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Shootout at the Metropole Saloon 4/9/2016 I just watched ' The Shootist ' again for the umpteenth time yesterday afternoon. After watching the flick I wrote this little summary about the picture myself, after doing some internet resear 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
There's got to be a Morning After 7/18/2015 In the shitty little small southern town of Purgatory, Tennessee I live in I was found hanged from a pine tree limb on the corner of the ' 1st Battle of Manassas Avenue' and ' The Omen Street ' 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
忙 5/25/2014 Friendfinder Network, Inc. ("Various, " “we, ” “us” or “our”), a subsidiary of FriendFinder Networks Inc., and govern your use of Friendfinder Network, Inc. ’s HornyWife (“Website”) 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Uzi 7/14/2012 Copy and paste from Wikipedia; The Uzi officially is a family of Israeli open bolt, blow back-operated sub machine guns. Smaller variants are considered to b 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
Movie math test ! 2/9/2012 This math test is 100% accurate in predicting your all time favorite movie: 1. Pick a number from 1-9. 2. Multiply by 3. 3. Add 3. 4. Multiply by 3 again. 0 Comments, 561 Views, 0 Votes | |
Big man in a small town! 2/2/2012 Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impres 0 Comments, 134 Views, 0 Votes | |
When insults had class ! 1/24/2012 These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some uns 0 Comments, 165 Views, 0 Votes | |
Aphorism's 1/24/2012 Aphorism: A Short, Pointed Sentence That Expresses A Wise Or Clever Observation Or A General Truth. 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Mon 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
Class reunions ! 1/24/2012 Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? ![]() 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
How to treat a woman & man ! 1/24/2012 HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. 0 Comments, 102 Views, 0 Votes | |
You know ! 1/4/2012 You know it takes so little time for a who is afraid of the dark to become a who wants to stay out all night. ... 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
A good time...... 1/4/2012 A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.... 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
Seat belts ! 1/4/2012 Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.... 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
Sense of humor ! 1/4/2012 If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.... 0 Comments, 153 Views, 0 Votes | |
Money & dogs ! 1/4/2012 Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.... 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
The future ! 1/4/2012 The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.... 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
The Barber Shop ! 1/4/2012 A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, about 2 hours.' The guy left. A fe 0 Comments, 185 Views, 0 Votes | |
Ed the Chicken ! 1/4/2012 Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.' 0 Comments, 372 Views, 0 Votes | |
A loving heart ! 10/9/2011 A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. ![]() 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
So long joke section ! 12/21/2010 I'll miss the jokes etc, but I'll get over it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 0 Comments, 109 Views, 0 Votes | |
A kiss ! 12/19/2010 A kiss makes the heart young again, and wipes out the years. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ouuu.... ![]() 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dating improves happiness! 12/18/2010 Dating improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief. ![]() 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
Two biologists & a grizzly bear ! 12/18/2010 Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
Be my friend ! 12/18/2010 Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend. ![]() 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
The medicine of life ! 12/18/2010 A faithful friend is the medicine of life. ![]() 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
The glory ! 12/18/2010 The glory of it is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship, it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in h 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
A million ! 12/18/2010 Building a relationship isn't a big thing, it's a million little things. ![]() 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
True friendnship after ! ? 12/18/2010 True friendship after breaking up is possible sometimes, and it is like keeping sound health; The value of it is seldom known until it be lost forever. ![]() 0 Comments, 57 Views, 0 Votes | |
Almost well ! 12/18/2010 A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. She tells them, "This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well." 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
Night of the black strap on ! 12/18/2010 I picked up this 6 ft tall knockout of a brunette back in the late 70's in a disco one mild winter night. She lived in a two story apartment townhouse with her bedroom upstairs. Just as sweet as sh 0 Comments, 280 Views, 0 Votes |
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