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Sunday Morning Sex 7/6/2019
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie went straight her grandparent’s house
visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love
on Sunday morning.” <br><br>
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people
nearly 100 years ...
1 Comments, 57 Views,
13 Votes
,4.15 Score |
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A coincidence 7/6/2019
A chicken farmer went the local bar. He sat next a woman
and ordered champagne. <br><br>
The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
<br><br>
"What a coincidence ", said the farmer, who
added, "It is a special for . I am celebrating...."
<br><br>
"It is a special for , too, I am ...
1 Comments, 47 Views,
11 Votes
,3.73 Score |
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points 7/2/2019
need more points all of the points.
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score |
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Lem 6/28/2019
One Lem and his Pa was mending fence off in the back forty
when all of a sudden Lem heard moaning and groaning and spotted
two people in the throws of passion, Pa! Whats them people
doing? Ah, Lem they is just fucking. Pa? Whats fucking?
How old are you Lem? Well near 18 year old Pa, you
know that. Yer all that old and you don't know what fucking
is? You best come to the house with me... ...
0 Comments, 49 Views,
8 Votes
,1.62 Score |
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hey... knock knock 6/28/2019
.. <br><br>
who? <br><br>
, i didn't know you were a cowgirl... <br><br>
giddy up !
0 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,1.19 Score |
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a joke for your considertion 6/28/2019
Jesus Christ walks into motel. He hands the guy behind the
counter 3 large nails and says, "Can ya put for the
night?" <br><br>
Hahahahaha gotta love that Jesus! What a character...
...
0 Comments, 15 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score |
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oh ms Jamaica 6/28/2019
A ’s most important Organ supposedly as described
by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss
Universe Contest. <br><br>
INDIA <br><br>
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Organ in your
country? <br><br>
Ms India: Well, I can say that Organs in India are like
labourers. <br><br>
Question: How can you say so? ...
2 Comments, 42 Views,
10 Votes
,2.79 Score |
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friday 6/28/2019
Ok who has a good one to get the day going? lets have it!!!
0 Comments, 3 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score |
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funny shit 6/28/2019
what's 12" long, hard, and makes a woman scream
in the morning?? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
....S.I.D.S. <br><br>
<br><br>
LOL
0 Comments, 19 Views,
5 Votes
,1.19 Score |
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Funny 2.0 6/27/2019
When I was a baby I was so ugly my mother never breastfed me
she said she only like me as a friend
0 Comments, 8 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score |
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A funny 6/27/2019
Did you know that if you kick the crap out of a Texan the only
thing that would be left is a pair of boots
0 Comments, 4 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score |
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poin ts 6/27/2019
points points points points points points
1 Comments, 4 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score |
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points 6/27/2019
points points points points points points
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score |
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Gross joke 6/23/2019
What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat .
0 Comments, 2 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score |
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Guess what? 6/23/2019
Chicken butt <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
help I need the points
0 Comments, 5 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score |
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points 6/22/2019
points
0 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score |
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Points 6/22/2019
Just here for the points.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
4 Votes
,1.30 Score |
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Points 6/22/2019
Just here for the points.
1 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score |
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Friday 6/19/2019
White guy, Mexican , and Black guy walk into a bar
0 Comments, 27 Views,
4 Votes
,0.92 Score |
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Being Brave 6/19/2019
A man breaks into a house to for and guns. Inside,
he finds a in bed. He orders the guy of the bed and
ties him a chair. While tying the home owner’s wife
the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck;
then gets up & goes into the bathroom. <br><br>
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife: “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. at ...
0 Comments, 25 Views,
4 Votes
,2.08 Score |
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funny! 6/19/2019
if a blind person says you have a big penis they're probably
pulling your leg!!!
1 Comments, 4 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score |
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come chat with me 6/19/2019
I ggot all kinds of joke.. people love when im around. im
the laugh of the party
1 Comments, 7 Views,
3 Votes
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Knock knock 6/17/2019
Who’s there Boo Boo who Stop crying
0 Comments, 0 Views,
0 Votes
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Knock Knock 6/16/2019
Whos there
2 Comments, 13 Views,
6 Votes
,0.80 Score |
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Friday 6/16/2019
Dam smokey its Friday and you aint got no job
1 Comments, 12 Views,
6 Votes
,0.52 Score |
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What about that.. 6/16/2019
A buddy ask me the something day... He said if me and your wife had sex <br><br>
And I got her pregnant would that make us kin...haha <br><br>
I said nope... <br><br>
He said what would it make us??? <br><br>
I said Even !!
0 Comments, 18 Views,
6 Votes
,1.94 Score |
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sat fun 6/15/2019
my over weight parrot died today, it is sad but a huge weight
off of my shoulder.
1 Comments, 4 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score |
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Dick touch your asshole 6/13/2019
A young boy was sitting on his gradfathers lap. His grandfather
was puffing on a cigar. The little boy asks, "Grandpa,
may i please try a puff of your cigar?" His grandfather
replied, "well , does your dick touch your asshole?"
The little boy replied with no. So his grandfather said,
"Well then, no you may not." A couple of weeks
later the boy was sitting on his ...
0 Comments, 47 Views,
10 Votes
,1.99 Score |
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This IM System 6/7/2019
That is it.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
7 Votes
,1.51 Score |
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What did the penis say to the vagina? 6/6/2019
Cover , going in!
2 Comments, 19 Views,
11 Votes
,1.67 Score |