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Be safe 9/15/2004 Don't be a fool wrap your tool. Sex is good but its not worth it to take a chance with your life. 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
Roosters 9/15/2004 There were 3 roosters, a gay one, a straght one, and a retarded one. The straight one says cock a doodle do, the retarded one say doodle doodle cock, the gay one says any cock'll do. 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
Bricks 9/15/2004 Whats heavier a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br&g 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
MJ is gay 7/25/2004 How do you know when its bedtime at Neverland ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand. 0 Comments, 6 Views, 0 Votes | |
Chickens 7/25/2004 There were three chickens a normal chicken, a retarded chicken and a gay chicken. The normal chicken goes cock-a-doodle-do, the retarded chicken goes doodle-doodle-cock and the gay chicken goes any 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
Bubbles 7/25/2004 Wanna hear a dirty joke? John played in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? John took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was his next door nieghbor. 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dirty Cock Sucker 7/25/2004 You ask: If I cleaned my cock would you suck it? <br> She says: No!!! <br> You respond: You Dirty Cock sucker. 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
Pick up line 7 7/25/2004 If I had a as hott as you,quarter for every time I saw a girl Id have 25 cents. 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
Pick up line 6 7/25/2004 So where do you hide your wings? 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
Pick up line 5 7/25/2004 Do you clean those pants with windex cuz I could see myself in them. 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
Pick up line 4 7/25/2004 Are you tired? Cuz you been running through my mind all day. 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
Pick up line 3 7/25/2004 Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
Pick up line 2 7/25/2004 Lets pretend that you left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas; Im gonna spend some time in between holidays. 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
Pick up line 7/25/2004 That shirt is very becoming on you, if I was it I would be cumming too. 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
MJ is gay 2 7/25/2004 Why does Micheal Jackson always come in last place in race? Because he always likes to come in a little behind. 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes |
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