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funny or not 4/1/2019
If a cow does not produce milk it is an utter disaster and
a milk dud!
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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funny or not 4/1/2019
my three favorite things are eating family and not using
commas.
0 Comments, 1 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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You know what's sad? 3/26/2019
My love life <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> KAREN ...
0 Comments, 17 Views,
6 Votes
,0.23 Score
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Out Dancing 3/26/2019
I went out dancing last night... They played The Twist...I twisted... They played Jump...I jumped... They played Come On Eileen...I got kicked out for that.
3 Comments, 26 Views,
9 Votes
,3.43 Score
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The Bus Stop 3/26/2019
A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman
wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the
bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to
the height of the first step of the bus. <br><br>
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her ...
2 Comments, 78 Views,
12 Votes
,4.39 Score
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I wonder 3/25/2019
A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent
admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied
about it.
1 Comments, 17 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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I wonder 3/25/2019
A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent
admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied
about it.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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I wonder 3/25/2019
A recent questionnaire to high school girls , 97 percent
admitted they had kissed/made out. Only 3 percent lied
about it.
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Scotish Obituary 3/23/2019
A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see
that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is
published. <br><br>
The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents
per word. <br><br>
She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well, then,
let it read, 'Angus MacPherson died'."
<br><br>
Amused at the woman's ...
2 Comments, 71 Views,
9 Votes
,4.28 Score
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That's a Lawyer 3/23/2019
As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are
all the blinds drawn?" <br><br>
The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the
street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."
2 Comments, 29 Views,
9 Votes
,3.64 Score
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Points :P 3/21/2019
Points for points for points for points
0 Comments, 5 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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For a laugh 3/20/2019
A little boy was taking a shower with his mom. The boy pointed
at her chest and asked “what are those”? The mother
was shocked and didn’t have any words except for the boy
to ask his father. The boy asked his father what those two
humps were on mommy’s chest. The father laughed and said
“those are balloons and when mommy dies, they get blown
up and carry her soul to heaven”. ...
1 Comments, 68 Views,
9 Votes
,4.71 Score
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points 3/20/2019
points points points points points points points
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
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Alien Wife swap 3/20/2019
A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are
talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject
of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?"
asked the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do, "
responded the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally
the couples decide swap partners for the night and experience
one another. The female Earthling and the male ...
3 Comments, 53 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Texas Lawyer 3/18/2019
No Offense to Texans, Lawyers, Judges, Grandparents,
or anyone else. <br><br>
Lawyers should never ask a Texas grandma a question if they
aren’t prepared for the answer. <br><br>
In a trial, a Texas small-town prosecuting attorney called
his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the
stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you
know me?’ ...
0 Comments, 52 Views,
7 Votes
,2.79 Score
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Don't try this lol 3/18/2019
A guy walks up to a beautiful young lady sitting a bar and
says, "Lady, I'll bet you $20 that I can touch
your breasts without touching your shirt." <br><br>
Intrigued, the woman buttons up her shirt all the way and
says, "Okay, you're on." <br><br>
The man steps up, cups his hands under her breasts, and gives
them a firm squeeze. ...
0 Comments, 67 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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A couple more dirty jokes 3/17/2019
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball. <br><br>
What does the sign on an -of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br>
<br><br>
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a . <br><br>
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. ...
0 Comments, 13 Views,
3 Votes
,5.39 Score
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Ok.....last one tonight..... 3/16/2019
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor,
I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how
I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give him
Viagra?” The lady frowned. ”Doctor, I can’t even get him to take
aspirin when he has a ...
0 Comments, 41 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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Funny thing..... 3/16/2019
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked
if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course,
my , " said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two,
a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide
her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never
found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my , and nothing
that you ...
0 Comments, 29 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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Best joke today 3/16/2019
A nerdy, 100 lbs weakling walks into a weightlifting gym
and states he wants to become a body builder. So, the gym's
trainer is walking him through all the exercise machines
explaining which machine builds which specific muscle.
<br><br>
After about a half hour, a super-hot chic walks by, breaking
everyone's attention. The nerdy, 100 lbs weakling inquires, "which ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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THIS IS FOR THE OLDER GENERATIONS! 3/16/2019
A man rushed home and went into the kitchen. His wife was
cooking dinner. He put his arms around her and whispered
in her ear “Lets go into the bedroom”. <br><br>
She pushed him away and said, “I’m cooking dinner!”
<br><br>
“It’ll just take a minute, ” he replied. She agrees
and they head to the bedroom. <br><br>
“Take off your slacks and ...
0 Comments, 51 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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RAMBLINGS OF A SOCIOPATH... 3/14/2019
Don’t take this shit too seriously, it’s only for a
laugh... <br><br>
Weight a minute... Who said Vega didn’t like curvaceous
females?! Ladies, if you’ve got a few extra pounds; I
could definitely use you as I’ve got 0% body fat 😉 <br><br>
Attractive women are always the most insecure, while these
Shrek looking females, walk around thinking they're
the ...
0 Comments, 26 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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Work with mostly men 3/12/2019
A 12 year old girl woke upon a Saturday morning with nothing
to do. Living in a very small town she grabbed a Twinkie for
breakfast on the go and headed for to main street to checkout
the action. Her first stop was the barbershop. She chatted away with
the barber and wandered around the shop. Finally the barber
pointed out that she was getting hair all over her Twinkie.
" I know" she ...
0 Comments, 70 Views,
12 Votes
,1.03 Score
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You know what's a good joke? 3/11/2019
The IM system. Boy howdy am I original
0 Comments, 2 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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The points.... 3/9/2019
That's the true joke of this site. 2nd to the IM that
never works
4 Comments, 16 Views,
5 Votes
,4.45 Score
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What? 3/6/2019
How many puppies does it take to land a plane on a Saturday?
<br><br>
All of them
1 Comments, 30 Views,
12 Votes
,1.56 Score
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Knock knock 3/5/2019
just kidding this is just for points...no one would laugh
anyways.
0 Comments, 6 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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Emotional sex 3/2/2019
For the past six years me and a good friend started having
weekly phone conversations. It got to where we knew every
dirty seceret about eachother. Well in our conversation
last week he confided that he always cries before during
and after sex. I didnt know what to say. I mean i have sex for
the sheer pleasure of it. Well beteeen that and my sarcasm
i blurted damn dude i hate to hear that you ...
1 Comments, 58 Views,
9 Votes
,1.93 Score
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