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young lad from boston 8/16/2008
There was a young man from south Boston Who's car was a small compact Austin. There was just room inside For his hair and his hide, But his balls still hung out, so he lost 'em
1 Comments, 9 Views,
0 Votes
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quarter of three 8/16/2008
Comming home at a quarter of three I caught my wife cheating on me I raged, "Who's this fink?" She cried with a wink "I don't know, It's a new one on me."
1 Comments, 38 Views,
2 Votes
,1.04 Score
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Toes 8/13/2008
I took a toe into my mouth, and gently sucked on it.
I took my tongue and touch your toe, and then I worship it.
I moved my lips from toe to toe, and enjoyed a taste so sweet.
And then I kiss your other toes, as I made love to your feet.
0 Comments, 9 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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A kiss 8/13/2008
We started to kiss the other day as we laid upon the floor
The room was lit with a candle blaze as we kiss and kiss some more
The music did play so sweet so slow as we kiss throughout the room
And still we did kiss throughout the night till morning through afternoon
0 Comments, 12 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Until............. 8/13/2008
Until the world stops spinning
around... Until the sky come crashing down... Until the stars fall to the ground... I'll be Loving You.
Until the rainbows are black and white... Until the moon doesnt light up the night... Until the sun refuses to rise... I'll be Loving You.
Until one and one is four... Until tomorrow is the day before... Until eternity is ...
2 Comments, 68 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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attempt at lyric poetry 8/12/2008
she jumps at shadows, starts at the light, she's afraid of herself, and ghosts in the night...
she walks on her own, giggling at it all, not very brave, but projecting herself straight and tall.
one has to move on, one has to defy fear, one has to be willing
to fight for what's dear. she'll heal in time, and thrive again, and be proud of herself in the end.
(rebuilding confidence after a ...
0 Comments, 7 Views,
0 Votes
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lol...soooo youve ne the Senior Sizzle purity test????try this... 8/11/2008
Have you done it on a boat? Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed? Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass? Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car? Have you simply gone too far?
...
1 Comments, 9 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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sin of lynn 8/11/2008
A lovely young virgin named Lynn Once said about fucking, "It's sin." But a fellow named Tang, With a twenty-inch wang, Made her cry to the heavens, "It's in!"
1 Comments, 8 Views,
1 Votes
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A What???? 8/11/2008
There once was a man who never thought before he spoke And he found one gal on whom he thought he'd play a joke
He gave the girl his number which turned out to be fake (And so was his name; he told her it was Jake)
This Jake he was handsome and fine And bragged he had a dick that could blow a girls mind So the girl all happy with glee thought, "I'll
called Jake over to pleasure me" ...
0 Comments, 15 Views,
2 Votes
,4.50 Score
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anna banana 8/8/2008
There was a young gal from Montana Who had an affair with a banana. She hugged it and squeezed it, Loved it and teased it, and said "It tastes better than a mana."
1 Comments, 12 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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cleopatra....queen of de nial 8/8/2008
Cleopatra while helping to pump Ground out such a furious bump, That Antony's dick Snapped off like a stick And left him to pump with a stump.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
0 Votes
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lancelot 8/8/2008
There was a young fellow named Lancelot Whom his neighbors all looked on askance a lot. Whenever he'd pass A presentable lass, The front of his pants would advance a lot.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
0 Votes
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still breaking me and your not even here 8/6/2008
Why does it take so long, it should have been gone by now.
you’ve broken me, I have been scattered everywhere, nowhere
seems right, there’s no more puzzle to fit into. I lie through
my eyes, smile through my tears, hoping it would all go away,
I get passed that loneliness and bam its you again, you wont
leave me, your face haunts me when I sleep, Im better off
without you, you say. ...
0 Comments, 21 Views,
3 Votes
,2.45 Score
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he drinks 8/6/2008
everyday of my life i have to deal with the pain and suffering.
the screams of agony that come from within. i see him walk
and stumble, fall and get mad. yet everyday he cracks open
a beer and goes about his daily work. looking after him doing
all i can to help him, does nothing. someone who wants help
does enough to push it away. asking for help then drinks
it away. what does he want what does ...
0 Comments, 12 Views,
1 Votes
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about a flower - written to me 8/6/2008
About a Flower every person has a special flower in there lives that means
something to them , that one special flower that i once had
, it was the most gorgeous erotic flower u would have had
ever seen , i couldn’t wait to get up and look at it each and
every day , the smile the light the shine that gave off to
me , her beautiful loving color the warmth her sense of smell
was so strong it ...
0 Comments, 11 Views,
1 Votes
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HONOR 8/2/2008
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And all night long, He was on her and off her!!
0 Comments, 14 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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outhouse limerics??? 7/30/2008
Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls...
1 Comments, 10 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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happy thanksgiving 7/30/2008
He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... he looked inside All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
1 Comments, 15 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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cajun chef 7/30/2008
A Cajun gourmet named LaSalle, Is the chef at dat place on Canal. He put lotta spice On your red beans an' rice, And make lightnin' shoot outta your bowel
1 Comments, 12 Views,
0 Votes
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all in the family 7/30/2008
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my -in-law And changed my very life. My was my mother, For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy, I soon ...
1 Comments, 206 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Holding On To A Promise 7/30/2008
Deep down where my heart is safe, lies a part of you Keeping me safe and still Protected and afraid of nothing
Lingering, silently, gracefully Your warmth covers and holds me
There is an unspoken promise of tomorrow That shines deep and long Giving me hope and inspiration To hold on just one more day
Living in my dreams and deep within is an ideal and beautiful love ...
0 Comments, 29 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Tattoo 7/27/2008
There is a place on her body Where a tattoo is. An Angel in a cloak The color of her skin playing a guitar. She say’s the angel is playing A 59’ stratacaster, But it just looks like any other guitar but I go with it. At night I can see it And under the covers I can taste it. It taste of salt and ginger. During the day You can see it hovering on The small of her back. Right above the ...
0 Comments, 11 Views,
0 Votes
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whiskey river 7/19/2008
If the river was made of whiskey, And I a diving duck, I'd swim down to the bottom, And drink myself back up.
2 Comments, 37 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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beer prayer 7/19/2008
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
0 Votes
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Light As 7/17/2008
Light as thistledown wishes thrown to the wind, your hands drift across my skin until my breath's an arabesque and all that tethers me to this world are your fingers wrapped around my wrist.
0 Comments, 15 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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The Ride 7/15/2008
Legs were part, Lips were kissed; As you laid back and sighed.
And then you went and begged me To go probing deep inside
My tongue did probe It never stopped As I licked your inner thigh For I laid there for hours While I took you for a ride
0 Comments, 19 Views,
0 Votes
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Shadows 7/11/2008
Window panes come crashing down Amidst the tears and pain Vanishing hopes are gone and flew away Up above through twilight Shadows cast across the floor Reflections of the past Trembling thoughts of one Dwelling deep within the soul A mystical sense of reality Captured by the craze All in bewilderment Of the shock in the wave Creatures of the dimness Chattering amongst the green Everything slows ...
1 Comments, 22 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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"TWO IS WETTER" 7/10/2008
ONE GIRL IS NICE YET TWO IS WETTER MOST EVERY MAN AGREES TWO GIRLS IS BETTER
ONE SPREAD WIDE THE OTHER LICKING HER CLIT IT'S MAKING YOU HARD YOU HAVE TO ADMIT
HER TONGUE IN HER ASS SWIRLING AROUND THE OTHER'S ASS IN THE AIR YOU'RE READY TO MOUND
THEY BOTH SQUIRT THEIR JUICE WITH PLEASURE AND JOY YOU CUM FOR THEM BOTH YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY
1 Comments, 54 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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"SOAKED WITH A SMILE" 7/10/2008
HER PUMPS ARE RED YOUR BALLS ARE BLUE HER PERKY NIPPLES TANTALIZE YOU
YOUR COCK SO HARD HER LIPS SO WET EAGER TO REMOVE HER HOSE OF FISHNET
SHE WRAPS AROUND YOUR THROBBING HEAD THOSE GLOSSY LIPS SO SOFT AND RED
YOU MAKE IT WORTH ALL HER WHILE SCREAMING ORGASMS BOTH SOAKED WITH A SMILE
0 Comments, 23 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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the creation of a vagina [funny] 7/4/2008
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, By using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
16 Votes
,1.66 Score
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