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Combinations 6/12/2007
what do you get when you cross a and a computer? A fucking
genius
0 Comments, 38 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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How Many divorced men............... 6/12/2007
How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
:none they don't have a house
0 Comments, 26 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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Why did God create man first? 6/12/2007
do you know why God created man first? She needed a rough
draft of course!
0 Comments, 19 Views,
2 Votes
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OOH & AAH 6/12/2007
whats the difference between OOH & AAH? about 3 INCHES
0 Comments, 20 Views,
2 Votes
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HOBO 6/12/2007
whats the differance between a hobo and a homo? a hobo doesn't
have very many friends and a homo has friends up the ass
0 Comments, 11 Views,
1 Votes
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Two beers 6/12/2007
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "give
me two beers "the bartender complys the proceeds
to drink one beer and pour the second beer all over his hand
the bartender says "what the hell are you doing"
The guy says "Trying to get my date drunk!
0 Comments, 36 Views,
2 Votes
,0.34 Score
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J.Lo and doorknobs 6/12/2007
what does J.Lo and a doorknobs have in common? Everyone
gets a turn
0 Comments, 29 Views,
3 Votes
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blonde 6/12/2007
whats an intelligent blonde? A golden retreiver
0 Comments, 25 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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what have 6/12/2007
what have clouds and women got in common? when they fuck
off its a lovely day!
0 Comments, 27 Views,
2 Votes
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What did 6/12/2007
what did neil armstrong say when he landed on the moon? no
way a fucking cow jumped over here!
0 Comments, 9 Views,
3 Votes
,0.49 Score
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Riddle 6/12/2007
What gets longer when pulled?
Fits between the boobs?
Inserts neatly in a hole?
And works best when jerked?
Scroll down to find the answer......
...
1 Comments, 61 Views,
5 Votes
,4.45 Score
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the life of a penis 6/12/2007
i've got one eye my hair is a mess my relatives are nuts
my neighbour's an arsehole my best friend is a cunt
n my owner is a wanker
0 Comments, 15 Views,
1 Votes
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Fore blonds and a new car 6/12/2007
one blond gets a new car and invites three friends over to
see it then they all decide to go shopping at the mall after
a full day of shopping they come back out to the car the drivey
says HO HO i've locked the keys in the car what are we
going to do! well says one of the passingers we could break
a window the driver says no we can't do that its my new
car and i'm not going to sit on glass ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
3 Votes
,0.49 Score
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why do men love blowjobs? 6/12/2007
cause its the only straight thing they can get into a womens
head
0 Comments, 25 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Talented Cow 6/12/2007
man: that's terrific that cow played the pioano and
that sang with with him what a great act Bartender:
they're not so hot man: what do you meen? Bartender:
that can't sing that cow is a ventroloquist!
0 Comments, 21 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Another good one 6/12/2007
what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to
your nuts this is going to be a hell of a blow job
0 Comments, 8 Views,
0 Votes
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funny one 6/12/2007
what do a gay man and a bungee jumper have in common? if the
rubber breaks they are both in deep shit
0 Comments, 8 Views,
0 Votes
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pick up line 6/12/2007
good pickup line for gay men in a bar can push that stool in
for you?
0 Comments, 22 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Buckwheat and Darla 6/12/2007
Buckwheat and Darla where in school and the teacher asks
Darla "How do you spell dumb? Darla says "D-u-m-b,
dumb" The teacher says "Very good now use it
in a sentence" She says buckwheat is dumb The teacher
says "Now spell stupid" Darla says "S-t-u-p-i-d,
stupid" The teacher says "Very good now ...
0 Comments, 34 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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elephant 6/12/2007
What did the elephant to the naked man??? How can you breath
through THAT...
0 Comments, 10 Views,
0 Votes
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Got Milk? 6/12/2007
Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn't help
but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was
so she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful
Well once a week i fill the bathtub with milk and just bathe
and soak in it so the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the
farmer i'd like a whole lot of milk" How ...
0 Comments, 29 Views,
0 Votes
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The chicken or the egg 6/12/2007
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The chicken is smoking
a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg
is frowning and looking a bit pissed off The egg mutters
to no-one in particular "Well i guess we answered
THAT question!
0 Comments, 12 Views,
0 Votes
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One liners 6/12/2007
Whats the difference between light and hard you can sleep
with the light on but you can't sleep with a hard on whats
the difference between a vitamin and a hormone you can't
hear a vitamin whats the difference between a and
a kitkat you can only get four fingers in a ...
1 Comments, 31 Views,
4 Votes
,0.92 Score
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Little girl in a barber shop 6/12/2007
A little girl walked into a barber shop with her dad was in
the chair getting his hair cut she was standing beside the
chair watching and eating a cookie the barber looked over
at her and said little girl you're going to get hair
on your cookie The little girl said i know and i'm gonna
get tits too
1 Comments, 57 Views,
5 Votes
,3.14 Score
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3 dogs at the vet!!! 6/12/2007
Three dogs sat in the vets for surgery 1.A Lasa Apso (ugly
little things) 2.A Great dane 3.A Labradour The lab turns
to the lasa and asks why are you looking so sad The lasa turns
and answers my owner has a McClaren F1 and i love going out
with him in his car and going fast we went out ...
0 Comments, 51 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Adult Games Part one 6/12/2007
Game Adults Play Part one
When three four couples get together at someone's
place to have some fun in the weekends, routine sex and swapping
becomes somewhat monotonous. You become used to the body
and a sexual preference of other person's wife or husband
and just having sex with someone other's wife or husband
looses its charm. So introducing some novelty is must.
Therefore you can ...
0 Comments, 58 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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That's not what i call them! 6/11/2007
A friend of mine said that television censors are called
bleeping toms!
0 Comments, 29 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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joke 6/11/2007
whats the last thing that goes through a flys mind when it
hits your windscreen? its asshole
0 Comments, 24 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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DNA 6/11/2007
what does DNA really stand for? National Dyslexic Association
0 Comments, 14 Views,
0 Votes
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Whisky 6/11/2007
woman walks into a bar and ask the bartender for 5 whiskies
the bartender asks why so many? woman replies i've
just given head for the first time (blowjob) bartender
reples congratulations have the sixth one on the house
woman replies no thanks if five won't kill the taste
i don't think the extra one will either (tip for male
readers- if you leave of the beer and eat fresh fruit in week
or so ...
0 Comments, 63 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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