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The Sharing Feelings 12/17/2005 When I was in my 20's and in our excitement, I would cum in a womans mouth, I usually didn't even kiss her goodnight. Then when I was 30, I was having a 69 with a really sexy woman, got ov 0 Comments, 596 Views, 0 Votes | |
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30 year old virgin 9/17/2005 My wife was a 30 year old virgin when I met her. On our second date, I put my hand between her legs at the movies and felt her through her slacks. On our 3rd date, I slept with her, but only fing 0 Comments, 3496 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Survey finds more women experiment with bisexuality 9/15/2005 Survey finds more women experiment with bisexuality WASHINGTON (AP) – More women – particularly those in their late teens and 20s – are experimenting with bisexuality or at lea 0 Comments, 310 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Intersting Fact 8/23/2005 Learn something every day. <br> Did you know that in the human body, there is a nerve that connects theeyeball to the anus? <br> It's called the anal optic nerve. <br> 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Hospital and the Patient 8/23/2005 A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. 0 Comments, 84 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Penis Poem 6/29/2005 My nookie days are over, <br> My pilot light is out, <br> What used to be my sex appeal, <br> Is now my water spout. <br> <br> Time was when, on its own 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Jewelry Store 6/21/2005 An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. & 0 Comments, 252 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The wedding day 3/18/2005 The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce. <br> Her mother, finally found the PERFECT 0 Comments, 262 Views, 0 Votes | |
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NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN 3/18/2005 DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. <br> ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Missing Tampons 3/17/2005 OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc. SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who would be using Female products.....correct? A STRANGE 0 Comments, 275 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Farting in bed 3/12/2005 This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wak 0 Comments, 360 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Waiter 3/11/2005 Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought 0 Comments, 272 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Life's Little Questions 3/11/2005 01. What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the Ass & say, "You're next!" 02. What's the difference between a bitch & a ? A 0 Comments, 276 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Rich Man and a Poor Man 3/3/2005 A rich man and a poor man were having a drink at a bar and they were engaging in conversation and the poor man asked the rich man . <br> Poor Man: What did you get your wife for christma 0 Comments, 315 Views, 0 Votes | |
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YOU DA MAN TEST 3/3/2005 YOU DA MAN TEST <br> 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking B. Screwing C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. <br> 2. You s 0 Comments, 369 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Other Way 2/6/2005 A young girl announced to her mother that she was in love and was going to marry a Greek sailor. <br> The mother was not happy with the idea of her marrying a sailor, especially a G 0 Comments, 156 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wedding Breakfast 2/6/2005 Three guys, who have just got married, are sitting in their hotel bar after all the receptions, having a beer. <br> As they talk, it transpires that all three are virgins, and are a b 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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care for some almonds? 12/14/2004 The driver of a bus full of Sun City Grand seniors was driving down the highway when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds which he gratefully munches up. 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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It's the Sharing Feeling, not the Taste 8/26/2004 When I was in my 20's and in our excitement, I would cum in a womans mouth, I usually didn't even kiss her goodnight. Then when I was 30, I was having a 69 with a really sexy woman, got over excit 0 Comments, 54 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Waiter 3/29/2004 Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Waiter 3/18/2004 Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Did I say that? 3/18/2004 Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back: <br> 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregor 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Drinking To Forget 3/10/2004 A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender asked, "What's wrong." <br> The guy says that he just found out that his younger is gay. The bartender says, "I'm sorry abo 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Wedding Breakfast 3/5/2004 Three guys, who have just got married, are sitting in their hotel bar after all the receptions, having a beer. <br> As they talk, it transpires that all three are virgins, and are a bit 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes |
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