I am as rich as Bill Gates and look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club. I once saved ten orphans and a litter of puppies from a burning building, then found homes for all of them. I kicked the ass of "the most interesting man in the world" guy from the ads. Several oscar winning actresses blush uncontrollably when they hear my name. Sexually, I will make you cum so hard that you will be a witness to several different undiscovered dimensions of time and space. I have been told I am quite sarcastic. I am the funniest per in any room, and usually the smartest. Yes, I am an actual professor, the cool one all the students want to take. I have my dream job and know how lucky I am to have found it. And FYI the city listed on my profile is neither the city I live in or work in, I am just a little west of it I own my home. I have a full time job. I am happily single and not desperate or lonely. I am too busy and too lazy to be a stalker. And I have all my own teeth. If you respond to an email from me, or we chat a few times, I am smart enough to know that doesn't mean you're going to jump into bed with me. Can not post face photos - too risky - but I have face photos I can send. [blog aStrictProfessor My blog won the nobel peace prize for erotica] It's actually good, trust me.

My Ideal Person Someone who finds what I wrote above to be hilarious.

She doesn't talk to morons, or if she does; it's with a dry as a bone sarcastic comment.

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