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GOLFING 11/27/2013 A Priest and a nun go golfing one day. The Priest tees up his ball, swings, and misses it completely. "Oh shit, I missed", he says The nun looked at him sharply. He 0 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Getting Even 6/2/2013 Two Rednecks were in a bar drinking. One says to the other, "If I went to your house, screwed your wife and she had my baby, would that make us relatives?" The other says, "No, but it would make us ev 0 Comments, 166 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Whats The Difference..... 4/29/2013 Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on. 0 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Little Old Lady 10/8/2012 A little old lady goes to the dentist one day. She enters the exam room, takes off her pants and throws her legs in the air. The dentist says, "Maam, I'm a dentist not a gynecologist." She says, "I kn 0 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Thumb Sucking 5/29/2011 Two girls were having a play date at one of the girl's house. They happened to go pass her parent's bedroom and when they looked in, the mother was giving the dad a serious blow job. One girl said to 0 Comments, 176 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Play Date 3/5/2011 2 little girls were having a play date at one of the girl's house. They happend to walk past the parent's room and looked in. The mother was giving the father a very good blow job. One girl said to th 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Momma 2/20/2011 A man was making love to his wife one night when their 12 yr. old burst into their room. The father never missed a stroke just looked up at the boy and started laughing. HA HA HA A few days later the 0 Comments, 183 Views, 0 Votes | |
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$20 3/31/2007 A guy goes out drinking after work one day with his buddy. After a few drinks, he throws up on himself. "My wife is going to kill me. I wasn't supposed to be drinking tonight". His buddy tells him, "J 0 Comments, 157 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sexual Harrassment 4/18/2005 A female employee tells her boss she wants to file sexual harrassment charges against a male employee. The boss says, "OK, what did he say or do?" She says, "He said my hair smells great." The bo 0 Comments, 179 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BEANS 3/24/2005 I went to visit a lady friend one evening. She had already had a few drinks before I arrived. She fixed me a drink and we settled on the sofa, her to take a nap and me to try to get laid. I was car 0 Comments, 334 Views, 0 Votes | |
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3 Mice 9/28/2002 3 mice were in a bar, drinking and bragging about how tough they were. After downing a shot of bourbon and slamming the glass on the bar, the 1st mouse said:"When I see a mousetrap, I lay on my bac 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes |
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