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pick up line 6/12/2007
good pickup line for gay men in a bar can push that stool in
for you?
0 Comments, 22 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Buckwheat and Darla 6/12/2007
Buckwheat and Darla where in school and the teacher asks
Darla "How do you spell dumb? Darla says "D-u-m-b,
dumb" The teacher says "Very good now use it
in a sentence" She says buckwheat is dumb The teacher
says "Now spell stupid" Darla says "S-t-u-p-i-d,
stupid" The teacher says "Very good now ...
0 Comments, 34 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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elephant 6/12/2007
What did the elephant to the naked man??? How can you breath
through THAT...
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0 Votes
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Got Milk? 6/12/2007
Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn't help
but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was
so she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful
Well once a week i fill the bathtub with milk and just bathe
and soak in it so the blonde went to a farm and spoke to the
farmer i'd like a whole lot of milk" How ...
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0 Votes
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The chicken or the egg 6/12/2007
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The chicken is smoking
a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg
is frowning and looking a bit pissed off The egg mutters
to no-one in particular "Well i guess we answered
THAT question!
0 Comments, 12 Views,
0 Votes
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One liners 6/12/2007
Whats the difference between light and hard you can sleep
with the light on but you can't sleep with a hard on whats
the difference between a vitamin and a hormone you can't
hear a vitamin whats the difference between a and
a kitkat you can only get four fingers in a ...
1 Comments, 31 Views,
4 Votes
,0.92 Score
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Little girl in a barber shop 6/12/2007
A little girl walked into a barber shop with her dad was in
the chair getting his hair cut she was standing beside the
chair watching and eating a cookie the barber looked over
at her and said little girl you're going to get hair
on your cookie The little girl said i know and i'm gonna
get tits too
1 Comments, 57 Views,
5 Votes
,3.14 Score
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3 dogs at the vet!!! 6/12/2007
Three dogs sat in the vets for surgery 1.A Lasa Apso (ugly
little things) 2.A Great dane 3.A Labradour The lab turns
to the lasa and asks why are you looking so sad The lasa turns
and answers my owner has a McClaren F1 and i love going out
with him in his car and going fast we went out ...
0 Comments, 51 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Adult Games Part one 6/12/2007
Game Adults Play Part one
When three four couples get together at someone's
place to have some fun in the weekends, routine sex and swapping
becomes somewhat monotonous. You become used to the body
and a sexual preference of other person's wife or husband
and just having sex with someone other's wife or husband
looses its charm. So introducing some novelty is must.
Therefore you can ...
0 Comments, 58 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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That's not what i call them! 6/11/2007
A friend of mine said that television censors are called
bleeping toms!
0 Comments, 29 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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joke 6/11/2007
whats the last thing that goes through a flys mind when it
hits your windscreen? its asshole
0 Comments, 24 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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DNA 6/11/2007
what does DNA really stand for? National Dyslexic Association
0 Comments, 14 Views,
0 Votes
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Whisky 6/11/2007
woman walks into a bar and ask the bartender for 5 whiskies
the bartender asks why so many? woman replies i've
just given head for the first time (blowjob) bartender
reples congratulations have the sixth one on the house
woman replies no thanks if five won't kill the taste
i don't think the extra one will either (tip for male
readers- if you leave of the beer and eat fresh fruit in week
or so ...
0 Comments, 63 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Sperm Donor 6/11/2007
a man and a woman were waiting at the hospital center
man: "what are you doing here today? woman:"oh
i'm here to donate some blood they're going to
give me $5 for it" man: "Hmm thats interesting
i'm here to donate sperm myself but they pay me $25"
the woman looked thoughtful for a moment and the chatted
some more before going their separate ways ...
0 Comments, 43 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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IS HELL HOT? 6/11/2007
>The following is supposedly an actual question given
on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The
answer by one student was so "profound" that
the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying
it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the ...
0 Comments, 58 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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Magic apples 6/11/2007
a young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag What's
in the bag? the youngster asks magic apples the old man replied
prove it said the young man well besides apples what is your
favorite two fruits? asked the old man watermelon and peaches
he answered the man handed him an apple and ...
0 Comments, 53 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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Death bed 6/11/2007
a man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family a weeping
wife and four Three of the are tall good
looking and athletic but the fourth and the youngest is
an ugly runt Darling wife the husband whispers assure me
that the youngest really is mine i want to know the
truth before i die i will forgive you if The wife ...
0 Comments, 50 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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The answer to the question 6/11/2007
if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers how many
pickled peppers did he pick? The answer is peter piper couldn't
pick a peck of pickled peppers because pickled peppers
aren't pickled when there picked
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0 Votes
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Red Hat Tips? 6/11/2007
Three Misses from the red hat society go to see a male stripper
he comes over ans dances for them the first lady takes out
a 10 licks it and sticks it to his butt the second lady looks
around takes out a 20 and licks it then sticks it on his butt
the third woman thinks a minute..... takes out her credit
card swipes it through his crack she takes the $30 and goes
to the bar
0 Comments, 28 Views,
0 Votes
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Breakfast 6/11/2007
she was in the kitchen preparing boiled eggs for breakfast
Her husband walks in and asks, "whats for breakfast?"
she turns to him and anxiously says "Quick! you've
got to make love to me this very moment! thinking it's
his lucky day he bends her over the kitchen table and they
have sex when ...
0 Comments, 31 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Similar 6/11/2007
Q: how are parsley & pussy hair similar? A: they both
get pushed aside to eat
0 Comments, 23 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Who would get to new york first? 6/11/2007
if 2 homosexual guys were planning to go from San Francisco
to New york at the same time 2 Lesbians were going to New York
from San Francisco who would arrive first Answer: the guys
would be packing their shit while the Lesbians were going
lickedy split
0 Comments, 39 Views,
3 Votes
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Sophie & Ernie 6/10/2007
"sophie your tits are too small and hard and your pussy
is too tight Ernie you dumb shit get off my back"
0 Comments, 59 Views,
2 Votes
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the other elderly couple! 6/10/2007
an elderly couple went to the doctor and asked the doctor
to give her a prescription for viagra for her husband their
sex life has slowed down with their age she told the doctor
that her husband didn't like taking pills so the doctor
suggested that she put it in his coffee and he wouldn't
know the difference the doctor wrote the prescription
and told her to come back in a week and let him how it ...
0 Comments, 53 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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the Rooster& the cat 6/10/2007
A cockerel(male chicken)and a cat was walking in the forest
they came to a river and wanted to cross over but there was
no bridge thinking quickly the rooster flap its wings and
flew across to the other side once there it was very happy
with itself and crowed aloud the cat decide to jump across
the river but didn't make it and landed in the water
instead it climbed up from the other side ...
0 Comments, 41 Views,
2 Votes
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Bedroom Golf 6/9/2007
--------------------------------------------- Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
Normally one club and two (2) balls.
* Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the holes.
* Owner of the course must approve the equipment before
may begin.
* For most effective play, the club must have a firm shaft. ...
0 Comments, 39 Views,
3 Votes
,4.90 Score
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How Should I Know? 6/9/2007
A married couple was asleep when the telephone
rang at two in the morning. The wife, a blonde, picked up
the telephone, listened a moment and said, "How should
I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung
up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said,
"I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if
the coast is clear.'" ...
0 Comments, 63 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Math Lesson 6/9/2007
A professor of mathematics sent a fax
to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years
old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able
to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I
sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
Grand Hotel with my ...
0 Comments, 57 Views,
3 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Definition 6/9/2007
Tact the ability to tell someone to "Go to Hell"
and male them feel happy to be on their way....
0 Comments, 22 Views,
3 Votes
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advantage's over beer and pussy 6/8/2007
if you try a different brand of beer your old brand will gradly
have you back advanange-beer a beer is always wet a pussy
needs you to encourage it first advantage beer a beer taste
horrible served warm a pussy taste better served hot advantage-hot
pussy if you get a hair in your touth from eating pussy you
are not disgusted advantage hairy ...
0 Comments, 27 Views,
4 Votes
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