Hi, As my title suggests, I can be witty, and uncannily honest. If you can't handle it, leave it. I'm NOT looking for liars, cheaters or more directly married men. I have big blue eyes, brown hair that's highlighted, and am an average size 16. not skinny, not fat. 5'6. My favorite hobbies are: reading, walking, geophysical curiosities, science and history (10th - 16th centuries) My idea of a weight-loss/ get-fit program is sharing LOTS of intimate moments, that are not in the gym. I also have an interesting theory regarding quitting smoking...(use your imagination) would love to see if it works. Look forward to chatting with you.

My Ideal Person Over the last year, I have discovered through this site that I am incapable of not getting attached to those I have sex with. So, if you are looking for a friendship/relationship without cheating or lying, send me an e-mail. I do enjoy sex, and feel that it is much better as emotional intimates. (My definition of 'discrete' is careful, prudent, sagacious, cautious, judicious, SENSIBLE, guarded, vigilant, and reserved. IF YOU ARE MARRIED DO NOT CONTACT ME; I AM NOT INTERESTED.)

I would hope that you are well-educated and an avid reader. (I clear about 3 books a week, and find that top 40 fiction is a waste of my time)

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
No favorites, really

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Patrick Stewart, he could ring my bells by the sound of his voice and often does, I love his version of Moby Dick on audio-tape.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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