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crude jokes 6/3/2007 Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. What do you call born in whorehouses? A. B 0 Comments, 80 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Try not to Giggle! 6/1/2007 Breaking wind Is kinda fun, The cutest sounds Come out ya bum! It's cool with Dad, But not with Mum, He sees the Art… She thinks it's dumb! So fart with discretion, Or get cal 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hot Dreaming 6/1/2007 Erotic dreaming, All pumping and steaming, Such startling reactions Denied satisfaction, She awakes in surprise, Confused by her eyes, Returns then to sleep, For more pleasure to reap, Hot actions ong 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Not the bloke joke 6/1/2007 How can you tell when a man is going to say something intelligent? He starts out with "A woman once said......" 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Traffic cops gone wrong 6/1/2007 An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Best Time To Process Your Payments 5/10/2006 Three friends decided to visit a . It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch." When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?" 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
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doggyie style 5/10/2006 Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick a 0 Comments, 152 Views, 0 Votes |
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