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it's good to exercise with someone 6/20/2007 Two fitness enthusiasts were discussing their respective activities. "Different things happen, "said one of the men. "For example, while i was jogging through the park early yesterday morning i sudden 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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He got what he wished for! 6/20/2007 A man found a strange bottle in a store. he purchased it and took it home. he began to clean the bottle when, in a puff of smoke, a genie appeared. "i grant you three wishes. "The genie said, gigling 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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i've heard that saying 6/20/2007 "i believe in love at first sight, "confided the youthful girl to her room mate, "the first time i saw a hard one i just knew i'd love it!" 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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That's not what i call them! 6/20/2007 A friend of mine said that television censors are called bleeping toms! 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hmmmmm 6/20/2007 "Oww....My blind last night turned out to be your former boyfriend. "groaned the young woman to her room mate, "and i now understand why you called him the wild texas longhorn! 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Oh yeah..... 6/20/2007 A shapely teenage blonde walked in to a local card shop "Do you have, like, any really special valentines? She asked the store keeper "We have a private line...here, "Smiled the salesman as he sl 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Oh those funny country folk........again 6/20/2007 A young sociologist was doing a in-depth study of conditions and attitudes in appalachia. he asked a local, "Sir, what are your professional views on the increasing employment of aphrodisiacs?" 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bush and Cheney in a diner 6/20/2007 One day President Bush along with Vice President Cheney go to a diner in Washington for their lunch The waitress asks the VP "What will you have, Sir? 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Checking in... 6/20/2007 Aman in a hotel lobby. he wants to ask the clerk a question as he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. they are 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You should never drink too much! 6/20/2007 Screama and howls from the men's room caused the bartender and several patrons to charge in. "Evertime i flush this thing, "the drunk mumbled, "it bites me! "Of course it does, "The bartender said, la 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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i often wondered about that position 6/20/2007 A very unhappy husband complained to his buddy, "My loves the misionary position-in her bed and me in Africa!" 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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eye exam 6/20/2007 A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. they start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes in the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating. "T 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wanna play house 6/19/2007 "Sweetheart you really must talk with jayne if only because she'll pay attention to you "said the wife and mother of jayne, "i caught her playing house with little johnny next door" "So? replied the h 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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if it make it grow 6/19/2007 Two young housewives, both advid gardeners, were discussing botantical theories. "Do you really believe, "asked one of the housewives, "That talking affectionately to a plant can make it grow bigger? 0 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Ouch, that really hurts! 6/19/2007 A wife phoned her husband who was busy playing porker at a buddys house and reminded her husband how late it was and demanded he come home at once. "But Martha, " explained the man, "i can't quit 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Fart Football 6/19/2007 A little old couple prepares to go to bed They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven points" His wife rolls over and says "What was that"? The old man replied, "its fart f 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WOMEN'S REVENGE 6/19/2007 "Cash, check or charge? "i asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase As she fumbled for her wallet i not 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Marriage Seminar 6/19/2007 While attending a marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listenend to the instructor "it is essential that husbands and wives know each other's like's and 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The not so bright farmer 6/18/2007 the farmer purchase a group of 20 pigs, he wants to try his hand at pig farming two weeks later fes looking at his pigs in a field. Woundering why they have not mated he calls the vet the vet says fi 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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more jokes from the net 6/18/2007 Subject: Rooster A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens the farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get do 0 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Similarity 6/18/2007 What is the major similarity between a womans breasts and a model train set? give up? there're both intended for 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Angle Song 6/18/2007 Sex and passion, love and desire i think of you, my world is afire To hold you now, Oh, that i might To satisfy would be my delight i lay you down, y 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Answering the call 6/18/2007 a call from the shadow ever so faint causing all who answer to carry its taint i respond to this call time and again hoping and praying for this entity ti befriend will it come to me and hold me in em 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sign Language 6/18/2007 A construction worker on the 5th floor building needs a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Gay Bar 6/18/2007 Two cocks walking down the street, they pass a gay bar, one cock says to the other cock, i'm going inside to get shit faced 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HERE'S ONE FOR YA 6/18/2007 WHAT DO YOU CALL A DYKE DRIVING A TRUCK FULL OD dilldos a DICK VAN DYKE... 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Slot machine 6/18/2007 A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside a local srore. after putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. she set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The truth can hurt 6/18/2007 One saturday afternoon a man's wife came home from a lingerie shop with a pair of frilly, lace imported panties that cost $75.00 she explained it by saying "after all dear, you wouldn't expect to fin 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Names 6/17/2007 A small indian boy was talking to his father one day Father, why is sister's name running deer? Well, "the father replied "When your sister was first born, i wa 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What do you get... 6/17/2007 What do go get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 30 foot cock that want's to reach out and touch someone 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes |
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