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Nursing Home Stud 4/9/2008 An elderly lady arrives at her new nursing home, is given the tour, shown her room and left to fend for herself. She decides to go find some other people to talk to. She wanders down the hall 0 Comments, 118 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How Star Trek Got Me Laid (Part 2) 4/6/2008 As stated in part 1, i'm a die hard Star Trek fan. I go to conventions, collect autographs and toys and memorabilia. My collection is enormous. Ask me about it, i love showing it off. It's been a runn 0 Comments, 429 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Other Horses In Your Stable 9/19/2007 I’m a single guy. Not married. Not separated, not in an open relationship. Single. I date single women. I will only date a married woman who tells me her husband is cheating on her. If 0 Comments, 86 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hey Cheater! I'm Fucking YOUR Wife Next! 9/19/2007 This has got to be my biggest Senior Sizzle pet peeve, men coming onto Senior Sizzle to cheat on their wives. I’m not talking about open relationships or swinging couples, if everyone know 0 Comments, 329 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How to get two women in your bed... 9/7/2007 So you want two women in your bed, ehh ? Not quite sure how to make that happen ? Scott is here to help ! You got two choices here.. Hire two hookers, or work your butt off. 0 Comments, 444 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hilary Clinton's Grammar School Visit 3/11/2007 Hillary Clinton was spending the morning at a primary school to talk to the about her job as a US Senator. After her talk, she offered question time. One little boy raises his hand and Hillary 0 Comments, 102 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Falling in Love 1/27/2007 I can honestly say i've never fallen in love, however i've stepped in it a few times. 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree 1/23/2007 A few months ago, before I became single again, my and I had a very interesting conversation. Here it is for your amusement. First a little background information. My "V" is 8, very cu 0 Comments, 237 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Speed Trap! 1/21/2007 A man in his mid 40s just concluded a nasty divorce with he now ex-wife. As a way to get over his stress, he went out and bought himself a Hot Rod Sports Car. He has his hot r 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Drinking and Driving ! 1/20/2007 It was 5 minutes before closing time when the drunk stumbled out of the bar. The cop parked in the alleyway watched as he fell down several times while making his way to his car. The drunk hangs on 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What a bargain! 1/19/2007 A woman driving cross country , stops just outside of a reservation to pick up an old indian woman. The woman gets in the car and the ride in silence for a while. The indian 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Are you my daddy ? 1/16/2007 A woman, pregnant with , and her husband arrive at the hospital. The woman is going into labor. The rush her to the delivery room and soon afterward the is born. The nurse ha 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Bottled Water, The Great American Scam! 1/16/2007 You see them everywhere. People walking around with bottled water. Their smug self contented looks that they are doing something healthy. It drives me nuts! Don't these people have a clue ? 0 Comments, 99 Views, 0 Votes |
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