PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE RESPONDING!!!!! NO MEN AND NO COUPLES PLEASE!!! I don’t know how to make that any more clear! We are a happily married male/female couple. We are clean, discreet and private people that play as hard as we work. We like to keep our private life just what it is…..PRIVATE! We don’t like rumors or gossip going around about us if we can help it. This is why we decided to look for a female on line. This way no body has to know our real names until we are ready. We’re looking for a bi-or curious female for friendship to start and we’ll see where things go from there. I am curious to explore another woman's body and see if the same things that make me all "tingly" will make her all "tingly" too, and my wonderful husband is of course willing to endulge me and my long time fantasy. We give as good as we receive and we want the other woman to leave the experience just as happy and satisfied as we are! Our jobs make us both known by a lot of people here in this town, so we prefer to keep things extremely discreet. We will provide the right female with a more detailed photo of ourselves when the time is right. If you wish to contact us, you can find us on here or at the "Y" and we are also on myspace. Just look for tainted.karma...with or without the period between the words. If you are a couple and you are willing to leave the male part of the couple at home then you are welcome to respond! I am not interested in any way in another man, only in other females. Please respect that and only serious inquiries please. We wouldn’t waste your time so please don’t waste ours. If you find yourself interested, please feel free to find us on the "Y" or myspace since we are only standard members here, we can't do much, but we are hoping to hear from some of you!

My Ideal Person We are looking for the right female for friendship and maybe to join us for our very first threesome, depending on the circumstances. We’ll just have to see how things go. The right woman must be discreet and clean. Disease free!!! Looks and age are negotiable, but a good personality is a must! The right female must be willing to be with BOTH of us! We are a package deal, you can't have one without the other. Trying to go behind the other person's back is a HUGE NO NO! We are not looking for any extra marital affairs or for any one on one encounters with any one else behind each other's backs. We aren't into the swinging or swapping thing, so if that's what you are looking for....please keep looking! We are simply looking for a female open to being with both of us at the same time. We will not tolerate any one trying to come between us in any way! We are very much in love! We are just looking to spice things up a little bit. We aren't looking to cheat on each other, we only want someone to share! There will be ABSOLUTELY NO one on one encounters with either of us separately...it's both or none! The right woman will be fun loving and open minded. She will know how to keep her private life private so as not to start any rumors around town.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Disturbed , Godsmack, Queensryche, Journey, Killswitch
Engage, Evenescence, Christina Aguilera,

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Obviously we'd like another female. Don't care
where...obviously. If remembering correctly....isn't
this whole process about fulfilling a sexual fantasy?
So...our answer is...Still working on that one. We'll
let you know when it's happend.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, bouncy balls with cock attachments

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Carmen Electra.....enough said! We and by we I mean mainly
HE thinks about this ALL THE TIME. If she comes on tv...get
out the mop. Don't get me wrong, she's hot and all
but my girl is Mila Jovavitch (the chic off of UltraViolet,
5th element and Resident Evil). I can't watch anything
with her in it when I'm home alone unless somebody's
got the rubber sheets and my bouncy ball with weiner attachment
handy.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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