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Things to do at Walmart 3/8/2006 Things to do at Walmart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute inte 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
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41 mistakes Men make during sex. 3/8/2006 41 mistakes Men make during sex. ok now someone spent a lot of time in research on this...so pay attention!! lol (DON'T let this be YOU!!!) 1) NO KISSING??? Avoiding her lips and diving 0 Comments, 148 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 3/8/2006 ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMET 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Use these 10 tips to be sure you always leave her begging fo 3/8/2006 Most guys just don't realize how important that first kiss is to woman. Well, this should give you an idea: When you kiss a woman for the first time, she decides right then and there if she ever wa 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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12 Types Of Women To Avoid 3/8/2006 12 Types Of Women To Avoid Keep a watchful eye out for the following list of women, and you'll be one step closer to curing yourself of habitual bitch-dating: 1- Miss Feminist This wo 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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10 things women do that drive men to the brink of insanity. 3/8/2006 10. Pretend to be virtuous A recurring theme among many women is that they try to place themselves under a "holier than thou" light, never admitting that they fooled around or dividing thei 0 Comments, 44 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Five tips for a woman.... 3/8/2006 Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to fin 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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what it takes to be a walmart greeter.. 3/8/2006 what it takes to be a walmart greeter.. An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four peo 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why Sex hurts 4 girls 3/8/2006 Why Sex hurts 4 girls 8 people have died from not reposting this. So on the news there was a girl who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation between a girl and her boyfriend. This is 0 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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To every guy 3/8/2006 To every guy that regrets hurting her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants. To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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7 Kinds of Sex 3/8/2006 SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know - I get a little each month 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A blonde 2/19/2006 A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she star 0 Comments, 298 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Men are like ... 2/19/2006 1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .Weather... Nothing can be done to chang 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What Is Love? 2/19/2006 What Is Love? Softly spread from heart to heart, With expressions of devotion. Voiced with strong feeling and Tremendous emotion. Although it requires little time to reveal, This process 0 Comments, 72 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Steak & Blowjob Day 2/19/2006 New Holiday (for the men) Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles t 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 2/19/2006 WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 <br> A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old . They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To wh 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.... 2/19/2006 : Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down....by David Letterman <br> 10. The cucumber has left the salad. <br> 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to h 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Only in America...... 2/19/2006 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. <br> 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. <br> 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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* The Top Ten Reasons Why a Woman Slaps a Man‘s Balls! 2/19/2006 * The Top Ten Reasons Why a Woman Slaps a Man‘s Balls! 10. You caught him checking out another woman. 9. He refused to put on a condom. 8. He couldn‘t get an erection. 7. He had 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Men... 2/19/2006 15 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Men... 1. You can have more than one beer at a time. 2. You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck! 3. A beer won't give you whisker burns. 4. Yo 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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HAPPY ENDING 2/19/2006 HAPPY ENDING MAKES MY EYES TEAR -UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING <br> A couple had only been married for two weeks the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town 0 Comments, 176 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Knock, Knock! 2/19/2006 Knock, Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a great big kiss? <br> <br> What did the cho 0 Comments, 137 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THIS SAYS IT ALL: 2/19/2006 THIS SAYS IT ALL: Body: Time passes. Life happens. Distance separates. grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't call when they say they will. Hearts break. Parent 0 Comments, 88 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naughty Poems 2/19/2006 Naughty Poems Body: I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass <br> Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pai 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Naughty Poems 2/19/2006 Naughty Poems Body: I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass <br> Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pai 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes | |
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1 Scary Way To Break Up... 2/19/2006 1 Scary Way To Break Up... Body: : Do not stop reading this or something bad will happen. <br> One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honk 0 Comments, 77 Views, 0 Votes | |
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men read this 2/19/2006 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non essent 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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6 signs you are in love 2/19/2006 6 signs you are in love Body: 1- as soon as you get online-whos the name you look at first <br> 2- when you hear the phone ringing-who do u hope is calling <br> 3-when a love so 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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elevator 2/19/2006 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. <br> 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
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You now have two choices: 2/11/2006 What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; There isn't one! Read it anyway. My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same choice? <br> At a fundraisi 0 Comments, 226 Views, 0 Votes |
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