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Women like that are hard to find ! 9/24/2020
Two men are drinking beer and fishing one day and almost
silently, so as not to scare the fish, one man says to the
other, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife.
She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."
The 2nd man continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully
says, "You better think that over for a little while.
Women like that are hard to find."...
9 Comments, 275 Views,
31 Votes
,7.17 Score
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Squirting in self defense 9/5/2020
can squirting be taught as self defense
3 Comments, 16 Views,
6 Votes
,3.93 Score
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What do you call a 8/7/2020
What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? A Lickasaurous
0 Comments, 8 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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TOO MUCH TO DRINK 7/28/2020
After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way
too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve
him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly
left. A short time later the man came in the back door and
seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down
and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave.
Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...
5 Comments, 176 Views,
11 Votes
,4.29 Score
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parachute school 7/28/2020
a man comes home from army parachute . his friends
all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they
asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther
to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant
of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking.
he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...
4 Comments, 250 Views,
14 Votes
,5.86 Score
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celebration 7/28/2020
I walked into a bar and told the bartender "give ne
5 shots of whiskey". He lined them up, poured them,
and i drank them. He asked me "Celebrating?"
I replied "kind of. First blow job." He smiled
"Congratulations. Let me buy you a beer." I
told him "If 5 shots of whiskey couldnt get the taste
out of my mouth, i dont think a beer is going to ...
1 Comments, 31 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score
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test jokers 7/18/2020
point rewards test
2 Comments, 11 Views,
8 Votes
,2.55 Score
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points 7/18/2020
whats the hardest thing on this site? getting
5 Comments, 38 Views,
11 Votes
,0.92 Score
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people in a bar / Club 7/18/2020
in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight
. BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br>
. Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur .
 >>! happym; happyf;
2 Comments, 18 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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Physics 7/18/2020
A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The
bartender says...for you, no charge.
3 Comments, 28 Views,
7 Votes
,4.82 Score
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Christmas 7/1/2020
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny
passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her
body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several
times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...
3 Comments, 107 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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Addiction 6/21/2020
I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but
I turned myself around.
2 Comments, 26 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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The difference between a wife & a girlfriend 6/4/2020
Q: What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend
? <br><br>
A: About 40 lbs <br><br>
Second A:Girlfriend takes part of your ....If you
divorce , wife takes it all
1 Comments, 53 Views,
10 Votes
,1.00 Score
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What did the fist say to the face 6/4/2020
Pow right on the kisser
1 Comments, 3 Views,
0 Votes
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Physics 6/4/2020
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the
bartender says for you....no charge.
1 Comments, 21 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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What's the difference between a rock and a dead ? 5/1/2020
You can't fuck a rock, !
1 Comments, 31 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Pub 4/21/2020
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub
<br><br>
Those were the days.......
0 Comments, 96 Views,
5 Votes
,4.77 Score
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Storm Dennis 4/21/2020
I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie
bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday
2 Comments, 17 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Husband bring home flowers. 2/23/2020
A husband coming home with a dozen roses for his wife. She
says "I guess I you want me to open my legs now."
He replies "Don't you have a vase?"
2 Comments, 25 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Penis size 2/16/2020
You know someone once asked how big I was. I replied well
I'm only 2"s............ Off the floor
1 Comments, 43 Views,
5 Votes
,1.51 Score
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jimmy and his cat 2/8/2020
At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at
school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because
I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy
once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”
1 Comments, 36 Views,
13 Votes
,3.48 Score
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Motivation to lose weight and get fit 2/2/2020
An overweight guy signed up a special training program
that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit
within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through
3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br>
The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds
a room full of naked ...
1 Comments, 70 Views,
11 Votes
,2.61 Score
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Tooth Brush 2/1/2020
How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a Hillbilly
? <br><br>
. Because if anyone else had invented it ....it would be a
teeth brush
1 Comments, 18 Views,
11 Votes
,1.30 Score
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upset blonde 1/30/2020
sat next a blonde at the bar, she was sobbing , i ask why
she was sobbing she said she had 3 sister but her brother had 4!
4 Comments, 51 Views,
10 Votes
,1.19 Score
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No need to swear! 1/30/2020
What do we want? A cure for Tourette's, When do we want it? 'C**T'!!
1 Comments, 22 Views,
11 Votes
,3.35 Score
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1/25/2020
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxxxxxxx
2 Comments, 16 Views,
8 Votes
,0.47 Score
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Funny 1/24/2020
A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark
forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up
and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass
for the past minutes!"
2 Comments, 31 Views,
13 Votes
,2.30 Score
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Joking 1/23/2020
Jokes for points
1 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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This site 1/22/2020
That’s the joke <br><br>
Posting for
1 Comments, 14 Views,
9 Votes
,2.78 Score
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these days ;) 1/21/2020
1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
1: "As if." 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." 1: "I don't have a sister." 2: "You will in about nine months."
1 Comments, 26 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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