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Miracle by genie from the bottle 4/18/2017 A couple that are both 60 years old were celebrating their 40th anniversary on the beautiful beaches of San Diego when they spotted a bottle washed up on the shore. They opened it, and a genie came ou 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cream and sugar for a coffee 1/16/2016 Young waitress asks elderly man: Do you want a cream and sugar for your coffee? Man responds by saying: Just a cream because I am sweet already. She asks then: Could you prove it? 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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SEX and BUSINESS 7/18/2013 Two bankers talk about their wives. FIRST: My wife is beautiful, good cook. excellent mother and marvelous in bed! SECOND: How could you brag about her. Don't you know that she has f 0 Comments, 149 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Good Exolanation 4/24/2010 The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You disrespectful swine!' she cried. 'How can you 0 Comments, 257 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex and Political Correctness 11/3/2009 HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT? 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a ' BREASTED Canadian.' 2. She is not ' 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Men are happier than women! 10/18/2009 NICKNAMES • If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each o 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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iTit from Apple available soon 9/8/2009 Rumor has it that Apple Computer is ready to announce that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity stereo music in women's breast implants. The iTits will cost 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naughty boy confession 9/5/2009 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you wer 0 Comments, 162 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Nursing pilot during the flight 9/3/2009 During a commercial airline flight a Commercial Pilot passenger was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nu 0 Comments, 158 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Willie Nelson's joke at 75 8/25/2009 Wisdom of an old man: "I have outlived my pecker". To all the others, we say: use before you lose it!... 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Marriage in Heaven 8/15/2009 On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into heave 0 Comments, 101 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER 8/12/2009 Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up w 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never answered question to Dear Abby 8/11/2009 Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do? 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never answered question to Dear Abby 8/11/2009 Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause. 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never answered question to Dear Abby 8/11/2009 Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never answered question to Dear Abby 8/11/2009 Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Never answered question to Dear Abby 8/11/2009 Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR? 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dear Abby never answered questions 8/11/2009 DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What tastes better spoiled girl or a fresh peach? 7/19/2009 Spoiled girl tastes better than a fresh fruit 0 Comments, 103 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What tastes better spoliled girl or a fresh peach? 7/19/2009 Spoiled girl tastes better than a fresh fruit 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Do not try to pass that car! 7/19/2009 Its Alaska license plate is: PMS 24/7... 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Beer versus cosmetics 7/19/2009 During the economic downturn many people decided to limit their spending. Wife suggested: "Cut down on your beer consumption" Few days later he found out that she spent $65 on cosme 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HEALTH BENEFITS OF SEX 7/12/2009 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. And don't forget that blush on your 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Instruction manual which came with a DICK 7/4/2009 Don't bother reading the instructions; unit will not respond according to applied directions. May disappear if irritated and reappear in a different time zone or dimension. Responds poorly to abuse an 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Farmer: "I am fine" 7/1/2009 A farmer named Seamus had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's hot-shot attorney was questioning Seamus. 'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm 0 Comments, 212 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Resistance is Futile! 6/23/2009 Go ahead, revel in your chocolate dreams: Trying to suppress thoughts of the tempting treat will actually cause you to eat more of it, says a new study. James Erskine, PhD, of England's University of 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How was I born? 6/17/2009 A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, , I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naked man on the beach and a woman passerby 6/5/2009 A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private part. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a g 0 Comments, 140 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Twins from two men possible 6/3/2009 Happy Mia Washington after having sex with two men, had twins in 2008, who were only half brothers. Sperms of each men, were hanging out, waiting in her reproductive tract, until the egg was released. 0 Comments, 1135 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sperm from two males in the same female 6/3/2009 Happy Mia Washington after having sex with two men, had twins in 2008, who were only half brothers. Sperms of each men, were hanging out, waiting in her reproductive tract, until the egg was released. 0 Comments, 157 Views, 0 Votes |
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