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Lube 10/19/2014 How Much Lube Do You Need For Anal Sex? A Buttload!!! 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Elderly Couple 10/19/2014 An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the w 0 Comments, 156 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Scottsman 10/19/2014 How'd the Scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass? Quite friendly! What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish farmer? The Stones sang: "Hey you, get off a my 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Missing 10/19/2014 Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. < 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Laughing lips 10/19/2014 So this girl goes to the plastic surgeon to get better lips. After a while she wasn't satisfied with them anymore and decided to sue the plastic surgeon who did the operation; she discovered 0 Comments, 62 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Amish 10/19/2014 Clip clop clip clop bang bang bang.... an Amish drive by shooting. 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Fucked now 10/11/2014 A woman with no arms or legs was sitting on the beach when along a , an jogging down the beach. So she gets his attention and tells him she has never been hugged. So he reached down and hugged her the 0 Comments, 98 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Elderly lady 10/11/2014 I Was at the ATM Yesterday When an Elderly Lady Approached and Asked Me to Help Her Check Her Balance.....So I Pushed Her...Who Knew??? 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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PARKING SPOTS 10/11/2014 What are the similarities between women and car parking spaces? All the good ones are taken so sometimes when no-ones looking you stick it in a disabled one. 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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TRUE????? 10/11/2014 The American Government has revealed it's emergency plans in case of an outbreak of Ebola were to happen in the states. The Emergency plans are as follows.... More guns. 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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OUCH 10/11/2014 Ebola - finishing what Live Aid started 0 Comments, 16 Views, 0 Votes | |
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FARM joins the Marines 9/27/2014 Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the plac 0 Comments, 146 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Scotland 9/19/2014 I used to chase skirt all over the world, till I got to Scotland..... Holy shit was I surprised....... 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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House Painter 9/19/2014 There is a guy painting a house and he gets tired of painting and goes to a whorehouse and says, "Give me the biggest black woman that you have" So the Madame at the whorehouse says, "Go upst 0 Comments, 139 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Amish Elevator 9/19/2014 A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THE STAR OF THE SHOW 9/19/2014 A trumpeter is hired to play two solos in a movie. After the sessions he is paid handsomely and promised by the director that he will be notified when the movie is released to the public. Thr 0 Comments, 130 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Remove the hat???? 9/16/2014 A women goes into a Photo shop after reading a sign in the window that reads...All photos reproduced for $5. She gives her picture of her later husband to the owner and says...can your reprod 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Great Chicken 9/14/2014 Whoo man, I fingered this fat bitch earlier and it was just like sticking your hand in a greasy bucket of KFC chicken, with the exception of wanting to lick your fingers after. 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Doggy visit to the vet 9/14/2014 Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets waiting room. The first man's asked the second man's dog what he's there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says t 0 Comments, 137 Views, 0 Votes | |
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AT THE AUCTION 9/14/2014 Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars." Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave away." 0 Comments, 129 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ANAL 9/14/2014 My girlfriend said if this gets 100 votes we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me. 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Must be a blonde 9/14/2014 she thought a quarterback was a refund She thought General Motors was in the Army. At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign Here", she wrote Sagittarius. Under "e 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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spell what????????????? 9/14/2014 I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Magnums 9/14/2014 A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if the store carries extra-large condoms. “Yes we do, ” he says. “Would you like to buy some?” “No, ” she replies. 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Metal of Bravery 9/14/2014 An officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the soldier ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead sold 0 Comments, 112 Views, 0 Votes | |
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QUICKIES 9/11/2014 * A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you omfortable? " The man says, "I make a good living." * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airp 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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IRISH & HIS FIRST PINT 9/11/2014 My and his first pint ....... I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my out for his first pint. Off we went to our loc 0 Comments, 78 Views, 0 Votes | |
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STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR????? 9/11/2014 If you get stuck in an elevator, what do you do? 1. You start to scream and shout hysterically ? 2. You cry like a baby ? < 0 Comments, 91 Views, 0 Votes | |
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PUZZLER????? 9/11/2014 Puzzler? Either it's the most fascinating book...or she's reading the Instruction Manual. 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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GOOD CLEANING 9/6/2014 An old man and his wife were always arguing, he would yell and scream she would sit quietly and then get up and go and clean the toilet. One day he asked her why she didn’t get mad at him. 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes |
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