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Standard member 12/24/2019
magazine article
4 Comments, 24 Views,
12 Votes
,2.09 Score
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For the points 12/21/2019
Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol
1 Comments, 7 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Knock Knock ... Whos There? 12/18/2019
Points.. Points who.. I need points! 
1 Comments, 9 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 12/14/2019
Then it hit me
2 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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Points 12/13/2019
I could use a few.
1 Comments, 9 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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The points.... 12/10/2019
That's the true joke of this site. 2nd to the IM that
never works
4 Comments, 16 Views,
5 Votes
,4.45 Score
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Little Johnny Returns 12/7/2019
The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’
in a sentence. <br><br>
Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s
farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
<br><br>
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br>
Sally raised her hand. She said, ...
1 Comments, 46 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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A Blonde Joke 12/7/2019
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a
shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?' <br><br>
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br>
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...
2 Comments, 55 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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Paid member 12/5/2019
magazine article member
1 Comments, 13 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? 12/4/2019
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
2 Comments, 11 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score
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Knock knock 12/4/2019
Points
4 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Fav kind of blowjobs 12/4/2019
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto
your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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car animal 12/2/2019
what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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when an otter needs personal space 12/2/2019
get otter here.
1 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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fish oppinion 12/2/2019
let minnow what you think
1 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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HAHA 11/23/2019
Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing
themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly
"dark" place when confronted with having to
deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation.
I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light"
on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...
5 Comments, 56 Views,
21 Votes
,1.64 Score
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this is a joke 11/22/2019
a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands
him his ciggy and walks away.
1 Comments, 27 Views,
12 Votes
,0.15 Score
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pickup lines 11/22/2019
girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I
together <br><br>
hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let
me slyther in? <br><br>
sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?
1 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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Old but still good 11/22/2019
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she
earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria,
they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied,
"See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
2 Comments, 23 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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Sexual Relief 11/20/2019
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br>
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the
camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well
sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...
1 Comments, 62 Views,
13 Votes
,2.47 Score
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A Joke 11/20/2019
My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are
you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate.
Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.”
I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters
lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up
here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away
with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...
1 Comments, 53 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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Points 11/20/2019
Just here for points.....
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Knock knock 11/18/2019
Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange
you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l
1 Comments, 11 Views,
7 Votes
,1.77 Score
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points 11/12/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points
2 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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old testament 11/10/2019
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
2 Comments, 14 Views,
9 Votes
,2.14 Score
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I have a joke 11/9/2019
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
1 Comments, 16 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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Penis 11/9/2019
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br>
The man.
1 Comments, 24 Views,
17 Votes
,1.43 Score
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Joke 11/3/2019
Hello Senior Sizzle, ever had that one person you just wanted walk
up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...
1 Comments, 18 Views,
5 Votes
,0.86 Score
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Lesbian 11/3/2019
What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Comments, 7 Views,
6 Votes
,1.09 Score
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Hair 11/3/2019
A realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br>
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown
is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”
…. the smiled. <br><br>
At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...
1 Comments, 34 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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