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Bling 6/16/2008
Seen as others aren't entitled to leave a reply in the
original post seen as the prick who wrote it keeps deleting
everyones opinions on the matter i thought i would post
it again so that others can have their right to reply as they
want!!!
To quote EcstasyStick:-
"Hey Penthouse you should get rid of this bling feature.
This is not a damn web design or artwork site. The large ...
7 Comments, 83 Views,
16 Votes
,4.45 Score
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Letter to EcstasyStick, 6/16/2008
There is an option on here where, IF you post a subject and
then don't like what a person says, you may delete their
post..
A person who talks of BLINGS and PENTHOUSE old profiles..then
cannot take what people write and deletes - you must be an
old worn out left winger..doing a last hoorah!!..
First, BLINGS are none of your affair..you don't have
to look.. or use them.. as far ...
12 Comments, 171 Views,
18 Votes
,5.17 Score
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Barack.....My fellow Americans; 6/13/2008
My fellow Americans;
As your future President I want to thank my supporters,
for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack
of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations
with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi,
or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself
as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.
I also ...
32 Comments, 288 Views,
41 Votes
,5.51 Score
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Official U.S. Government Announcement ! 6/9/2008
The U.S. Government said today it was changing it's
emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately
reflects the Government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives
you a sense of security when you are actually getting screwed.
It just doesn't get more accurate than ...
12 Comments, 110 Views,
34 Votes
,5.31 Score
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Why so judgemental 6/7/2008
I've posted a few stories on here in the erotic stories
section. When I wrote about my wife and another man together
without me joining in, just watching. I got bashed ruthlessly
about being unmasculine and whimpy. Why is it on a site like
this that some seem you become less of a man because you don't
join in if your wife is with someone else. Would really appreciate
others view on this. Thanks
5 Comments, 149 Views,
15 Votes
,2.21 Score
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Is It Possible - Obama? 6/5/2008
I would like to ask the people here.. IF Senator Obama becomes
President, will you be able to get behind him and do everything
you can to help him success?
Quite frankly, I did not dream in a million years he would
get this far.. However, I love my country and want to do everything
possible to make our president a success..
Tip my hat to Obama.. You go!!!! but I still think his ...
42 Comments, 429 Views,
20 Votes
,3.12 Score
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Fit 6/3/2008
We met a couple whom proclaimed to be fit and work out daily.
we have nothing against any shape but we do have something
against dishonesty. We met the couple, and lets just say
that they were nothing near fit. The thing that gets us upset
is the lack of honesty. If a person can lie about a small things
such as being fit or not. Then how much more so the big things,
such as being disease free
8 Comments, 185 Views,
22 Votes
,2.05 Score
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love is.... 6/2/2008
ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said good-bye. But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My stood beside me very still. When I turned, I nearly ...
2 Comments, 32 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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WOMEN OF THE WORLD 6/2/2008
1. A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary
position.
2. IRISH WOMAN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ...
4 Comments, 89 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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shit happens 6/2/2008
In the Beginning was The Plan And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without form And the Plan was completely without substance And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers And the Workers spoke amongst themselves, saying "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh." And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor ...
2 Comments, 10 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Milka Duno, Hot, hot hot!? 5/31/2008
Any of you watch the Indy 500? Is driver Milka Duno (a 36 year
old ex-model) hot or not?
What about the other two gals in the Indy 500? Fisher and
Patrick?
You can type her name in and see pictures of her.
16 Comments, 165 Views,
35 Votes
,4.56 Score
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slightly funny..... 5/30/2008
THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for
two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return.
Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my or not for
years. They are evil and expensive. It's only fair, since they are minors and not my responsbility,
that the government (who evidently is taxing me more to care ...
1 Comments, 16 Views,
0 Votes
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Profiles which are lacking info./ The best men are looking but what do they see? 5/29/2008
There is a trend that I've noticed in most women's
profiles. They tell one or two sentences about themselves,
but they all say basically the same thing. It seems to me
that any man on this site could believe he has what it takes
since they leave the most vague descriptions, leaving
so much to the imagination that any man could picture that
what this woman wrote describes him. This is why she ...
3 Comments, 41 Views,
2 Votes
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Where did you go? 5/28/2008
This is just a rant. Thought I would get that out right up
front for those of you who want to stop reading can do so now.
This is for men and any women who do it I guess. Why is it that
you can chat with someone online for two or three hours and
then all of a sudden during a conversation the person disappears.
This has happened twice and I don't understand. Do
you feel the conversation is ...
20 Comments, 275 Views,
17 Votes
,1.85 Score
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Jump up on it 5/24/2008
Come on now, just do it ... grab it, want it
4 Comments, 45 Views,
7 Votes
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Clarity On Marital Status' 5/23/2008
I firmly believe in the right to privacy/discretion, but
some things need to be shared with potential partners,
regardless of whether it is for a one night stand or longterm
hook up...YOUR MARITAL STATUS!!! The person or persons
you are trying to hook up with deserve to know if there might
be possible relationship drama (i.e. jealous/psycho
mate that may not be aware of your extracirricular ...
5 Comments, 73 Views,
10 Votes
,4.78 Score
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be more open 5/21/2008
I can see that many are not open enough to try things with
people outside their norm. I have to admit that when I was
in my early and twenties...I wouldn't give a person
in their thirties a second look. I thought it was unatrractive
for someone so young as my self to have relations with older
people. I changed my tune when I was twenty-seven and had
a experience of a life time with a forty ...
1 Comments, 33 Views,
3 Votes
,0.98 Score
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Another Senior Sizzle Glitch 5/20/2008
Lately, when looking at the "who's online"
section, when I move the cursor to the little "info"
icon, where it shows details about the member who is pictured,
without exception, where it says "distance",
it says 5914 miles away, even if it's someone I know
to be local.
This is a royal pain in the butt, since I then have to click
on that person's profile to see how far away they ...
2 Comments, 61 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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sigh...only in california 5/17/2008
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on
exams given by the California Department of Transportation's
driving school (read at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
stop at ...
1 Comments, 41 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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only god knows why 5/17/2008
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews
had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community,
so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the
leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy,
if the Pope won, they would have to leave.
The Jewish people met and picked an aged, but wise Rabbi ...
1 Comments, 21 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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inspired by a horses ass 5/17/2008
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly
odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built
them in England, and the US railroads were built by English expatriates.
Why did the English people build them like that? Because the
first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad
...
6 Comments, 62 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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Do you like those annoying internet copy and paste posts and/or articles? 5/13/2008
Too many bloggers just post endlessly internet copy and
pastes of the most annoying topics. Their whole intention
is just to fill their localities blogs listings. I found
this very abusive. If their goal is to attract comments,
they are not succeeding.
Do you like these type of bloggers and/or articles
writers?
...
5 Comments, 143 Views,
20 Votes
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why not? 5/12/2008
As requested by a few, and you know who you are...
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing
ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch
breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.
I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning
operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread
water for three days in a ...
4 Comments, 99 Views,
11 Votes
,3.73 Score
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sunday morning 5/12/2008
....another sunday morning....the quiet time.....time
to sit still...time to think.to reflect on the week past, to
review.the weekends partying is done.work tomorrow and
a new week starts, and melts into the month, which becomes
the year. .yes a new year....in a new century, but halfway
through the decade already.it rushes past so fast, yet
this morning seems so slow so relaxed, a hint of ...
1 Comments, 13 Views,
1 Votes
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Why does every holiday have a disease? 5/11/2008
This was Mother's Day, and as has been the case for the
last decade or so, a certain element feels a need to interrupt
our holiday with the reality of certain DEATH we all face.
For Mother's Day, it's breast cancer. For Father's
Day, it's prostate cancer. For Thanksgiving, it's
obesity. For Christmas, it's homelessness. It seems
every holiday we celebrate these days there are those out
there ...
4 Comments, 77 Views,
7 Votes
,3.55 Score
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technologically challanged 5/9/2008
Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged),
there's still hope:
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press
Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where
the "Any" key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that
her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover ...
3 Comments, 40 Views,
9 Votes
,3.43 Score
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MY Previous Relationship 5/9/2008
Well it all started 3 months after I graduated from high
school when I met my previous girlfriend. I was talking
on the CB radio ( Citizen Band radio ) at the time, I met her
step dad but never knew, its funny how fate takes control
of you when you don't know it.
Well I was looking for anything to have fun, I was 19 yrs.
old at the time. and I saw her Picture on his ...
0 Comments, 43 Views,
3 Votes
,0.49 Score
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Why Do You Continue to Dump Money In Gas Tank 5/5/2008
This is a simple question..
Why do you continue to pull up to the gas tank and dump gas
in your car /truck and not take control of the gas companies?
I don't mean gas to go to work/gas to go on a trip, wasted
errands.. Do you not know that you as Americans CAN control
things? Even food prices..
What is the answer - in a simple form without great explanation
>>> Here ...
22 Comments, 352 Views,
19 Votes
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OH!! Mr Wright's - not so right after all? 5/1/2008
In a group I belonged to a gentleman asked the question on,
whether we would vote for a president that was an atheist..I
thought it was a great question and gave MY opinion below..
"Far better I vote for an atheist that shares the same
values and ideas of whats important to the American people
.. than a person who is running for president, to represents
ALL people of America and goes to ...
12 Comments, 176 Views,
9 Votes
,4.49 Score
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Sex Toys 101 Gets The Boot 4/30/2008
The University of Wisconsin Law School canceled an event
with controversial sexual content and some students are
calling the action a possible First Amendment violation.
The Wisconsin Law Students for Reproductive Justice had
planned an event called “Sex Toys 101” to promote safe alternatives
to sex, educate about sexual health and pleasure, and discuss
law concerning sex ...
1 Comments, 25 Views,
4 Votes
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