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Diary Of A Mad Viagra Housewife: 8/2/2013 Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Texan Divorce 8/2/2013 Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's the problem?" "I want to hit that adulterin' 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Loud Orgasm 8/2/2013 A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell." "My dear, " the shrink said 0 Comments, 107 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Playing Doctor 8/2/2013 Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try 'playing doctor' for an 0 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Playing Doctor 8/2/2013 Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring. "Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try 'playing doctor' for an 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cigarettes 8/2/2013 Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beaut 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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devil inside the church 7/30/2013 One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. So 0 Comments, 104 Views, 0 Votes | |
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cheating 7/30/2013 A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gon 0 Comments, 82 Views, 0 Votes | |
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funeral 7/30/2013 A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find 0 Comments, 95 Views, 0 Votes | |
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bride and broom 7/30/2013 Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a whisk." The groom broom says, "How can that be possible? We haven't 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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banister 7/30/2013 A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. "What are you doing?" he asks. "Warming up your dinner." 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes |
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