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Articles by NickRules999

NickRules999 39 M
10  Articles
Superfucking   2/8/2009

Superman was flying above Metropolis when he sees Wonder Woman on a rooftop sunbathing in the nude. Superman thinks to himself, "Damn, she's looking really hot today. I shouldn't, I really shouldn't..


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NickRules999 39 M
10  Articles
An NFL joke   2/4/2009

Q: What's a sure fire way to get away with murder?

A: Take up pro football. These guys get away with everything.


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NickRules999 39 M
10  Articles
Demon In The Bottle   12/8/2008

Demon In The Bottle

By Nick Raven.

Come to me. I beckon you. You can't escape me. You're under my spell. You're in my control.

Yes, that's it. Come closer. Reach for


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NickRules999 39 M
10  Articles
The nice guys' rationale   11/12/2008

This originally appeared on my blog. Originally posted 7-31-08.

I'm gonna let everyone in on a secret. A secret so big, I could be killed for revealing it.

Ya see, I have seen a few


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NickRules999 39 M
10  Articles
Covered   3/17/2008

Q: What did the penis say to the condom?

A: Cover me! I'm going in!


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NickRules999 39 M
10  Articles
Who should be in charge?   3/14/2008

The organs of someone's body all had a meeting one day and tried to figure out who should be in charge of all.

The brain said, "I should be in charge, coz I make everything go. I run the whol


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NickRules999 39 M
10  Articles
Why are you concerned?   2/12/2008

I, like others on here, check out the video intros on here. I've seen a few couples videos, and when I read the comments, there's always some dude saying something like, "I'm amazed you can make her c


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NickRules999 39 M
10  Articles
The war vet   2/11/2008

It's grandparents' day at a local elementary school and one of the grandfathers was a WWII veteran.

"I was in one of these big planes with all the guns in it. I was a tailgunner. We we flying


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NickRules999 39 M
10  Articles
Little Billy   2/8/2008

A buddy of mine told me this one a long time ago.

A kindergarten teacher had a lesson on the alphabet. She held up a card with the letter A. She said, "Can anyone tell me what the letter A st


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