/2017

husband asked his wife to go duck hunting , she always says shell go, but when its time to go she says no, this time he says if you welch you have to give me anal sex or a blowjob, sure enough she dosent want to go , so she starts giving him a blow job when she says , this taste like shit, he says , the fucking dog didnt want to go either


0 Comments, 2 Views, 1 Votes ,1.10 Score
modena0044 57 M
1  Article‚ Score 5.5
Oil???   8/10/2017

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from???? lol


0 Comments, 5 Views, 1 Votes
SEX AND THE ELDERLY.....   8/4/2017

The eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the Doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Green, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband, “she said.

She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:

"Bob, do we still have intercourse?" There was a complete ...


4 Comments, 127 Views, 11 Votes ,5.60 Score
ballzdeep1992 25 M
12  Articles
Nantucket   8/4/2017

There once was a man from nantucket his dick was so long he could suck it he smiled with a grin as he wiped off his chin if his ear was a cunt he would fuck it


0 Comments, 19 Views, 3 Votes ,4.41 Score
rdhair44 59 M
75  Articles
Joseph   8/2/2017

Hear about the representative that called home, worst day to come home to talk.


0 Comments, 31 Views, 4 Votes ,2.47 Score
Floydsbbc4u 47 M
5  Articles
bear. and rabbit   7/29/2017

Bear and rabbit are shitting in the woods , , bear ask rabbit.. do you have aproblem with shit sticking to your fur?.. rabbit says no... bear wipes his ads with rabbit


0 Comments, 34 Views, 3 Votes ,2.45 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Better Insurance   7/29/2017

A student in medical school wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees a patient masturbating in the hallway. "What condition does he have?" the student asks. "He suffers from Seminal Build-up Disorder, " the doctor replies. "If he doesn't ...


0 Comments, 77 Views, 8 Votes ,4.17 Score
sgordon29 31 M
5  Articles
Light Beer   7/28/2017

You know why they say light beer is like sex on the beach?

They're both fuckin close to water!


1 Comments, 5 Views, 2 Votes ,4.50 Score
sgordon29 31 M
5  Articles
O'brian.   7/28/2017

A traveler walks into a bar in Dublin after a long day to finally have his first Irish beer. The bartender kindly asks, "What'll ya have boyo?" to which the traveler responds, "A pint of guiness, sir." The bartender pulls him a perfect pint and the traveler stares at it in amazement as it settles.

"Ah, that's a mighty fine pull isn't it boyo?" The bartender asks. "It's beautiful." Says ...


1 Comments, 75 Views, 3 Votes ,4.90 Score
the bar   7/27/2017

This man sits next to this lady in a bar and says "I sure would like a little pussy" The lady reply's "me too mines as big as a hat"


3 Comments, 49 Views, 13 Votes ,4.65 Score
ZombieStyle69 49 M
3  Articles
What's the definition for a Vagina   7/25/2017

What's the definition for a Vagina? The box a Penis comes in ...


0 Comments, 12 Views, 3 Votes ,3.92 Score
bigboystwo2 47 M
11  Articles
weight problem   7/24/2017

i dated a girl with weight problem in high school. in the dark of the backseat she would cry out....WAIT WAIT WAIT


1 Comments, 55 Views, 3 Votes ,5.39 Score
ZombieStyle69 49 M
3  Articles
Funny joke   7/22/2017

What do you call a fish with no i. FSSSSSSSH...


0 Comments, 7 Views, 1 Votes ,2.40 Score
michaelamour493 56 M
1  Article
Humor is a key component of all successful relationships   7/17/2017

Personally, among all the attirbutes important for a long term successful relationship.. having a healthy viable good sense of humor is a must. Its a key link to great cross communications. If you cant laugh together ( whether its innocent or dark humor) - yo urelationship will eventually stall. What is your thoughts on the matter? What has been your expereince?

Michaelamour493


0 Comments, 12 Views, 2 Votes ,2.42 Score
The Funeral   7/17/2017

At a funeral a priest was giving the last rights to a woman who had 17 children. Her first husband Edward, fathered 6, her second husband Tom fathered 5 and her present husband George standing at her grave, fathered an additional 6. As the Priest was wrapping up his solemn and inspirational comments about her sacrifice and complete love for all her children…He closed with…"She has now been ...


2 Comments, 119 Views, 10 Votes ,4.78 Score
Leroy!   7/14/2017

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

'WOW, ' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"

'Yep, they are all mine, ' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy'. All the children rush to find seats.

'Well, ' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign ...


4 Comments, 117 Views, 12 Votes ,4.92 Score
Nikhilpkd 23 M
4  Articles
jokes are good   7/11/2017

A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh. It takes the form of a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning. This can be done using a pun or other word play such as irony, a logical ...


1 Comments, 23 Views, 6 Votes ,2.51 Score
Clodiusthefirst 71 M
13  Articles
A LIMERICK   7/10/2017

There was a young man from Kent,

Whose tool was decidedly bent,

To save himself trouble,

He put it in double,

And instead of coming he went!


1 Comments, 29 Views, 5 Votes ,2.16 Score
kinginsize 55 M
2  Articles‚ Score 4.0
A SINGH IS A KING ALWAYS   7/7/2017

A muslim friend asked his Sardar friend, when is his Birthday. He replied next week. The muslim guy said I will love to gift you curtains so that when make sex with your wife, your windows have curtains so that neighbors can't watch what you do. The Singh than asked, when is your birthday, next month replied his muslim friend, why he asked? The Singh replied I will love to gift you a ...


0 Comments, 75 Views, 4 Votes ,1.30 Score
boudisitter 36 M
1  Article
Which of my friend   7/6/2017

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.

"Was it my friend Sam", he demanded.

"No !" his weeping wife replied.

"Was it my friend Jim then?" he asked.

"NO !!!" she said even more upset.

"Well which one of my no good friends did ...


2 Comments, 112 Views, 13 Votes ,3.98 Score
opssssssssssss   7/3/2017

happym;


0 Comments, 8 Views, 4 Votes
The Reunion   7/2/2017

Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.

After meeting several of her friends and former schoolmates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.

There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.

Wife turns ...


1 Comments, 138 Views, 20 Votes ,4.78 Score
NiceBlueEyes36 41 M
5  Articles
Quick jokes   7/1/2017

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A. A carrot

What's brown and sticky?

A. A stick

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A. A fsh

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A. To get to the other slide.


1 Comments, 36 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?   6/29/2017

John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, “Are these plates clean?” His grandfather replied, ...


1 Comments, 101 Views, 10 Votes ,2.99 Score
Hail Damage   6/23/2017

A Blonde got caught in a severe thunderstorm. Soon it began hailing heavily. Her car had dents all over it so she took it to a body shop.

The owner met her at the door and she explained what happened. He looked out and saw the damage and decided to have some fun with her. “Let me tell you a little secret that will save you a lot of money. Blow in the tailpipe and the dents will ...


3 Comments, 155 Views, 27 Votes ,5.03 Score
Clodiusthefirst 71 M
13  Articles
The actor & the agent   6/22/2017

An aspiring European actor visits an American agent for representation. The agent tests him & tells him he has potential.

"What's your name?" " Penis Von Lesbian the actor replies. Agent "You will have to change that if you are to have a chance at stardom" Actor "Oh No!! I can't do that . My name is an ancient & honoured name in my country." Agent " I cannot be your agent then. ...


3 Comments, 145 Views, 18 Votes ,5.17 Score
Satyr_46 47 M
1  Article
That's crazy   6/12/2017

There are these two lunatics in an insane asylum and they decide to leave so they slip out one night at lights out, climb up to the roof and they see the lights of the city off in the distance glittering like diamonds, like all that joy and freedom is just waiting for them. They're up about four stories but across a narrow gap they can get to another roof. One of them makes the run and jumps and ...


3 Comments, 143 Views, 11 Votes ,3.73 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
A Dwarf   6/2/2017

Listen to this, I was coming home from work tired as heck, it was like 99 degrees sweat in my eyes, and knocked the shit out of the car stopped in front of me. To tired to move I just sat there. In a minute the door opened on the other car..And I couldn't believe it, a little dwarf midget got out, had both hands on his hips..he walked right up to my window.. And said I'm not HAPPY... I snickered ...


1 Comments, 120 Views, 16 Votes ,4.60 Score
landing518 32 M
2  Articles
whale   6/1/2017

what did one whale say to another whale.....





go home frank ur drunk


2 Comments, 41 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
landing518 32 M
2  Articles
ceiling fan   5/30/2017

what noise does a ceilng fan make.....













































whoooo go ceiling ur number 1 yeah go ceiling....


2 Comments, 23 Views, 7 Votes ,1.00 Score
...irony of a blowjob...   5/30/2017

...even if you have her on her knees in front of you...she still "has" you on your balls....


2 Comments, 41 Views, 9 Votes ,2.78 Score
Life in a retirement village!   5/25/2017

On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a ...


1 Comments, 163 Views, 19 Votes ,5.10 Score
The Accident   5/23/2017

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it"

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You ...


7 Comments, 174 Views, 17 Votes ,4.68 Score
The Social Worker   5/20/2017

A social worker from a big city recently transferred to an area of hills and valleys in the Appalachians and was on her first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she ever had seen.

Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. “Anybody home?” she asked.

“Yep, ” came a kid’s voice through the door.

“If your father there?” asked ...


2 Comments, 130 Views, 16 Votes ,4.01 Score
Clodiusthefirst 71 M
13  Articles
Egyptian Camels   5/20/2017

Two ladies visiting Egypt see a local castrating a camel by banging two bricks together on the camels balls.

They are worried about this and ask the camel driver " Does it hurt?"

He replied " Only if I get my thumbs caught between the bricks"


1 Comments, 47 Views, 12 Votes ,3.86 Score
Masturbation study   5/19/2017

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

After one year and $180, 000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study as well. After $250, 000.00, and 3 years of ...


2 Comments, 92 Views, 15 Votes ,3.44 Score
luvs_em_younger 45 M
2  Articles
A cowboy and his horse.   5/18/2017

A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Indians. They were all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they were celebrating the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he killing him. The cowboy can do nothing, but obey them.

The Chief comes up to him and asks: - What do you want for your first wish? - I want talk to my horse, - replies the ...


4 Comments, 149 Views, 14 Votes ,6.18 Score
A 10 year old, the dad and the superhero mom   5/18/2017

10 yr old: Dad, I know Mom’s secret…

she’s a superhero

Dad: She is?

10 yr old: Yes, I found her handcuffs and a mask.

Dad: Yes she is, she’s a superhero!


3 Comments, 87 Views, 11 Votes ,3.54 Score
Blind date   5/18/2017

I was on a blind date with this women the other night and I told her, being funny is the second best way to get a girl into bed. She asked "what's the best way?" I said "a big knife." She laughed and said "you're funny." I said "wise choice."


1 Comments, 54 Views, 9 Votes ,2.36 Score
Television   5/18/2017

A man is watching tv and starts yelling "No! Man No! DON'T GO IN THE CHURCH!!!"

The wife from another room asks: "honey what are you watching?"

Husband: our wedding video.


4 Comments, 34 Views, 8 Votes ,3.01 Score
bundaberger2 63 M
6  Articles
3'somes   5/14/2017

a friend of mine turned up and said "hey if it takes 3 people having sex to be a 3some and 2 people having sex to be a twosome now I understand why everyone says you're Handsome"


1 Comments, 37 Views, 5 Votes ,3.80 Score
luvs_em_younger 45 M
2  Articles
Birthday Barbie   5/14/2017

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, ...


2 Comments, 118 Views, 10 Votes ,3.58 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
2 Black Eyes   5/12/2017

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.

"Well, " the man said, "I figured she ...


1 Comments, 89 Views, 14 Votes ,5.54 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
21st Century Newspaper   5/12/2017

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, ' she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.'. I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him!!!


0 Comments, 50 Views, 11 Votes ,5.78 Score
charaidxox 63 M
8  Articles
Blonde vs. lawyer   5/5/2017

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay ...


5 Comments, 130 Views, 13 Votes ,5.16 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Fly Swatter   5/3/2017

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“Hunting flies, ” he responded.

“Oh! Killing any?” she asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females, ” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on ...


8 Comments, 113 Views, 21 Votes ,6.10 Score
Blondes   5/3/2017

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her forehead?









All you can eat for under a buck

Was do you call a blond that dies her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence



What do you call 5 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel


3 Comments, 44 Views, 8 Votes ,2.78 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Wife Singing   5/3/2017

A married woman starts singing, and sees her husband go out the back door onto the deck... She goes to the back door, and ask him why do you go out on the deck everytime I start singing??? Because I don't want the neighbors to think I am beating you!!! lol...


3 Comments, 52 Views, 13 Votes ,5.66 Score
Nymphomaniacs Convention   5/1/2017

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, " Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. " I'm going to the ...


1 Comments, 167 Views, 12 Votes ,5.10 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Marital Spat   4/30/2017

A guy was telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before.

“But it ended, ” he said, “when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.”

“What did she say?” asked the friend.

The husband replied, “She said, ‘Come out from under that bed, you coward!'”


0 Comments, 54 Views, 8 Votes ,5.33 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Tiny House   4/30/2017

A social worker from a big city recently transferred to an area of hills and valleys in the Appalachians and was on her first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she ever had seen.

Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door. “Anybody home?” she asked.

“Yep, ” came a kid’s voice through the door.

“If your father there?” asked ...


3 Comments, 92 Views, 14 Votes ,5.22 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Hunting Guide Lost   4/29/2017

A local hunting guide got himself into a big problem. His party became hopelessly lost in the mountains and they blamed him for leading them astray.

“You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!” they asserted.

“I am!” he said, “but I think we’re in Wyoming now.” !!!


2 Comments, 57 Views, 13 Votes ,6.00 Score
jcherr022 45 M
5  Articles
i guy walks into a bar   4/24/2017

Does anyone have any good jokes?


0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
Cash Cow   4/20/2017

A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today, " said the Cowboy. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out." The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the Cowboy. "Here, " he ...


1 Comments, 113 Views, 8 Votes ,4.41 Score
whorecurious 56 C
159  Articles‚ Score 0.1
For Nascar Fans   4/20/2017

A man walks into a bar with his dog. A Sprint Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Dale Earnhardt Jr is doing. The bartender says "Earnhardts is in 25th". The dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 25 times. A couple of laps later, the bartender says "Earnhardt Jr is up to 10th". The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times. A few laps later, the bartender says ...


2 Comments, 122 Views, 11 Votes ,5.04 Score